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BlueQuarter
09-10-2008, 12:11 PM
What did the Giraffe say when a herd of Elephants walked by?

"There goes a herd of Elephants.."

What did the Giraffe say when the same Herd of Elephants walked by again wearing glasses?

Nothing...

He didn't recognize them.

BlueQuarter
09-10-2008, 12:11 PM
^^

Yes it's dumb, but my friend told me last night while we had a few beer and I lol'd.

PsiRedEye22
09-10-2008, 05:30 PM
Your friends sound like a blast to hang out with.

BlueQuarter
09-10-2008, 06:56 PM
^^

They are!

No joke.

Caption
09-10-2008, 08:29 PM
I don't get it? or is that the point? Why doesn't he recognize them because of the glasses? i'm lost. halp pl0x

PokemonMaster
09-10-2008, 08:49 PM
It's supposed to show that a clean joke isn't funny.

dcam0326
09-10-2008, 10:06 PM
LOL It's funny..cause the elephants are wearing glasses! LOL

ELEPHANTS DON'T WEAR GLASSES!

kubo76
09-11-2008, 06:46 AM
So clean jokes are not funny ? :-)

IGneois
09-11-2008, 10:53 AM
you guys ready for a dirty joke?



white horse falls in the mud.

BlueQuarter
09-11-2008, 11:30 AM
I don't get it? or is that the point? Why doesn't he recognize them because of the glasses? i'm lost. halp pl0x

Yeah.

I think you guys are over thinking it..

Imperial_Wizard
09-11-2008, 05:25 PM
the pony said to the bear "could I have a cough drop", the bear said "Why?", the Pony said "Because im a little horse."

particlephysics
09-11-2008, 06:02 PM
im guessing she meant elephants as in Republicans.

IGneois
09-12-2008, 11:09 PM
im guessing she meant elephants as in Republicans.

are you still around?

you are the most annoying cunt that ever attempted to learn the english language

dck42069dck
09-14-2008, 12:03 PM
you guys ready for a dirty joke?



white horse falls in the mud.

Wanna clean one?

The horse took a bath.

Timalimslimjim
09-17-2008, 06:58 PM
there are two blueberry muffins in an oven.

one says to the other, "fuck its hot in here."

the other one says "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN"

dpw134
09-19-2008, 12:22 AM
I no longer like clean jokes.

HopeInHer
09-19-2008, 10:57 AM
LOL It's funny..cause the elephants are wearing glasses! LOL

ELEPHANTS DON'T WEAR GLASSES!

ohhhhhhhhh I get it now! god i'm ROFLing at work this is awkward.