Medical Marijuana Vending Machine

[Chonkus Monkus]

I get my club card on Sunday :D

I love California...

Medical Marijuana Vending Machine

[drbahe]

does the club that you frequent have a vending machine?

[Mr.NoName]

I bet that guy has a lot of friends.

[Chonkus Monkus]

does the club that you frequent have a vending machine?

I turn 18 on sunday so I haven't been frequenting clubs yet. On my birthday I'm going to the docter to get my prescription, then I'm gonna hit up a bunch of clubs. I'll take some pics if I see one.

[drbahe]

the weed report

check out the sick blunt they make

YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.

you lucky bastard...

[Chonkus Monkus]

Some of my friends actually go to that club! I'm gonna go there and tell them I watch their report, maybe I'll get some free gifts.

The Dojo bar mentioned at 2:00 is bomb as fuck. Best kind of edible I have ever had.
The barbeque sauce they mention right after is delicious. It has a spicy taste. My friends and I once cooked steaks with that bbq sauce on top. It was pure joy in my mouth. For dessert we had cake with potella on it. It's basically nutella chocolate spread except made out of weed. Delicious.

Earwax, hash, and amberjuice in one blunt?!?! That's nuts. By themself they're all really bomb, that blunt right there is a god.

[meat sandwich]

haha that blunt was amazing

[slapnpopbass]

How do you get the prescription anyway?

[Chonkus Monkus]

You need to go to a docter that accepts walk-ins. Here in Los Angeles, there's a pretty famous beach called Venice Beach. Outside of the medical marijuana club there, there are always people advertising medical marijuana. Pretty much, you go in, pay a fee, tell the docter why you need weed, and he signs you up. You pay by the amount of time you want to hold the card. They have different deals for different time lengths, the longer the cheaper. I'm getting mine for "migraines."

[drbahe]

look at the joint at 6:09

YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.

the weed report isn't put on by the owner's of that club your friends go to, it's just made by that guy, dave warden. he samples all sorts of weed from different clubs and gives them ratings and talks about other weed stuff.

[meat sandwich]

You need to go to a docter that accepts walk-ins. Here in Los Angeles, there's a pretty famous beach called Venice Beach. Outside of the medical marijuana club there, there are always people advertising medical marijuana. Pretty much, you go in, pay a fee, tell the docter why you need weed, and he signs you up. You pay by the amount of time you want to hold the card. They have different deals for different time lengths, the longer the cheaper. I'm getting mine for "migraines."

how much does x amount of time cost?

[MissInk]

You need to go to a docter that accepts walk-ins. Here in Los Angeles, there's a pretty famous beach called Venice Beach. Outside of the medical marijuana club there, there are always people advertising medical marijuana. Pretty much, you go in, pay a fee, tell the docter why you need weed, and he signs you up. You pay by the amount of time you want to hold the card. They have different deals for different time lengths, the longer the cheaper. I'm getting mine for "migraines."

omg i fucking went there, to that exact spot you went to in Venice Beach, and this awesome little black lady was trying so hard to get me medicated. i wanted to cry when i had to tell her i was from Michigan. godfuckingdamnitineedtomovetocaliforniarightnowdsg hjfgdskjhfgjdsg

also, a bum sold me a bamboo steamroller on the beach for 2 bucks. i didn't even expect it to work. i took it home, and it rips me and my friends apart.

everything related to weed is better there.
jk, absolutely everything there is better.

:wah: ahhh this state is so cold and ugly

[Chonkus Monkus]

look at the joint at 6:09

YouTube - Broadcast Yourself. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylulgFJ2OVQ)

That joint made my mouth water...


how much does x amount of time cost?

I'm not sure what the exact pricing is. I'm just going to bring like $400, buy maybe a year, and spend the rest on some dank bud. They also give free gifts if you buy a lot, if its your birthday, and/or if you registered for the first time at that club. It's going to be all three for me :D

[Hoptix]

How easy is it to get a card? I have ADD does that get me one?

[Chonkus Monkus]

How easy is it to get a card? I have ADD does that get me one?

As long as your 18 and older you can get it. I don't know if ADD is a good excuse though, you need to think of a reason why weed would benefit your ADD. Does your ADD make it harder to sleep at night? That would be a good excuse.

If you don't have any real reasons for getting a card just make one up. The docter really doesn't give a shit as long as he isn't sued for saying "Oh well you don't have a legitimate reason to get one but I'm prescribing you anyway."

[Zuken]

would someone please rescue me from the south east

[MissInk]

would someone please rescue me from the south east

then swing by the northeast plox? i'll bring juiceboxes

[Hoptix]

As long as your 18 and older you can get it. I don't know if ADD is a good excuse though, you need to think of a reason why weed would benefit your ADD. Does your ADD make it harder to sleep at night? That would be a good excuse.

If you don't have any real reasons for getting a card just make one up. The docter really doesn't give a shit as long as he isn't sued for saying "Oh well you don't have a legitimate reason to get one but I'm prescribing you anyway."

Okay, well say I move from Minnesota to California.. would I need to wait a year to become a citizen to buy the weed at the dispensaries or could I straight up road trip it down there for a week and get a prescription, get some weed, then get out?

[Zuken]

the weed report

check out the sick blunt they make

YouTube - Broadcast Yourself. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MT4vG7b7aI)

you lucky bastard...

wow. my palms are all sweaty after watching that

[Chonkus Monkus]

Okay, well say I move from Minnesota to California.. would I need to wait a year to become a citizen to buy the weed at the dispensaries or could I straight up road trip it down there for a week and get a prescription, get some weed, then get out?

No, you would not have to wait a year. The card would only be valid in the state of California, however.

Buying a club card is expensive though, I don't think spending that much money would be worth just one week.

[Hoptix]

No, you would not have to wait a year. The card would only be valid in the state of California, however.

Buying a club card is expensive though, I don't think spending that much money would be worth just one week.

How much is it? And its not like I couldn't leave the state and then come back with the card. Or is that against the rules?

[Chonkus Monkus]

How much is it? And its not like I couldn't leave the state and then come back with the card. Or is that against the rules?

Like I said, I'm not entirely sure on the price. Probably about $100 for a year or something like that. Yes, you can take it out of the state and return with it- it just won't be valid in any other states.

Also holding a medical marijuana card is still illegal to federal cops. It only protects you from the state police. Which, if you think about it, is fucking retarded.

[Hoptix]

I think I know what I'm doing spring break. Saving up buying a plane ticket to Cali.. hit up the doctor.. get my prescription.. than space.