Jokes that don't make sense...

[spine shavings]

ie, 'What's the difference between a orange? A telephone pole, because motorcycles don't hae doors...'


'If you're walking through the desert and the wheels fall off your canoe, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? 13- because baseballs don't have babies'

'Two strawberries were sitting in the bathtub, one said to the other 'can you pass the soap' the other replies 'what the fuck do I look like, a typewriter?'


etc etc

[skeen]

That jokes just blew my fuckin' mind.

[kingofallmedia]

That jokes just blew my fuckin' load.

[Rambler]

'Two strawberries were sitting in the bathtub, one said to the other 'can you pass the soap' the other replies 'what the fuck do I look like, a typewriter?'


I dont know what you're talking about, this joke makes sense.

[Peer_Pwnage]

That jokes just blew my fuckin' bankroll.

[BlueQuarter]

I dont know what you're talking about, this joke makes sense.

explain

//???

[MaltLiquor]

'what is the difference between a watermelon and a fireplace? Fireplaces don't chew their lettuce when they eat.'

'a rabbi, a tomato, and a tiger walk into a bar. the rabbi says to the tomato, 'this place is fucking confusing.' the tiger runs out and orders a chocolate shake, while the tomato snorts cocaine in the car.'

'how can you tell if a blond has built a house? if the classroom smells like shit.'

[Musicordie]

How did the redneck find his sister in the laundry room?
Pretty good.

[Amadeus]

For jokes that make absolutely no sense, see also 4Chan.

[MrCrunt]

Gene Wilder slapped Richard Pryor for failing to distinguish himself as a boy with a smile that can consider itself a manchild with phenomenal strength.

As a result of this, the film 'Richard Pryor slaps Gene Wilder' was thrown into turmoil. Pryor pulled out his binoculars and began to inspect the smile that formed on the adjacent house. He was instantly arrested whilst Gene Wilder downed a can of lager. Wilder then casually asked the policeman, "What seems to be the problem officer?", to which the arresting, young officer replied (in a peircing yet pleasing falsetto)

"Gene is wilder. But Richard the Pryor".

[likethis]

Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

[MaltLiquor]

'What's the difference between a red-head and a blond? Affirmative Action.'

'Why did Bush get reelected? Because he is a wonderful president.'

'What's the difference between Mexicans and Puerto Ricans? Each of their wingspans are over 15 years of age.'

[Mattjam]

Two soldiers are coming home after being away for 5 years in WWII. On the ride home, one soldier brags to the the other about how he hasn't had sex in so long that he's gonna "really give it to the old lady." The other doesn't say much because he has respect for his wife and their privacy.

Soldier one comes home to a lonely wife. Sure enough, they have sex multiple times and she acheives multiple orgasms. Very satisfied and pleased, the soldier falls asleep in his wife's arms.

Soldier two comes home to find out his wife died 2 years ago.

[MaltLiquor]

'One afternoon, a child returns home from school. The child finds that no one is home, until he sees a suspicious note on the table. But he doesn't read it because he's only in kindergarten and reading is hard for kindergartners.'

'Why do seagulls fly over the sea? To get to the other side.'

'Yo momma is so poor, she needs to use the bathroom, so please hurry up in there...and try not to use up all of the toilet paper because all of the stores are closed right now, and I can't get any more until the morning.'

[SatanTheSith]

Two soldiers are coming home after being away for 5 years in WWII. On the ride home, one soldier brags to the the other about how he hasn't had sex in so long that he's gonna "really give it to the old lady." The other doesn't say much because he has respect for his wife and their privacy.

Soldier one comes home to a lonely wife. Sure enough, they have sex multiple times and she acheives multiple orgasms. Very satisfied and pleased, the soldier falls asleep in his wife's arms.

Soldier two comes home to find out his wife died 2 years ago.

I fucking lold.

[.P.F.X.]

whats the difference between a chicken? one of its legs are both the same...:eek:

[MaltLiquor]

'Why did Lincoln get assassinated? The Toothpaste.'

'What did the apple say to the orange? I am afraid of heights!'

[SWiMMiNG_BiRD]

How many cougars does it take to fly an eyeball? Apple.

Why don't stop signs eat skyscrapers? Because short sleeve shirts work on Thursdays.

Why don't bookmarks reproduce asexually? Because the chalk is slippery

Why is the fungus buying ships? In case of a puppy.

Where do capes go to cheat on their tricycles? A hammer's larynx

[major_court]

'what is the difference between a watermelon and a fireplace? Fireplaces don't chew their lettuce when they eat.'

'

only because watermelons cant digest unmasticated foods.

[Scenester]

Those jokes were as crazy and random as Gary Busee

[BlueQuarter]

Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

This is the best joke i've heard in months!!

[proton]

One day this man walks out of his house to go to work. He sees this snail on his porch. So he picks it up and chucks it over his roof, into the back yard. Snail bounces off a rock, cracks its shell all to shit, and lands in the grass. Snail lies there dying. But it doesn't die. It eats some grass. Slowly heals. Grows a new shell. And after a while it can crawl again. One day the snail up and heads back to the front of the house. Finally, after a year, the little guy crawls back on the porch. Right then, the man walks out to go to work and sees this snail again. So he says to it, 'What the fuck's your problem?'

[Mattjam]

How many cougars does it take to fly an eyeball? Apple.

Why don't stop signs eat skyscrapers? Because short sleeve shirts work on Thursdays.

Why don't bookmarks reproduce asexually? Because the chalk is slippery

Why is the fungus buying ships? In case of a puppy.

Where do capes go to cheat on their tricycles? A hammer's larynx

If a joke is too random it is no longer funny. Consult with proton on the right balance of random and funny.

[Trevi626]

A horse goes to the store in hopes of buying a magazine. He goes to the cashier and the cashier says that he can't buy the magazine because he is a horse. So the horse nails him in the fucking face with his hind legs and gallops away in the sunset with his magazine. The End.

[kevvvo]

why could the dog not get to sleep?
because it was on fire.

whats the difference between and apple and an orange?
you can wash the windows with a shovel.

[dottrax]

Jurassic Park

[Refuse]

What do you call apple juice mixed with goats milk?
A cab.

Why did the skinny man kill his fat wife?
He got Yahtzee!


A Pirate and a Priest walk into a bar but there was no one there, so they left.


What's the difference between a duck?
One's twice as long as itself.