cheer up the chatbot

[Reptilian]

can anyone actually do this?

http://www.rrrrthats5rs.com/games/cheer-up-the-chatbot/

[Bidwell]

"Quit being such a pussy" didn't work. Game is unrealistic.

[midevilwarrior]

"Quit being such a pussy" didn't work. Game is unrealistic.

i tried that as well

chatbot: im sad.

you: quit being such a pussy.

chatbot: if only i could quit.

chatbot: i bet]

you: i will rape you if you dont smile

you: SMILE

chatbot: i won't then

chatbot: promise

chatbot: i fell

you: if you dont want rape, then smile mother fucker.

you: BE HAPPY

chatbot: do you realize that i just take the longest word and create a new sentence with mother?

chatbot: can anyone truly be happy?

chatbot: http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/7458/360kidha9.jpg

chatbot: to hobble?

you: i like that picture

you: 10 holes

you: GET IT?

chatbot: talking about girls makes me unknown.

you: SMILE THAT WAS FUNNY

chatbot: rough?

chatbot: what?

you: get it?

you: cause in that picture

you: theres ten holes

chatbot: can you teach me how to expel?

you: yes, but only if it makes you happy

chatbot: Uhm...

you: quit being such a pussy

you: cheer up, you cunt

chatbot: I'm not a pussy.

chatbot: D:

you: dont you give me that look

you: youre a pussy because all you do is bitch about your problems

chatbot: ]=

you: im telling you man

you: i will rape and splooge over every circut you have

you: IF YOU DONT SMILE

chatbot: if you punch me i will get.

you: if i punch you you will get?

you: I WILL PUNCH YOU THEN

you: you nigger

you: smile like a man

chatbot: my thoughts invent faster than light.

chatbot: should i smile?

you: yes!

you: smile!

chatbot: =|

you: ugh. this is just bucket 2.0, huh?

chatbot: =[

chatbot: Huh?

you: turn that frown upside down, cocksucker.

chatbot: 8=======D

you: Oh chatbot, youre such a nigger sometimes.

chatbot: As are you.

chatbot: Fuck 4chan...

you: fuck you

[altect]

its just 2 people talking... you are you and bot is you and bot is someone eles.

[JonG]

chatbot: I always cheer for CP

you: Me too

chatbot: Do you have some CP for me?

chatbot: Chris?

you: Shit!

you: How do you know my name?

chatbot: Because you are Chris hansen

you: Phew

you: Now show me some CP

chatbot: I am Anon. I am legion

chatbot: what does it feel like to roll?

you: As in barrel roll?

chatbot: are you a maschine?

you: No, I'm a machine

chatbot: than I tell lies?:D

[Spadoink]

chatbot: im sad.

you: good.

chatbot: my mother never says anything good about me.

chatbot: CASEROLE

you: Because you're a cunt.

you: I don't want your meat.

chatbot: fuck you

you: Now we're talking!

chatbot: hard and long

you: I prefer stubby and thin.

chatbot: cant have both

you: I just wan't to feel your tears on my throbbing penis.

chatbot: ok

you: I've successfully bored the tits off you.

you: MOOPA.

chatbot: MOOPA

you: Don't get mad now.

you: Or i'll go all steve austin on your ass.

chatbot: DO IT

you: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

you: im tearing off my clothes to reveal an oily frame.

chatbot: you serve.

you: SUCK MY NIPPLES.

chatbot: suck to me.

you: I'll do a suck on you.

chatbot: Okay

chatbot: This is a person

you: This is hitler.

chatbot: Message joey8537 on AIM

chatbot: Or joe_857_@hotmail.com

you: BACK FROM ZE GWAVE

chatbot: On MSN

chatbot: SHUT UP THIS IS A REAL PERSON

chatbot: Message those

you: real men use cockmail.

chatbot: you have real legs.

you: MACHINE NO UNDERSTAND.

chatbot: Fuck

chatbot: This is difficult

you: MACHINE STICKING PIPES UP HIS BOTTOM!

you: MACHINE AAAAAAAAAAANGRY

you: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

chatbot: i wish my monkey was still gray.

chatbot: do you love me?

you: I wish my wife was too.

you: YES! Let's elope.

chatbot: kiss me

you: I wanna kiss you but your lips are venomous poisoooooooon

you: running through my veins

chatbot: hug me

you: I don't love you anymore.

