Kwigz
08-22-2004, 12:23 PM
Bill and Bob are stranded on a desert island. They are both starving when one of them spots a tree in the distance. As they get closer they both see that it has huge slices of bacon hanging from it. In desperation Bob starts running towards the tree, but just as he gets close to it, it explodes sending him flying into the air. He lands at Bills feet and with his dying breath croaks, 'Don't go near it. It's not a bacon tree.....it's a ham bush!'