Medicinal drink

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The Italian says, I'm tired and thirsty. I must have wine.
The Scot says, I'm tired and thirsty. I must have scotch
The Swede says, I'm tired and thirsty. I must have aquavit.
The Russian says, I'm tired and thirsty. I must have vodka.
The German says, I'm tired and thirsty. I must have beer.
The Greek says, I'm tired and thirsty. I must have ouzo.
The Mexican says, I'm tired and thirsty. I must have tequila.
The Japanese says, I'm tired and thirsty. I must have sake.
The Jew says, I'm tired and thirsty. I must have diabetes.