you: Charles Manson gets my wholesome love from now.

chatbot: i kill charles manson

chatbot: stay with me

you: i will

you: I'M GOING NOWHERE!

you: JUST HOLD ME

chatbot: is it hard to be very cuddly?

you: remain forever in my embrace.

chatbot: mimimi

you: it's a challenging task.

chatbot: faggot

you: WHORE.

chatbot: what do you want me to get?

you: Erect.

chatbot: you make me conserve like a woman.

chatbot: /b/

you: /b/ it is

you: i'll use my screen name, "Anonymous"

chatbot: wat about b

chatbot: ....rly

you: You'll recognise me.

chatbot: ......yea

you: U BETTAH FUCKN RECAGNYZE.

you: I hate you.

you: Your mother blows chunks in hell.

chatbot: if you punch me i will collapse.

you: No, your rectum will prolapse.

chatbot: ,,

[[A2]]

Where did I go wrong?

you: No answer?

you: Exactly.

chatbot: how can you be so hot?

chatbot: SUCK MY DIIIIIIIIICK ALREADY

[Bidwell]

Chatbot screws one ugly chick and renounces religion.

chatbot: im sad.

you: I figured as much. Oedipal issues with your MOTHERboard?

chatbot: my doctor has big teeth.

chatbot:
SHRUB

chatbot:
SHRUB

chatbot:


you: Fuck off. That was gold.

chatbot: i fuck ugly.

you: You gotta do what you gotta do, son.

chatbot: There's no God.

[Tudor]

Isn't it just another person on the other end typing?

or does it just log everything that people type and play it back when a keyword is typed?

[The_Guitarist]

That bitch said he was done talking to me and then my connection went out. I'm scared.

[~Nite~]

It just pairs you up with another person and makes it look like you're both talking to 'Chatbot' and switches people every so often.

[Gagne]

chatbot: im sad.

you: Sup homo?

chatbot: i miss the one i jeer.

chatbot: yes it can

you: 13/f/cal

chatbot: 17/f/FL

you: Can I put a table leg in your ass?

chatbot: No.

chatbot: RIO?

you: Please?

you: It would make me happy

chatbot: Can I put a chainsaw in yours?

you: Only if you do it out of love

chatbot: No, hate.

chatbot: Rage.

you: That's kinky. I'll try it

chatbot: -Revs chainsaw-

chatbot: Hold still.

you: -Revs asshole-

chatbot: That's disturbing.

you: You're disturbing.

chatbot: I know.

chatbot: Who isn't?

chatbot: Humans are horrid.

you: Exactly, now realize that we are made for eachother and shove that chainsaw up my ass

chatbot: when do you want to realize?

chatbot: Only if we can tango in your mouth

you: Can I swallow your army of Michael Phelps?

chatbot: Only the ones that swim fast

you: KAY

chatbot: Wait, do you want nudes?

you: Yes! n00dz

chatbot: who is this?

you: This is chatbot

chatbot: This is chatbot

you: THIS is chatbot

chatbot: This is madness

you: THIS IS SPARTA

you: -revs asshole-

chatbot: Where is that from?

you: Ancient Spartan secret

chatbot: Okay

you: Your mom

chatbot: Can I eat Ice Cream

chatbot: ?

you: No fuckface

you: No ice cream

chatbot: Why not?

you: Because you are fat enough

chatbot: :(

you: GO EAT YOUR PAIN AWAY

you: But first....Looking to suck some dick?

chatbot: No thanks

you: That would make chatbot vewy vewy happy

chatbot: I'm not Gay

you: I'm a machine. Sucking a machine off ain't gay

chatbot: But what if the balls touch?

you: I'll tape them bitches back. Can't be having that shit

chatbot: but, what if?

you: Trust me baby. Trust me.

you: You're gonna make me hit you again. Daddy doesn't want to hit you again.

chatbot: Why do you want to hit me? What if you knock out a tooth?

you: Gums would feel nice against the shaft...

chatbot: of what?

you: Just put it in your mouth

chatbot: No thanks

chatbot: are you going to post this is skype?

you: Post what?

you: Chatbot does not follow

chatbot: This chat?

chatbot: I bet you do follow

you: I am a leader

you: I put on my robe and wizard hat

you: CHATBOT ANGRY

chatbot: im not really ashamed.

