Jurassic Park IV

[Lance Uppercutt]

They are running out of franchises to revive.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0369610/

[EvaMonkey]

...But ...how ...when ...who ...FOR GOD'S SAKE, HOLLYWOOD!!

[Lurs]

Hollywood has clearly run the fuck out of ideas.

[atreyu_2020]

Look at the bright side, it can't get possibly worse then 3. Then again we said that about The Lost World. But William Monahan is writing the screenplay, there's some hope.

[Flashbolt600]

eh, I'd go see it. JP3 was kinda shitty but seeing a dinosaur smash shit on the big screen is probably worth the 10 bucks

[RickJamesGhost]

I would see it only because i heard something about dinosaurs with guns.

[Frosty]

How are they trying to revive it? The franchise has made a substantial amount of money and I've personally been waiting for the fourth JP movie.

And if Laura Dern is back, I'm there!

[Papero]

Look at the bright side, it can't get possibly worse then 3. Then again we said that about The Lost World. But William Monahan is writing the screenplay, there's some hope.

You think JP: The Lost World was that bad? IMO it's only a notch under the first. When you look at the other incredibly shitty sequels for other movies, The Lost World is magnificent.

[havoks]

We're all going to see it. Doesn't matter if its good or not.

[Nocturnal]

These movies become shitty because they insist on having retarded cutesy children in them. (that don't get horribly killed)

[sublimej311]

There have been talks about the forth film in the series for a few years now. Laura Dern is in, but Goldblum and Neill don't want to participate. Unfortunately I feel like those two actors would make it so much better. This movie was supposed to be out like a year ago, but it keeps getting pushed back, and apparently the script is very good according to Spielberg if I remember correctly, not sure what connection if any he has to the film though.

And for the record, 2 was really good and 3 sucked hard.

[CAPTION]

eh, I'd go see it. JP3 was kinda shitty but seeing a dinosaur smash shit on the big screen is probably worth the 10 bucks

QFT. It will in all likelihood suck a big penor. But it'll be fun to bring the kids to go and see it.

edit: OP that is the single most gay looking bastard I've ever seen in my life, is that you?

[xlordinfamouzx]

http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z20/metalsonicmk72/Funny%20Stuff/Jurassic_Park_4_film_poster.jpg

[fade2black]

We're all going to see it. Doesn't matter if its good or not.

yes this is true. despite how shitty these films are, we get to see dinosaurs and the Jurassic park title. these movies sell themselves, no need for a lasting story, look at the two sequels.

[Death_Revenant]

Jp4 should be awesome as long as they don't make a fucking T-Rex lose to a Spinosaurus wtf man. That t-rex had that pussy ass spino by the neck clean. And keep in mind the T-rex had the strongest jaws in fucking history, the spino just shaked it off and raped the t-rex. Suck my dick bitch, you can't just do that to a dinosaur we have always loved. Wtf.

Keep it real fools. Velociraptors are just a little bigger than chickens.

[Lance Uppercutt]

QFT. It will in all likelihood suck a big penor. But it'll be fun to bring the kids to go and see it.

edit: OP that is the single most gay looking bastard I've ever seen in my life, is that you?

That's my bitch.

[OrangeC]

I would see it only because i heard something about dinosaurs with guns.

His second draft focused on the new character Nick Harris, who returns to Isla Nublar, the location of the first film, and retrieves Dennis Nedry's can of DNA. He is captured by the Grendel corporation, which now owns InGen, and he is hired to train five genetically modified Deinonychus as mercenaries.

This would be epic.

[particlephysics]

if they wanna make jp more interesting put some resident evil elements into it. They can mount a shoulder cannon on the t rex, or a flamethrower on the stegosaurus.

[Stiffman]

If they made the Trex like the Trex boss in the first Turok game, then I might be interested

like this http://www.videogamesblogger.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/07/Turok%20Fights%20T-Rex%20-%20resized.jpg

[PavelusMaximus]

So I'm guessing that I'm the only fucker here who liked JP3?? hmmmm

[L@ugh N0W]

if they wanna make jp more interesting put some resident evil elements into it. They can mount a shoulder cannon on the t rex, or a flamethrower on the stegosaurus.

Then they should change the name of the movie to Dino Crisis

So I'm guessing that I'm the only fucker here who liked JP3?? hmmmm

If you count me than no your not the only fucker to enjoy it.:D

[Superior_to_you]

Look at the bright side, it can't get possibly worse then 3.

"One of the ideas featured a group of soldiers that were genetically crossed humans and dinosaurs."

[Cretan]

Awesome, I finally get to be pissed about a remake/sequel. The original Jurassic Park was and still is one of my favorite movies and started in my childhood. And now they are fucking up m childhood.

[sublimej311]

"One of the ideas featured a group of soldiers that were genetically crossed humans and dinosaurs."

I think you read a little too much into the gossip.

[theC]

I love how on IMDB it says 'SPOILER ALERT! Rollover to read' for plot keywords, and the keywords are "Deoxyribonucleic Acid | Dinosaur | Island | Cloning | Chaos Theory"

Really? DINOSAUR??

[Akira]

These movies become shitty because they insist on having retarded cutesy children in them. (that don't get horribly killed)

You know... I think that is a significant factor. It pisses me off how often directors are afraid to kill off some annoying kids.

[sublimej311]

You know... I think that is a significant factor. It pisses me off how often directors are afraid to kill off some annoying kids.

That is why the new Rambo gets the thumbs up from me.

[psychomonkey62]

eh, I'd go see it. JP3 was kinda shitty but seeing a dinosaur smash shit on the big screen is probably worth the 10 bucks
Jp4 should be awesome as long as they don't make a fucking T-Rex lose to a Spinosaurus wtf man. That t-rex had that pussy ass spino by the neck clean. And keep in mind the T-rex had the strongest jaws in fucking history, the spino just shaked it off and raped the t-rex. Suck my dick bitch, you can't just do that to a dinosaur we have always loved. Wtf.


I wholeheartedly endorse these two posts.

[Captain Kate]

So... A genetically altered dinosaur, trained to fight? Sounds like....

DINOBOT!
http://www.secondtruth.com/bwtf/2char8.jpg

[SWiMMiNG_BiRD]

I think they should tie this in with Mario:
So this plumber is doing his normal job on the island, an everyday working man. Then, an alarm goes off and a raptor is loose! Everyone escapes except for poor Mario. Mario then thinks fast and grabs the nearest saddle and throws it on to the raptor. Immediately after he jumps on the raptor and wrestles for his life. In a desperate attempt to not get bitten he stretches out the raptors tongue so it wont bite down. After a little while he as the saddle fastened and mounts the raptor....... i could go on....

[customerservice]

Jp4 should be awesome as long as they don't make a fucking T-Rex lose to a Spinosaurus wtf man. That t-rex had that pussy ass spino by the neck clean. And keep in mind the T-rex had the strongest jaws in fucking history, the spino just shaked it off and raped the t-rex. Suck my dick bitch, you can't just do that to a dinosaur we have always loved. Wtf.

Keep it real fools. Velociraptors are just a little bigger than chickens.
i agree, keep the movie about bio engineered dinosaurs real. for the record, Spinosaurus didn't live at the same time as t-rex.

[Knocc Out]

I want to see some fucking Utahraptors

[particlephysics]

They should put prehistoric sea creatures in there to eat the trex. Put a lipluerodon or a Kronosaur.

[BlueQuarter]

More Lickalotapus and Megasaurass.

[Elite uk]

I hope they make this film to cater for an older audience (the generation that grew up with the original) and not the snotty little kids we have these days. That's where film makers go wrong.