Panda

[Chewy]

There is a this Panda Bear in the Zoo and the activist said it was immoral to keep the bear in a cage. So the town lets it go free because Pandas don’t go off and kill people. So this Panda has been in the zoo for 7 years and it’s pretty horny. He goes walking down town and this hooker asks him “You wanna have a good time?” He follows her upstairs and he going hard for like 5 hours! She passes out from exhaustion and pops his cork and heads back outside. This hooker wakes ups and races downstairs to collect her money. She stops and says “ you owe me money” The Panda looks at her says explain this to me. She runs into this book store and get out a dictionary and flips to a page and reads “Prostitute: One who performs sexual favors for finical gain.” The Panda looks at her quizzical and flips to the page and reads “Panda Bears: Large animal that.. Eats, Roots and Leaves.”

[Mxmastr099]

ha, nice one

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[uglycatface]

i don't completely understand why, but i find that funny.

[Krack]

There is a this Panda Bear in the Zoo and the activist said it was immoral to keep the bear in a cage. So the town lets it go free because Pandas don’t go off and kill people. So this Panda has been in the zoo for 7 years and it’s pretty horny. He goes walking down town and this hooker asks him “You wanna have a good time?” He follows her upstairs and he going hard for like 5 hours! She passes out from exhaustion and pops his cork and heads back outside. This hooker wakes ups and races downstairs to collect her money. She stops and says “ you owe me money” The Panda looks at her says explain this to me. She runs into this book store and get out a dictionary and flips to a page and reads “Prostitute: One who performs sexual favors for finical gain.” The Panda looks at her quizzical and flips to the page and reads “Panda Bears: Large animal that.. Eats, Roots and Leaves.”
Though it was eats bush and leaves

[snipey]

Its eats shoots and leaves. He goes down on her, shoots his load and leaves the room.

[NeonShadow]

I heard that joke.. but at the end it says "eats.. shoots and leaves".

[Nelo Angelo]

....Pandas are from China. You heard it from the asian extremist. I think it would make more sense if the word was "shoots", as in "bamboo shoots". ka-ching!

[Bigheaded Chief]

I LOVED IT reps for you

[Macro]

That was beautiful.

[joric]

That was a nice joke.

[evil joe]

Lol at the joke.

Lol at the crazy massive bump.

And lol at Kanism editing a link to EBWF in this guy's post:
ha, nice one

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[Death]

Three years...wow.

[The_Jag]

No Chewy, it Eats, Roots, Shoots and leaves LOL
good joke though! :lol:

[joric]

Yeah. Shoots and leaves! LOL.