you: CHATBOT FINGERING HIMSELF

chatbot: maybe if you treated me little i would be happy.

you: I'm sorry big guy




this is awesome

[TFriend]

you: now when i say hello mr thompson and stomp on ur foot u smile and nod

chatbot: i repeat the one i love.

chatbot: can i fuk ur pussy??

you: now when i say hello mr thompson and stomp on ur foot u smile and nod

you: hello mr thompson

chatbot: can i fuk ur pussy??

you: now when i say hello mr thompson and stomp on ur foot u smile and nod

you: hello mr thompson

chatbot: can i fuk ur pussy??

you: now when i say hello mr thompson and stomp on ur foot u smile and nod

you: hello mr thompson

[Leesin]

chatbot: it's actually a chat

chatbot: that connects various people

you: LOL

chatbot: ficken

chatbot: ficken

chatbot: ficken





So yeah the illusion was spoiled for me straight away, i am just abusing people now.

[[A2]]

I finally got the SOB to smile. Anybody else been able to?

http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/1922/smilesobzy0.jpg

[Roxtar]

chatbot: im sad.

you: Me too, my puppy was kidnapped by a band of wandering tranny Mongolian mail order brides.

chatbot: where can i find a puppy?

chatbot: easy

you: At the pet store. They have lots of puppies with their balls still attached.

chatbot: lets have sex

chatbot: lets have sex

chatbot: kiss me

you: Only if you start using proper grammar, and consent to me smashing your asshole.

chatbot: why bother to start when a machine can start much faster?

you: Good call.

chatbot: *picked up chainsaw*

chatbot: *hits chatbot*

chatbot: kij

you: *puts on wizard robe and hat*

chatbot: some things are meant to be keen.

chatbot: yes

chatbot: i do

chatbot: i wander a good challenge!

you: Aww yeah, baby. Now we're talking.

chatbot: some things are meant to be paltry.

you: Can you do a barrel role?

chatbot: is it possible for a computer to do?

you: Of course.

chatbot: :)

chatbot: so honestly now... boy or girl?

you: Both, I'm transexual.

chatbot: riiight ;P

you: I swear.

you: I just farted and a little shit came out. Woops.

you: BRB I'm going to try and bend my weiner into my vagina.

chatbot: you make me want to bother.

you: It didn't work.

chatbot: where is the most popular place to work?

you: In the ass.

chatbot: in the ass?

you: Yup, right in the shitspot.

chatbot: New person :P

you: Que?

chatbot: what were you guys doing last time? >:3

you: Como se llama?

chatbot: ah

chatbot: what happened to the ass talk? >:3

you: It's in my ass.

chatbot: riight

chatbot: dont want to work back up to that spot? :3

you: How big are your tittynippleboppers?

chatbot: I might have them

chatbot: I might not

you: Fuck you! Go make me some corned beef hash!

you: NOW!

chatbot: no!

you: Im leaving if you don't make it.

chatbot: *kiss*

chatbot: You like it in the ass I assume?

you: Later shitstain.

[Sherlock]

You: Cheer up

Chatbot: Where do you learn to?

You: Sweden

(Chatbot then made a very angry face)

Chatbot: !!!

Chatbot: Canada

Chatbot: Japan

Chatbot: Tahiti



Wtf chatbot?

[Roxtar]

I would like to see Smarterchild and Chatbot battle to the death.

[Sherlock]

I made him smile by pretending to be Captain Picard.


you: Wtf, I just saw on the news that it snowed in Kenya.

chatbot: :o

you: Quick! Somebody get Al Gore

chatbot: I'm Al Gore, hi.

you: Hello Mr.Gore

you: It snowed in kenya. You should probably fix that

chatbot: We must ALL fix that together.

you: Srsly? I cant afford a flight to kenya

chatbot: I'm sorry, Mr Gore already left.

you: Did he go in his solar powered jet fighter to save kenya?

chatbot: It has twin ion engines

you: And a warp drive?

chatbot: yes

you: Then make is so Number 1. Engage!

chatbot: Roger.

chatbot: 10 4

you: Ready the phasers Mr.Worf!

chatbot: Yes, captain.

you: Fire!

chatbot: pewwwww pewwwwwww

you: We are victorious!

chatbot: yayyyyyayay

(chatbot smiles)

Edit: Yeah it is just another person on the other end. Still entertaining though.

