you write the script ill make the machinima

[just kyle]

so ive been wanting to make some halo 3 short movies, mostly funny ones, and im open for anything really as long as its funny , so give me some ideas.

[Man Fan]

seriously? would we be able to view it on youtube?

sounds cool, let me try

the scene opens with 2 guys in a jeep..

Halo blue- i'm gay
halo red- that's ok, there's nothing wrong with gay
blue- ok
red- you gay for me now?
blue - suck your dick?
red- yes, suck it

at this point you'll need to fade to black screen

blue - ohhhhhh
red- ahhhhhhh
blue - suck it hard, harder then your sucking it now
red - i like it
blue - you suck it hard
red - yes!

cut back to shot of them in the jeep

blue - ok thanks
red - bye

[PokemonMaster]

Make something about how fucking retarded bungie is for removing the shields on epitaph and snowbound.

[just kyle]

seriously? would we be able to view it on youtube?

sounds cool, let me try

the scene opens with 2 guys in a jeep..

Halo blue- i'm gay
halo red- that's ok, there's nothing wrong with gay
blue- ok
red- you gay for me now?
blue - suck your dick?
red- yes, suck it

at this point you'll need to fade to black screen

blue - ohhhhhh
red- ahhhhhhh
blue - suck it hard, harder then your sucking it now
red - i like it
blue - you suck it hard
red - yes!

cut back to shot of them in the jeep

blue - ok thanks
red - bye


yes im seriously doing this and you can remake your gay fantasies by your self.

[The_Canadian]

red-Hey guys, lets make a machinima that's total crap and the only reason anyone would watch it is because it uses halo, and everyone fucking loves halo.

blue- oh, ok

[Man Fan]

I can take criticism but there's no need to be discriminatory. I've re-worked the script a bit.....

the scene opens with 2 guys in a jeep..

red - did you know that gays are people too
blue - really? I did not know that.
red- yup it's true, and they have feelings just like us
blue - wow! so then, we should accept them for who they are and treat them as equals?
red - exactly, good job!
blue - aww thanks, i love you!
red - i love you more!

*cuts to black screen*

blue - ohhhhhh
red- ahhhhhhh
blue - suck it hard, harder then your sucking it now
red - i like it
blue - you suck it hard
red - yes!

cut back to shot of them in the jeep

blue - ok thanks
red - bye

[just kyle]

I can take criticism but there's no need to be discriminatory. I've re-worked the script a bit.....

the scene opens with 2 guys in a jeep..

red - did you know that gays are people too
blue - really? I did not know that.
red- yup it's true, and they have feelings just like us
blue - wow! so then, we should accept them for who they are and treat them as equals?
red - exactly, good job!
blue - aww thanks, i love you!
red - i love you more!

*cuts to black screen*

blue - ohhhhhh
red- ahhhhhhh
blue - suck it hard, harder then your sucking it now
red - i like it
blue - you suck it hard
red - yes!

cut back to shot of them in the jeep

blue - ok thanks
red - bye

you fail at being funny.

[Osiris5217]

you fail at being funny.

You fail at being creative; pick a different game and make your own script, faggot. I doubt anyone would even watch it then because it will be absolutely horrid.

[Leesin]

Halo is for fags lolololol