View Full Version : 5 things you should not say in a gay bar
neiltracy00
10-07-2008, 10:26 AM
1. Well fuck me !
2. Bottoms up !
3. Can i bum a fag ?
4. Toss you for the next round ?
5. Can someone push my stool in ?
proton
10-07-2008, 10:47 AM
What did one gay dick say to the other gay dick?
Hey, wanna go out and get shit faced?
slipknob
10-07-2008, 09:28 PM
ha ha ha Q:What do you call a gay bar without any seating in it ? A: A Fruit stand
flurry
10-08-2008, 11:26 PM
What the difference between a fag and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
proton
10-08-2008, 11:31 PM
That's foul.
How does a faggot fake an orgasm?
He throws a quart of hot yogurt on your back.
IGneois
10-09-2008, 01:01 AM
^^wow, worst connection joke ever
Musicordie
10-09-2008, 01:38 AM
How many gay guys does it take to make this thread funny?
... so far I count six, but were not there yet
hahaha..nope i think 7 including you..:lmao:
OLIAX
10-09-2008, 10:32 AM
how do you make extra seating in a gay bar?
flip the stool over
IGneois
10-09-2008, 10:53 AM
how do you make extra seating in a gay bar?
flip the stool over
thats fucking sick
im gonna save millions
proton
10-09-2008, 11:10 AM
How many gay guys does it take to make this thread funny?
... so far I count six, but were not there yet
You know how I know your gay?
You know how I know your gay?
cause takes one to know one? ;)
proton
10-09-2008, 11:48 AM
I'd avoid these words:
Cocktail
Highball
bob1906
10-15-2008, 06:12 AM
none of those jokes were funny, but points for trying guys!!!
bob
Caption
10-15-2008, 09:04 AM
I'll bless you with a funny one
**************
A man in a bar sees a beautiful woman across the room, and even though he realizes she is way out of his league, he approaches her. "I think you're very beautiful and would like to go out with you" he says.
"To be perfectly honest, sugar," She says "I'm a working girl, and I don't think you could afford me. not even a hand job..."
He asks how much and the woman points to a gold Cadillac limousine parked at the curb. "See that car?" she asks. "I bought that car with the money I made from hand jobs alone."
They guy figures if she's that good she must be worth it, so he pays her, and has the most wonderful hand manipulation he's ever gotten. When they meet again later in the week, he asks her how much oral sex would be.
"Well, sugar, that multi-story office building on the corner of First and Main is mine, and I bought it with the money I got from oral sex."
Once again the man pays her, and he is satisfied beyond his dreams. But it's not enough, so a few weeks later, after pay day, he approaches her again and asks what it would cost to go all the way.
She says "Sugar, you know that island just off the coast, with the resorts and casinos?"
He says "No way, you can't own THAT!"
"Well honey," she says "I don't. but if I had a pussy, I sure would!"
skeen
10-15-2008, 04:22 PM
True story.
One time me and a couple friends were out drinking and some random drunk guy started hanging out with us. We told him we'd give him $20 if he went to the gay bar down the street, pulled down his pants, spread his buttcheeks and yelled "Who want some of this!"
Not only did he do it, but he jumped up on the bar and did it.
Afterward guys were buying him drinks. :lol:
proton
10-15-2008, 04:47 PM
True story
A friend of a friend and his buddy used to rob gay dudes in hotel bars. Until one day when they landed a guy, got up to the room and then announced that they were going to rob him. Little did they know. I was told the gay guy said something like "Orly? Well, there's two things a love to do in this world boys. Suck Cock and fight." The two straight guys wound up getting there asses kicked and there wallets stolen.
KingSpade
10-16-2008, 04:52 PM
5 things you should not say in a gay bar
why would you be in a gay bar in the first place?
chalupa
10-16-2008, 04:58 PM
why would you be in a gay bar in the first place?
Two words: Appletinis.
evilmittens
10-17-2008, 03:05 PM
Two words: Appletinis.
MMMMMMMMM...fucking score.
skunkidunk
10-18-2008, 08:46 PM
how do you make extra seating in a gay bar?
flip the stool over
Hahah that actually made me laugh. :lmao:
joric
10-20-2008, 09:38 AM
What did one gay dick say to the other gay dick?
Hey, wanna go out and get shit faced?
LOL. This is real dirty.
Lmao i really can understand why for the 1st one.
I'll bless you with a funny one
**************
A man in a bar sees a beautiful woman across the room, and even though he realizes she is way out of his league, he approaches her. "I think you're very beautiful and would like to go out with you" he says.
"To be perfectly honest, sugar," She says "I'm a working girl, and I don't think you could afford me. not even a hand job..."
He asks how much and the woman points to a gold Cadillac limousine parked at the curb. "See that car?" she asks. "I bought that car with the money I made from hand jobs alone."
They guy figures if she's that good she must be worth it, so he pays her, and has the most wonderful hand manipulation he's ever gotten. When they meet again later in the week, he asks her how much oral sex would be.
"Well, sugar, that multi-story office building on the corner of First and Main is mine, and I bought it with the money I got from oral sex."
Once again the man pays her, and he is satisfied beyond his dreams. But it's not enough, so a few weeks later, after pay day, he approaches her again and asks what it would cost to go all the way.
She says "Sugar, you know that island just off the coast, with the resorts and casinos?"
He says "No way, you can't own THAT!"
"Well honey," she says "I don't. but if I had a pussy, I sure would!"
I kinda knew what was happening but still funny.
proton
10-25-2008, 10:18 PM
none of those jokes were funny, but points for trying guys!!!
bob
The fuck are but points?
cocacolacowboy
11-21-2008, 03:04 AM
2 fags walk by a morgue.. one fella looks at the other.. and asks .. ya wana go in for a cold one ?
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