ukgoon
09-26-2008, 11:03 AM
What is the difference between a greyhound and garry Glitter?......... A greyhound waits for the hare.
To celebrate his return McDonalds is introducing the Glitterburger, 60 year old meat in 10 year old buns
It is now illegal to wear your clothes on the wrong part of your body. Take Garry Glitter for example he was jailed for putting a Thai on his cock
New Golf tournament has been announced called the "Gary Glitter Open" entry requirements: Under 12's Only, must not be late for your tee thai'm, be good at playing with white balls, good at gripping the shaft and like it rough.
Gary Glitter and Wacko Jacko are sitting on a park bench when a 12 year old girl walks by. Glitter nudges Jacko and says, "Fucking hell mate, I bet she was a looker in hey day"
1.5 Million parents and kids are fleeing New Orleans, I don't blame them especially after hearing that Hurricane Glitter was on it's way.
Gary Glitter has bought 100 cases of Glenfiddich scotch today after the shop assistant mentioned it was a cheeky little twelve year old that goes down well....
Gary Glitter has just attempted suicide by jumping into the sea..... However Coastguards managed to find him bobbing up and down on a small buoy....
Gary Glitter has arrived back in Britain with his new wife, Maddy MacCann.....
To celebrate his return McDonalds is introducing the Glitterburger, 60 year old meat in 10 year old buns
It is now illegal to wear your clothes on the wrong part of your body. Take Garry Glitter for example he was jailed for putting a Thai on his cock
New Golf tournament has been announced called the "Gary Glitter Open" entry requirements: Under 12's Only, must not be late for your tee thai'm, be good at playing with white balls, good at gripping the shaft and like it rough.
Gary Glitter and Wacko Jacko are sitting on a park bench when a 12 year old girl walks by. Glitter nudges Jacko and says, "Fucking hell mate, I bet she was a looker in hey day"
1.5 Million parents and kids are fleeing New Orleans, I don't blame them especially after hearing that Hurricane Glitter was on it's way.
Gary Glitter has bought 100 cases of Glenfiddich scotch today after the shop assistant mentioned it was a cheeky little twelve year old that goes down well....
Gary Glitter has just attempted suicide by jumping into the sea..... However Coastguards managed to find him bobbing up and down on a small buoy....
Gary Glitter has arrived back in Britain with his new wife, Maddy MacCann.....