$500 On My D*ck

[ExCeL]

This guy walks into a tatoo parlor. He askes... "Can you tatoo a 500 dollar bill on my dick?" The artist says "Yea, but can i ask why?".... "Sure!" the guy exclaims. "Theres three reasons, one, i like to see my money grow....Two, I like to play with my money....And three... I wanna see how fast my wife can blow $500"

(Cue rimshot)

[®€ÑèGªÐê]

hehe good joke man made me laugh

[disturbed2]

that joke was on the main site. :rolleyes:

[Mainer]

funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnny