A few good knock knock jokes

[Roland]

1.Knock, knock
Tremble mortal and despair – it is I, THE ANGEL OF DEATH!
Tremble mortal and despair – it is I, THE ANGEL OF DEATH who?
Actually, I’m here for Jones in #D1 but I need to take a monster crap and I hate to kill and THEN use the bathroom, you know? Its rude and the other way around, well it ruins my dramatic entrance. So…
You want to use my toilet?
Yeah?
Go right ahead.
Got anything to read?
Just the crossword.
You finished it.
Sorry?
Hold my scythe.
Hey! Don’t forget to light a match.




2. Knock, knock
Yo mama
Yo mama who?
Yo mama so fat, she caught a flesh-eating virus and that was three years ago.
I bet you’re fat, huh?
I’m…
You are, aren’t you? Fat!
I’m plumpish.





And last #3. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Creeping penis.
Creeping penis who?
I’m not crazy, I just need to get off this island. The doctors don’t believe I invented the chocolate éclair. But I did. I’m going to burn them all and drink soup from their skulls! Happy soup! Untie me and I’ll kill you last!

[Choda]

Those made no sense whatsoever

[Spank666]

Those made no sense whatsoever

Thats why his title is "the king of randomness".....

Hey Roland, heres one for ya:
Whats the difference between an orange?

A telephone pole because motorcycles dont have doors!


Yeah, I bet you didnt see that one comin....

[Ajax]

I get any of them :confused:

[paINTbaLLA472]

is it just me or do i need a translator??? :confused: :confused: :confused:

[gazza321]

rite people this is brill! wot u have to do is go up to a homeless person on the street and go

Knock Knock

whos there?

I thought you were fucking homeless!!

[OLIAX]

those are all crap

[gazza321]

shut the fook up u wankeeersss

[Timebomb]

Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Thread closed.

I don't get it. :confused: