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ferrari_fan
08-19-2004, 02:55 PM
I've got lots of Michael Jackass jokes:
How can u tell when MJ has a hot date?
A tricycle is parked on his driveway.
Wuts the diff between MJ and a plastic bag?
One is white, plastic and harmful to little kids and one holds groceries.
Wut does MJ and McDonalds have in common?
They both stick their meat in 12 year-old buns.
Wut does MJ consider a perfect 10?
Two 5 year-olds.
How did MJ get food poisoned?
He ate a nine year-old weiner.
Wuts the diff between MJ and Neil Armstrong?
One moonwalks and one fucks kids in the ass.
Wut does MJ and Santa Claus have in common?
They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacs.
How can u tell when its bedtime with MJ?
When the big hand touchs the little hand.
Wuts the diff between acne and MJ?
Acne doesnt come off your face until about 15.
MJ, 10 other children and the sea captain are on a small cruise ship in benefit of terminally diseased kids. The boat hit an iceberd and is about to sink to the ocean. There's only one lifeboat for two people.
The captain says, "Cmon, lets take the lifeboat back."
MJ says, "What about the children?"
"Screw the children I dont wanna die out here."
"Do we have time?"
How do you know its midnight at the neverland ranch?
when the big hand touches the little hand!
ferrari_fan
08-19-2004, 07:03 PM
You just used the same joke I said.
ikesays
08-19-2004, 07:11 PM
You just used the same joke I said.
No he didnt.
bonenator
08-19-2004, 08:25 PM
nice one. everyone likes mj jokes
and he used a different version
SliPKnoT
08-19-2004, 10:01 PM
What's MJ's favorite nursery rhyme?
Little Boy Blue [Blew].
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Little Boy Blue
Little Boy Blew who?
Michael Jackson.
What's MJ's favorite gospel song?
"And Then he Touched me"
I just bought a new car stereo... When you shout out "Soul", it plays soul music. When you shout out "Rock", it plays rock music. Some kids ran in front of my car, and I shouted "fucking kids!", and it played Michael Jackson.
Q: What did Michael Jackson say to Lorena Bobbit?
A: "SILLY Bobbit! Dicks are for KIDS!"
Q: What do Michael Jackson and Miss Bobbit have in common?
A: They both played with little wieners.
Q: What do Michael Jackson and an xbox have in common?
A: Both get turned on by kids!!!
Q: What's sex like for Michael?
A: Child's Play.
Q: What do you get if you cross Michael Jackson with Arnold Schwarzenegger?
A: Michael Warzenegger (Michael Was-a-nigga)
dexxa
08-20-2004, 12:37 AM
Q: What do you get if you cross Michael Jackson with Arnold Schwarzenegger?
A: Michael Warzenegger (Michael Was-a-nigga)
holy sh*t!!! funniest joke ever!!!
ferrari_fan
08-22-2004, 07:57 PM
Poor Michael, if only he knew these jokes were made. :D
Chocotaco
08-22-2004, 08:39 PM
*Michael Jackson voice* Thats ignorant, thats just ignorant
ferrari_fan
08-22-2004, 09:55 PM
Lol, "I give them what they want, I give them hot milk, cookies, handcuffs":D
ZeroTigerX
08-24-2004, 01:34 PM
lol That's funny!
CowKillaMooMan
08-24-2004, 01:57 PM
What did the bird say when it flew past a Wal-Mart? CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP.
HA HA NO MJ JOKE!
ferrari_fan
08-26-2004, 06:46 PM
Wrong thread buddy.
CowKillaMooMan
08-26-2004, 08:35 PM
No it's the right thread. I just didn't tell a Michael Jackson joke.
Roland
08-26-2004, 10:18 PM
but this is a thread for MJ jokes.....
CowKillaMooMan
08-27-2004, 12:30 AM
Fine, wanna hear a joke?
Michael Jackson.....
Doo-doo head :p
GhostDog
08-27-2004, 05:22 AM
Whats the difference between a Jeep Cherokee and Micheal Jackson???
A Jeep Cherokee is a sports utility vechicle, and Micheal Jackson fucks little kids...
One day a man buys a extremly expensive radio that changes music styles buy voice command....
the man says Rock and roll.... rocks comes on
the man says rap.... rap comes on...
A little boy walks in the street and the man nailed the brakes and stops the car....
then the man says "Fucking kids" and micheal jackson comes on
JeJe5813
08-29-2004, 03:21 AM
this one is kinda dumb... but i got a laugh out of it when my bus driver's 9 y/o daughter told it... plus she won $200 from telling it over the radio lol >>>
Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz 2 Men? >>>
*cuz he thought it was a delivery service
I've got lots of Michael Jackass jokes:
How can u tell when MJ has a hot date?
