Voted best joke in the world.

[pureadam1]

Why did the cat cross the road?
It was the chickens day off...

roflmfao...

[The Stranger]

Why did the cat cross the road?
It was the chickens day off...

roflmfao...
If that was voted the best joke in the world..... i want to know who was voting......

[Ajax]

Not funny and what does roflmfao stand for

[Roland]

Rolling On Floor Laughing My Fucking Ass Off, which was odd because I don't think anyone with half a brain cell would do that after this joke

[ribwich]

I thought the second F stood for fat. Oh well, it means the same thing either way.

[SliPKnoT]

jeesus christ...that was the stupidest "joke" i have ever heard in my life....i dont even think you can call it a joke. Go die and burn in hell for posting that.

[gigagogoaia]

Best Joke Ever

[THEoneFEEM]

Wtf was that? i think you just made that shit up, or just used it as a lame excuse to start a thread ...LOL what made me laugh was the fact that you actually made the thread about this joke...and if you SERIOUSLY think that is funny...well.......... :confused:

(or maybe you know its the most NOt funny joke and you just wanted to get some laughes...cuz i did, not from the joke...but because you actually posted it as a thread)

[Eminem]

damn guys... give the man a break. i thought it was hilarious. i love jokes where you dont have to think to get the punch line. like:

why did the girl fall of the swing?
she had no arms

two muffins are in an oven, first one says "damn its hot in here". the second one says "holy shit a talking muffin!!"

how do you make winnie the pooh angry?
stick a finger in his honey. :eek: (well you kinda have to think about that one)

[The Stranger]

damn guys... give the man a break. i thought it was hilarious. i love jokes where you dont have to think to get the punch line. like:

why did the girl fall of the swing?
she had no arms

two muffins are in an oven, first one says "damn its hot in here". the second one says "holy shit a talking muffin!!"

how do you make winnie the pooh angry?
stick a finger in his honey. :eek: (well you kinda have to think about that one)
Ok now those jokes were funny! :p

[©Rªz¥¨Hør§€]

the polls were set up in mental institutions....

[Zooch]

You guys don't happen to think that there might've been a hint of SARCASM in the joke, do you? Jesus Christ.

[born2lose]

damn guys... give the man a break. i thought it was hilarious. i love jokes where you dont have to think to get the punch line. like:

why did the girl fall of the swing?
she had no arms

two muffins are in an oven, first one says "damn its hot in here". the second one says "holy shit a talking muffin!!"

how do you make winnie the pooh angry?
stick a finger in his honey. :eek: (well you kinda have to think about that one)
hahaha good ones. rep to come soon.

[DragnMastr]

You should die for posting that first post

[Zooch]

Guys, are you kidding me!? The entire first post was 100% sarcasm. Holy christ...

BTW, I love the "Holy shit, a talking muffin!" one...

[Benny Brown]

I agree, the first post was indeed sarcastic, but pureadam is a plain moron. He made a thread in the E/N asking, asking people to give him rep points. The little red square and the BANNED title under his name tell the end of the story.

[JayShavesHisLeg]

this jokes good for my stones