ferrari_fan
08-17-2004, 08:25 PM
A Canadian, an American, and a Chinese guy are flying in a hot air ballon with the pilot around the world. The tour is just about over and they're ready to dropoff the passenger tourists.
The Canadian dropped an apple from the sky and the pilot asked, "What was that for?" And the Canadian asked, "Because i love my country and I give an apple for it." He was dropped off.
The American drops an orange above his country and pilot asked, "What was that for?" American said, "Because I love my country and I give an orangefor it". He was dropped off.
Then the Chinese guy drops a bomb over China and pilot asks, "What was that for?" Chinese dude says, "Because I hate my country and I want everyone to die, Muahahaha!" He was dropped off.
Right after the Canadian was dropped off he sees a little girl crying. "Why are you crying?" She says, "An apple fell from the sky and hit my head."
Right after the American was dropped off he sees a little boy crying. "Why are you crying?" He says, "An orange fell from the sky and hit my head."
And right after the Chinse guy was dropped off he sees a boy laughing his ass off. "What's so funny?" The boy says, "I was standing in from of a building and when I farted it fell down."
The Canadian dropped an apple from the sky and the pilot asked, "What was that for?" And the Canadian asked, "Because i love my country and I give an apple for it." He was dropped off.
The American drops an orange above his country and pilot asked, "What was that for?" American said, "Because I love my country and I give an orangefor it". He was dropped off.
Then the Chinese guy drops a bomb over China and pilot asks, "What was that for?" Chinese dude says, "Because I hate my country and I want everyone to die, Muahahaha!" He was dropped off.
Right after the Canadian was dropped off he sees a little girl crying. "Why are you crying?" She says, "An apple fell from the sky and hit my head."
Right after the American was dropped off he sees a little boy crying. "Why are you crying?" He says, "An orange fell from the sky and hit my head."
And right after the Chinse guy was dropped off he sees a boy laughing his ass off. "What's so funny?" The boy says, "I was standing in from of a building and when I farted it fell down."