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ashisforashley
10-04-2008, 05:11 AM
a kid was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar
after another.After the 6th one a man on the bench across from him said, "Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat." The kid replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old." The man asked, "Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?" The kid answered,

"No, he minded his own fucking business."
Ragni
10-04-2008, 05:15 AM
haha, thats definately something I would of said too :ahhh:

I laughed
Iaretehpwn
10-04-2008, 05:40 AM
I just got laid. Congratulations to me.
ashisforashley
10-04-2008, 05:45 AM
there's a "jokes" section where people usually post shitty jokes.

take the stick out of your ass, I didn't feel like posting it there, sue me.
Iaretehpwn
10-04-2008, 05:49 AM
you're mean :wah:

Don't worry baby. Daddy is here.:boink:
h4z4rd
10-04-2008, 06:12 AM
You left out the part where the man headbutted the kid into oncoming traffic for disrespecting him.
n00b_rocket
10-04-2008, 06:54 AM
take the stick out of your ass, I didn't feel like posting it there, sue me.

Are you kissing a horse? If so, PM me...
Total Madman
10-04-2008, 07:25 AM
I was reading this book today, 'The History Of Glue', and I couldn't put it down.
MyNameIsWhat
10-04-2008, 07:36 AM
I was reading this book today, 'The History Of Glue', and I couldn't put it down.

Really? I thought a book on glue would be boring...
Total Madman
10-04-2008, 07:54 AM
Really? I thought a book on glue would be boring...

Oh wow, you totally took the joke and raised it to new awesome levels of lulz. Well done.
SheBear
10-04-2008, 08:13 AM
hah, that was funny. not lulz worthy, but a single hah worthy.
h4z4rd
10-04-2008, 06:05 PM
take the stick out of your ass, I didn't feel like posting it there, sue me.

lol your thread got moved.