Making the Best of Life

[JasonDaro]

I’ve been posting in message board forums for many years. I’ve gone through the hassle of trying to help people who eventually prove they don’t want to be helped and I’ve changed directions. What I am interested in is focusing upon the silly stuff that crosses my path in life. No matter what the news may say I envision a fun, healthy, happy life full of things to laugh about. So my intent here is to share the silly things in my life that keep me positive and make life fun and worth living. Oh, you may not find it funny, but the most important thing is that I LAUGH and keep positive. If you find what I may share to be funny that’s great. If not, well, that’s equally great!

Again: the most important thing to me is that I have as much fun with life as I possibly can. I have the most fun when I am strong, healthy, and positively focused.:raiseeyeb

[JasonDaro]

When don’t you want to be rich?

When you’re a parent and one of your children comes up asking you to pay for their sex-change operation. That’s one time any sane parent would want to be poor enough to say, “Sorry honey, I just can’t afford it!”

Unfortunately, Cher wasn’t so lucky. Her daughter Chastity has recently had a sex-change operation and now goes by the name of Butch…Butch Chastity (no-titty).

Her poor (rich) Sundance Kid of a brother is no longer sure what he wants to be when he grows up; male or female. He may choose to become the precious daughter Cher just lost.

Grandchildren? I wouldn’t bet on it. Although, Cher just may end up with the best grandchildren…money can buy.


Yes, life can indeed be cruel to the rich

[JasonDaro]

A Bit About Me:

There was a time, many years ago, when I associated with a group of New Agers. Their group leader sprang one of their spiritual trick questions on me, but I was ready for them. She asked,

“Do you want to be ‘right’ or ‘happy’?”

I thought about it and responded,

“I want to be happy…being ‘right’”

She stayed quiet. Obviously she couldn’t remember how she was supposed to respond to such a response.

A different time she asked me,

“Is the glass half-empty or half-full?”

I thought about it then responded,

“Both”

Needless to say I didn’t last long with that New Age group and have no intention of seeking New Agers out in the future.

[JasonDaro]

It should be rather easy to make a life-size wax replica of Michael Jackson. I mean…

how “real” does it have to look?

Oh, so this is in ‘Bad’ taste? Well, I don’t intend to eat it or…’Beat It’

[JasonDaro]

I find it best to adjust myself so that I see the silly things that cross my path in life. It's often not easy to be entertained by the human freak show. Most humans treat themselves with such a shameful lack of respect. Who knows just what kind of undiscovered contagious diseases many of them are carrying. ESPECIALLY the very sexually active. So, I tend to focus on the silly things and see those silly things as much as possible.

I was at the supermarket and I saw a magazine with the Jonas Brothers and their mother on the cover. It was amazing cause from a distance she looks just like...

one of the boys!



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[JasonDaro]

Let’s see here…the red phone goes straight to the President of the United States. What color is the phone that goes ‘straight’ to the Pope. Hmmmmmm. Well, if the Pope’s a virgin it would be…white, right? No, it won’t be white. I hear the current Pope is an ex-Nazi. The Vatican said,

“Nazi schmatzi! Let’s make him Pope anyway. Never did care much for the Jews.”




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