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snyderman
12-23-2008, 09:10 PM
I dont play a lot of games, but I enjoy satiating my bloodlust every now and then. I rent Bioshock, late to the party i know, and the motherfucking hack puzzles make me want to rape the developers with a wolverine.

The 'easiest' ones make the vein pop out in my head. Do puzzles ruin the killin for anybody else?
clutch-monkey
12-23-2008, 09:15 PM
The 'easiest' ones make the vein pop out in my head. Do puzzles ruin the killin for anybody else?
no
go play painkiller instead then
The_Canadian
12-23-2008, 10:01 PM
I heard the 360 hacking puzzle is harder than the PC.

Mousse wins yet again.
just kyle
12-23-2008, 10:59 PM
im lost in this thread.
IGneois
12-23-2008, 11:51 PM
im lost in this thread.

i think the OP is saying hes a bit dimwitted and doesnt want to solve a puzzle in order to play his FPS game.

and because it is an fps, why the puzzles?


then boy canadian came in and made the thread smell bad.


then i left.
Bigshorty
12-23-2008, 11:54 PM
What the fuck, puzzle hacking? What is this?
shuvit087
12-24-2008, 12:13 AM
I never had too much trouble hacking in Bioshock. Freeze the object first to slow the fluid down(if you have that plasmid yet). Then try to flip over the tiles as fast as you can so you can see what you have to work with.
refoops
12-24-2008, 12:19 AM
Holy shit you have trouble with that? It's like ridiculously easy. I think I've failed like. Once, or twice throughout the whole time playing Bioshock, but if you're really that retarded and can't complete the 'puzzles' intended for 10 year olds, either freeze whatever your hacking, or equip some hack friendly... upgrades, or whatever they are. The ones that slow down flow and have less mines show up.
clutch-monkey
12-24-2008, 12:22 AM
yeah, calling it 'puzzles' is a bit inaccurate :lol:
BassGuitar25
12-24-2008, 03:25 AM
You're having trouble with the hacking puzzles in Bioshock? :lmao:

When I was a kid that "hacking puzzle" was an actual game.
PossumLuver
12-24-2008, 02:45 PM
This is the easiest hacking puzzle, its not hard stop complaining about it pussy.
snyderman
12-24-2008, 07:23 PM
Freezing?

Shit, I tried the first one and gave up on hacking. Its more fun with a shottie anyways.
_ElitE_
12-24-2008, 08:13 PM
dude, the puzzle is like fucking pipe dream...
Are you retarded?
snyderman
12-24-2008, 10:27 PM
dude, the puzzle is like fucking pipe dream...
Are you retarded?

MAYBE!

Do you like ice cream?
_ElitE_
12-24-2008, 10:49 PM
MAYBE!

Do you like ice cream?

yes in fact I do.
mukawalka
12-25-2008, 01:43 AM
You're having trouble with the hacking puzzles in Bioshock? :lmao:

When I was a kid that "hacking puzzle" was an actual game.

haha Pipe Dream? yeah I played that on good old windows 95 or 98 or whatever.