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dwarfer
09-20-2008, 03:54 PM
Whats 2 foot tall 1 foot wide and can't turn around in a doorway?

A baby with a javelin in its head.


Whats blue and floats on top of water?

A dead baby.


Whats green and doesn't float?

The same dead baby 2 weeks later.

meat sandwich
09-21-2008, 12:31 AM
whats pink and squeels.
a skinned baby in a bowl of salt