A tricycle is parked on his driveway.
Wuts the diff between MJ and a plastic bag?
One is white, plastic and harmful to little kids and one holds groceries.
Wut does MJ and McDonalds have in common?
They both stick their meat in 12 year-old buns.
Wut does MJ consider a perfect 10?
Two 5 year-olds.
How did MJ get food poisoned?
He ate a nine year-old weiner.
Wuts the diff between MJ and Neil Armstrong?
One moonwalks and one fucks kids in the ass.
Wut does MJ and Santa Claus have in common?
They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacs.
How can u tell when its bedtime with MJ?
When the big hand touchs the little hand.
Wuts the diff between acne and MJ?
Acne doesnt come off your face until about 15.
MJ, 10 other children and the sea captain are on a small cruise ship in benefit of terminally diseased kids. The boat hit an iceberd and is about to sink to the ocean. There's only one lifeboat for two people.
The captain says, "Cmon, lets take the lifeboat back."
MJ says, "What about the children?"
"Screw the children I dont wanna die out here."
"Do we have time?"
Great jokes, classic rep for you
Return the favor??
Mr.Dood
08-29-2004, 07:26 PM
How is Michael Jackson like k-mart?
Both their pants are half off.
GhostDog
08-30-2004, 12:59 AM
How is Michael Jackson like k-mart?
Both their pants are half off.
isn't it
why dose micheal jackson shop at k mart
kids pants are half off?
fallopiantube
08-30-2004, 01:10 AM
why does MJ like 26 year olds
because theres 20 of them.
its better when its not typed lol
GhostDog
08-31-2004, 12:31 AM
why does MJ like 26 year olds
because theres 20 of them.
its better when its not typed lol
nah it should have been typed twenty-six = becuase theres 20 of them
ferrari_fan
08-31-2004, 09:42 PM
Originally posted by Ajax
Great jokes, classic rep for you
Np brutha, someone else make some more jokes.
Why was MJ in the emergency room?
He choked on a small bone. :D
GhostDog
09-01-2004, 06:15 AM
Knock Knock
-Whos there
Little Boy Blue
-Little Boy Blew Who?
Micheal Jackson
Knock Knock
-Whos there
Little Boy Blue
-Little Boy Blew Who?
Micheal Jackson
already said
callmejulio
09-21-2004, 05:26 PM
A woman was sunbathing on the beach. All of the sudden michael jackson is standing above her and the woamn says "your in my sun."
spike_this
07-01-2005, 04:48 AM
What does Macauly Calkin and the MJ courtroom have in common?
MJ Got off in both
navid
07-01-2005, 03:01 PM
What did the bird say when it flew past a Wal-Mart? CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP.
:lol: :lol: :bow: :bow: :icon_rofl :icon_rofl
connor123124
02-16-2006, 04:16 PM
michel jackson is wearing a bus uniform and was driving the bus a little kid gets on sits down and says if my mum was a gorilla and my dad was a gorilla i would be a baby gorilla after half an hour of things like that michael gets angry and shouts at the kid oi what if your mum was a lesbian and your dad was gay? oh simple the kid replies i would be michael jackson
lol originally posted by me
connor123124
02-16-2006, 04:22 PM
Have you heard about the new Michael Jackson burger? It's a slab of meat beetween 2 five year old buns
connor123124
02-16-2006, 04:23 PM
Q:what does micheal jakson and an X-Box have in common A:little kids turn em on
connor123124
02-16-2006, 04:25 PM
Q:whats 6+46+5? A:a threesome with Michael Jackson
connor123124
02-16-2006, 04:26 PM
Q: What do you get when you cross Micael Jackson with an anteater? A: An anteater that fucks little boys.
connor123124
02-16-2006, 04:27 PM
Why doesn't michael jackson ever go into an antique shop? because he hates everything over the age of 10
connor123124
02-16-2006, 04:27 PM
What has 16 balls and 3 pubic hairs? A slumber party at Michael Jackson's house!
connor123124
02-16-2006, 04:28 PM
Q:what does brittany spears have in Comen with Micheal Jakson? A:Cheap, Plastic, and White
connor123124
02-16-2006, 04:29 PM
Whats black and white and comes in little cans? Michael Jackson
connor123124
02-16-2006, 04:31 PM
little boy and his dad were in church 1 day and the priest was talking about what god is and isn't he said god is black nor white male nor female after the service the little boy said to his dad "Daddy is michael Jackson God?"
connor123124
02-16-2006, 04:32 PM
What is the difference between Mr. Potato Head and michael Jackson? Michael jackson has more noses.
connor123124
02-16-2006, 04:33 PM
what is the difference beetween men an mj ? men are human.
hardcoredarksky
02-17-2006, 08:13 PM
most of ur jokes suck dude
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