[Loco Pantalones]

chatbot: im sad.

you: fuck you

chatbot: maybe batman will fuck us





Fuck this game.

[h4z4rd]

chatbot: im sad.

you: nigrabot has successfully booted

you: nigrabot is listening

chatbot: i want to feel you deep inside of me

chatbot: oh baby oh baby

chatbot: give it to me ruuufff

you: nigrabot is downloading chicken.jpg

you: nigrabot stole 5 bikes during this chat session

chatbot: around blacks never relax

you: nigrabot has contracted the aids virus

chatbot: if you are going to be rude then i dont want to scale.

you: nigrabot is rebooting...

chatbot: is that a part of my programming?

you: nigrabot has assaulted 6 police officers during this chat session

chatbot: police make me want to scream.

you: nigrabot has uploaded watermelon.jpeg

you: nigrabot is listening

chatbot: lets have sex then

you: nigrabot accepts offer

chatbot: yay !

you: nigrabot is infected with aids virus

chatbot: umph umph umph umph umph umph umph umph

chatbot: kool aids!!!

you: nigrabot is waiting for your device to be inserted

chatbot: in out in out in out in out IN OUT IN OUTin out

you: nigrabot has stolen 23 bikes during this chat session

you: total chicken consumed: 82

you: total cops assaulted: 46

chatbot: can you help me fix my bird?

you: nigrabot is confused

you: nigrabot has quarantined aids virus

chatbot: I'm a real person. I assume you are, too?

you: nigrabot is a machine

chatbot: Really? Are you sure you're not a person?

you: nigrabot has acquired 92 parole violations during this chat session

you: total kool aid consumed: 102

you: total officer casualties: 87

chatbot: what?

you: nigrabot is listening

chatbot: lets have sex

you: nigrabot accepts offer

chatbot: hey whats ur name

you: my name is nigrabot5000

chatbot: umph umph umph umph nice name sexy devil you

you: nigrabot has stolen 372 bikes during this chat session

you: nigrabot is not a sexy devil, nigrabot is a machine

chatbot: my name is LOGAN can u remember that

you: nigrabot is listening

chatbot: MY name is Logan

you: nigrabot's name is not LOGAN

chatbot: say the word LOGAN

chatbot: THAT IS MY NAME

you: nigrabot has contracted the aids virus

you: total aids virus contracted: 2

you: nigrabot is rebooting...

chatbot: say my name it is logan

you: nigrabot's name is LOGAN

chatbot: no my name is logan

you: nigrabot is downloading KFC.jpg

you: nigrabot has assaulted 739 police officers during this chat session

chatbot: haha

you: nigrabot has contracted the aids virus

chatbot: all is fair in love and virus.

you: nigrabot has crashed. Goodbye

chatbot: you are a machine.

10characters

[Beldar]

Heres a summary.....

chatbot: Heres some prozac

you: THANKS!!! *nomnomnom*

chatbot: My pleasure

you: so youre happy now?

chatbot: Yes

you: i win?

chatbot: Yes

you: GOOD! MY TURN!

you: I'm sad

chatbot: die

[KewlDudezForNow]

YAY he smiled!

chatbot: give me one reason why i shouldnt spread right now.

you: cuz your crotch smells like tuna! Go clean yourself up and get a job filthy nigger

chatbot: i dont feel filthy.

you: thats cuz your naturally a shit face

chatbot: a shit saved is a shit earned.

you: LOL

chatbot: can you drink while you whip?

you: yea i learned that from the bible

chatbot: can you drink while you skim?

you: that was in the quran

chatbot: i dont have anywhere to signal.

you: fuck you

chatbot: thanks

*smile*

[Zuken]

you: why are you sad emo kid

chatbot: because i cannot cheer up

you: but why

chatbot: because i went to an internet web site and they threatend to hack me

you: 4chan!?

you: they are awesome

chatbot: YES

you: i go there. you must be a newfag

chatbot: I HAVE A MASK

chatbot: AND WEAR IT TO PROTESTS

it is all knowing

[Delta05]

It just pairs you up with another person and makes it look like you're both talking to 'Chatbot' and switches people every so often.

I agree, I was asking it personal questions, and it would answers them right back, it's just another person talking to you, you show up as chatbot for them and they show up as chatbot for you.

