Taliban shit

[cocacolacowboy]

TALIBAN SHIT
A taliban fighter was in dire need of a shit, but found himself with no toilet paper, He reaches into his sack and finds he only has 30 cents. he goes to the store and the clerk says, we have 3 rolls of toilet paper.. one is $1 , the second is 50 cents and the third is 30 cents. the taliban takes the 30 cent roll and if off. 30 minutes or so later the taliban reapears, in obvious pain, walking gingerly and with a lingering stench of shit..
What fucking kind of toilet paper was that he asks, that was painful. Oh my friend that was U.S MARINE toilet paper .. why do you call it u.s marine toilet paper he asks.. WELL.. BECAUSE IT'S ROUGH, IT'S TOUGH AND IT DON'T TAKE NO SHIT FROM YOU FUCKING TOWEL HEADS.:ahhh::ahhh::dunce:

[chalupa]

Let's all type in bold!

[Jay-Z]

That business owner needs to understand his demographic better if he's ever going to be successful.

[cocacolacowboy]

Let's all type in bold!


makes the original post easier to read amongst the bullshit replies that have nothing to do with the original post.:dunce:

[dtorre]

That business owner needs to understand his demographic better if he's ever going to be successful.

Agrees. Hey my first time i've ever been in this section...and i've been here 5 years lulz

[SatanTheSith]

You've been here less than 3 years. Liar.

[BassGuitar25]

That business owner needs to understand his demographic better if he's ever going to be successful.

That line made me laugh harder than the punchline to the joke. :D

BECAUSE IT'S ROUGH, IT'S TOUGH AND IT DON'T TAKE NO SHIT FROM YOU FUCKING TOWEL HEADS.:ahhh::ahhh::dunce:

If you assume that the clerk and the fighter are both "towel heads" then this part makes no sense.

[cocacolacowboy]

That line made me laugh harder than the punchline to the joke. :D



If you assume that the clerk and the fighter are both "towel heads" then this part makes no sense.

in iraq the only place to buy anything other than on the street in the PX .

[FunnyFreak]

That business owner needs to understand his demographic better if he's ever going to be successful.

Lol. This was better than the actual joke.

[Torn88]

That business owner needs to understand his demographic better if he's ever going to be successful.

Not meaning to jump on the bandwagon, but that brought the lulz. :lmao:

Well played good sir, well played.:squint:

[Ulio]

Not really funny but i have nothing funny either so :(

[joric]

TALIBAN SHIT
A taliban fighter was in dire need of a shit, but found himself with no toilet paper, He reaches into his sack and finds he only has 30 cents. he goes to the store and the clerk says, we have 3 rolls of toilet paper.. one is $1 , the second is 50 cents and the third is 30 cents. the taliban takes the 30 cent roll and if off. 30 minutes or so later the taliban reapears, in obvious pain, walking gingerly and with a lingering stench of shit..
What fucking kind of toilet paper was that he asks, that was painful. Oh my friend that was U.S MARINE toilet paper .. why do you call it u.s marine toilet paper he asks.. WELL.. BECAUSE IT'S ROUGH, IT'S TOUGH AND IT DON'T TAKE NO SHIT FROM YOU FUCKING TOWEL HEADS.:ahhh::ahhh::dunce:

really funny joke. keep going.

[harold123]

Ha ha very funny, where did u find that one? im gonna have to keep that one for later down the pub!!!
Harold

[cocacolacowboy]

Ha ha very funny, where did u find that one? im gonna have to keep that one for later down the pub!!!
Harold


came out of my cranium.. scary the shit that hides in there sometimes.