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xyzman123
10-01-2008, 09:16 PM
...on a hot summer day. The police went up to them and said "What are you doing?" One of them said "Making a heat wave."
Kenyan
10-02-2008, 07:09 AM
lulz
10blondjokes
poot
10-03-2008, 03:38 PM
cheeeeese...
xyzman123
10-03-2008, 04:50 PM
Another blonde joke:

There was a blonde playing a videogame and at one point it said "Push the right button" The blonde said "Wait which one is the right button?"
chalupa
10-03-2008, 05:12 PM
Another blond joke:

What do you call the decapitated blond laying on the floor in my kitchen?


Dinner.
winkatme
10-06-2008, 02:57 AM
There was this bar and in the bar there was a magic mirror.

If you told a lie it would suck you in.

One day a brunette walked into this bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.

The next day a redhead walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.

Then the next day a blond walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think...' and it sucked her in.
BassGuitar25
10-08-2008, 02:09 AM
There was this bar and in the bar there was a magic mirror.

If you told a lie it would suck you in.

One day a brunette walked into this bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.

The next day a redhead walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.

Then the next day a blond walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think...' and it sucked her in.

"I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world."

That is an opinion. It is not a fact. Therefore, it can not be a lie. It would only be a lie if she didn't think she was the most beautiful woman in the world, but still said it.
Stoink
10-08-2008, 10:54 AM
...on a hot summer day. The police went up to them and said "What are you doing?" One of them said "Making a heat wave."
I doubt this really happened. Can I see your source please?

EDIT: Sorry, thought I was in C/E
Amadeus
10-08-2008, 06:23 PM
...on a hot summer day. The police went up to them and said "What are you doing?" One of them said "Making a heat wave."

I don't get it.

Another blonde joke:

There was a blonde playing a videogame and at one point it said "Push the right button" The blonde said "Wait which one is the right button?"

This is the thread-saving joke, right here.

There was this bar and in the bar there was a magic mirror.

If you told a lie it would suck you in.

One day a brunette walked into this bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.

The next day a redhead walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.

Then the next day a blond walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think...' and it sucked her in.

Logical infallacies (as mentioned previously):

"I think" is an opinion, not a fact. Also, they both said that they think they're the most beautiful WOMAN in the world. Only one of them could be, not both. As i've heard the joke, it would make more sense if told this way:


The brunette looks into the mirror, and says "I'm the smartest one out of all of us, because i've studied for my ph.D." She closes her eyes and makes her wish, and sure enough a wheelbarrow full of money appears right beside her. She yells for joy, and quickly runs out to her car with the wheelbarrow.

The redhead looks into the mirror, and says "I'm the funniest one out of all of us, because i've always been able to cheer people up using my sense of humor." She closes her eyes and makes her wish, and sure enough the perfect man appears right beside her. They meet eyes, fall in love and run off to get married.

The blonde looks into the mirror, and says "I think. . ." and is immediately sucked into the mirror, never to be seen again.
proton
10-08-2008, 06:25 PM
What do you call a blond brunette blond brunette blond brunette blond brunette blond brunette blond brunette blond brunette?

That's a blond cheerleader doing a cartweel.
Henkie
10-11-2008, 06:51 AM
Logical infallacies (as mentioned previously):

"I think" is an opinion, not a fact. Also, they both said that they think they're the most beautiful WOMAN in the world. Only one of them could be, not both.

They could very well be lying about thinking they were the most beautiful women in the world, in fact, seeing as how women tend to be insecure about their looks, they probably were lying. Also, as beauty is in the eye of the beholder, they could technically both think they were the most beautiful, even though this doesn't actually matter for the joke, as they were both sucked into the mirror.

Sorry for being a bit of a buzzkill, please carry on with the jokes.