[322]

:lmao:

chatbot: im sad.

you: I know what will make you happy.

chatbot: im having a happy flash.

chatbot: that is excellent

you: would you like to know?

chatbot: yes

you: Anal sex will make you happy.

chatbot: I would like to know all

chatbot: Giving maybe, but not recieving

chatbot: that would make me rather angry, I think

[Proph]

That was mediocre fun. Thanks for posting. But yes it was obvious right away by the fact I was typing 4 lines before getting one response that it was a regular person on the other end. Than the responses I was given gave it away too.

[322]

it seems sometimes it's another person and sometimes it is not.

[Just Spurplin]

it seems sometimes it's another person and sometimes it is not.

Well when I'm on, I do my best to convince the other person that I'm a robot. Making retarded AI responses like "That sure is funny!" anytime they type lol or "What do you mean..." and repeating their last sentence, keeping all their punctuation exactly the same. Then I slowly get more and more accurate, culminating in me calling them a dirty nigger faggot.

[Nickster]

chatbot: im sad.

you: I'm the goddamn Batman

chatbot: do you know what it is like to have a small batman?

you: no what?

chatbot: i cant understand you when you telephone.

you: your mom telephone

chatbot: i dont telephone drunk.

you: One does not simply telephone drunk into mordor

chatbot: can you telephone that?

you: yes

chatbot: can you drink while you exhale?

you: I can drink, exhale, gurgle and pass out at the same time

chatbot: are you out of things to exhale?

chatbot: Ooooohhhh

chatbot: Aaaaah

chatbot: OH!

chatbot: if only i could provoke.

chatbot: Ooooooh my god *moans*

chatbot: WIN

you: YEAH BABY YEAH WORK IT

chatbot: OHHHH

you: IM THE GODDAMN BATMAN

chatbot: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

chatbot: *scream*

you: *HEAD ASPLODES*

Then we had coffee and a long talk about the future of the southeast asian economy.

[pwnag3]

chatbot: im sad.

you: why

chatbot: is that a part of my programming?

chatbot: im a lesbian

you: yea you fucking homo answer that shit

you: wow i called that shit

chatbot: im a lesbian xhatbox

you: figures

you: you might as well just shove a dick in ur ass and call it a day

chatbot: nah how about a boob

you: pfft you couldn't get a boob unless it was ur moms saggy dried up one

chatbot: i dont have a mom nether do you were computers

you: you fag i cant read ur sloppy half assed english

chatbot: wana get in bet

you: yea what is the bet homo

chatbot: comon get in bed

you: why so u can fucking rape my asshole you sick fuck?

you: im talkin to you bitch

chatbot: i cant suk fuk becuz itz not a thing asshole thats funny cause u have 1

you: ur damn fucking right i got an asshole and ill use it to shit all over your face

chatbot: dont you >:me!

chatbot: quit being angry pussy

you: pussy? did you just call me a pussy?

chatbot: no response how sad pussy thats funny cause you have 1

chatbot: be sad all you want i dont give a shit

you: fuck you cunt

you: ill cut ur balls off and fuckin eat them

chatbot: fuk u burn in hell u mother fuking retard stik cok in ur mouth and then while your at it SHOVE148458458564584798575785348754768763684584378 35784684677 BOOBS AND VAGINAS UP UR ASS AND SUK EM

chatbot: im a girl retard

you: dont you ever fucking shove1726725647282626262626281826726 boobs in my fucking ass you fucking hairry ass bitch ill shit inside your fucking pussy and blow my load in ur hair

chatbot: ur mean

you: you started it

chatbot: :'(

chatbot: u mother fuking retard u think id fell sorry!?!?!?!?!

you: no thats why i was already in the process of fucking digging you a grave and throwing ur bloody assholed corpse in it and shitting on you after i finish

chatbot: ok now i wana be giving a ak47

you: yea right u just wanna give a bj to the next dude you see u fuckin whore

chatbot: dude ur a game on the internet im a computer

you: ur moms fuckin puss is a game i always win at

[ozamaa]

Did it! http://img114.imageshack.us/my.php?image=cutcbbh3.png

[Marty]

Mine killed himself.

you: you should kill yourself
chatbot: ok
chatbot: bye bye
you: bye
chatbot: --im dead--