slipknob
09-05-2008, 03:00 PM
A Waster Of A Husband Who Frequently Stayed Out Late ,Drinking ,Gambling,And Chasing After Other Women,Was Once Again Late Home ,Even Though He Promised His Wife Faithfully Before Going Out Earlier That Evening ,He Would Return Home No Later Than Midnight,It Was Now 3am And He Knew He Was In BIg Trouble With His Wife,Stumbling Home He Came Up With A Idea That Might Just Get Him Off The Hook And Back Into Her Good Books.Stumbling Quietly Up To His House He Slowly Put The Key Into The Lock As Not To Wake Her Up,He Opened The Door ,Walked In And Quietly Closed It Behind Him,He Took His Shoes Off And Crept Carefully Up The Stairs To Where The Bedroom Is,And In The Pitch Dark He Could Just About See HiS Wife Laying There In The Bed Fast Asleep,He Quietly Pulled Back The BedClothes And Gently Slided in Next To Her,He Then Started To Perform Oral Sex On Her Because He Knew She Liked Him Doing This,As He Was Giving Her Oral Sex He Could Hear Her Groaning With Pleasure,And He Thought To Himself "Its Worked There Is No Way She Will Be Angry With Me Now" After Ten Minutes Or So He Brought Her To A Climax,And She Went Straight Back Into Her Sleep Again,He Got Out Of The Bed And Went Down The Hallway To The Bathroom To Clean His Teeth ,He Opened The Bathroom Door And Fumbled About For The Light Switch ,Turned The Bathroom Light On And Much To His Utter Astonishment , There Was His Wife Sitting On The Toilet "How On Earth Did You Get In Here ,Why Are You Sitting On The Toilet In The Dark ?" He Asked Her Loudly. His Wife Replied "Shhhhhhh Be Quiet! You Will Wake Mother Up, She's Asleep! She Sharing With Me in Our Bed Tonight".:eek: