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mullill
07-29-2009, 07:48 PM
Yes, there is a million of them, and they are all old. But lets hear 'em.

Yo momma so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye
D.W.
07-30-2009, 08:40 AM
Your parental unit is largely massive, she's largely massive.
mysterywriter
07-30-2009, 06:38 PM
Yo momma is so fat that whenever she sees a bus she thinks of twinkies...
Yo momma is so fat that when she went to go weigh herself the numbers showed up to be her own phone number
HehStupidPeopl
07-30-2009, 06:43 PM
Yo moma is so fucking incredibly obesely fat and disgusting and smells of rotting ejaculated semen that when she stepped on the short bus she ripped a hole in the universe and got stuck in it now people feed her in fear of intergalactic suction.
Forum Username
08-01-2009, 04:59 PM
Lol.
Yo mama is so fat, when she passes in front of the teevee you miss an entire season of Lost.
Sonseed
08-01-2009, 05:04 PM
No matter how fat your mom is, Jesus loves her.
Forum Username
08-01-2009, 05:08 PM
Yo mama's so fat, when she bends over we miss 2 days of sunlight.
Forum Username
08-01-2009, 05:16 PM
@sonseed, you don't see a lot of such posts around here.
@topic,
yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her head to make up her mind.
RayFinkel
08-01-2009, 06:54 PM
Yo mama is so hairy they shot the movie "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.
Strados
08-01-2009, 08:13 PM
Yo momma so fat I gotta roll over twice just to get off her.
Forum Username
08-02-2009, 03:56 PM
Yo mama's so stupid, she tiptoed past the medicine cabinet so she wouldn't wake the sleeping pills.
Yo mama's so ugly, when godzilla saw her, he jumped into the ocean and swam back to Japan.
mullill
08-04-2009, 10:05 PM
haha, nice
Meg Iann
08-05-2009, 05:08 AM
Yo mamma was so nice.
She even kiss you goodnight.
Yo mamma was so good.
She bought you red hood.
Yo mamma was so kind.
She left 100 dollars behind.
Yugimanz
08-06-2009, 12:42 AM
Your mother is so incredibly retarded, god said ''Damn i fucked up"
square eyes
08-06-2009, 02:28 AM
Your parental unit is largely massive, she's largely massive.

Can some one explain this to me?
mullill
08-06-2009, 03:53 AM
no idea...?
Saladmander
09-01-2009, 08:19 PM
Yo momma is so poor she drives a peanut
Beano
09-01-2009, 09:09 PM
Yo mama soo fat.. shee jump fo joyy



she get stuck
Strados
09-02-2009, 05:16 PM
Yo momma so fat her nickname is "DAAAAAAAAAYUUUUM."
RayFinkel
09-02-2009, 08:46 PM
Yo momma so fat her favorite meal is seconds.
mullill
09-09-2009, 08:09 PM
Yo momma so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye
ravens_rool28
09-10-2009, 06:02 AM
yo momma is so fat that when she wears high heels she hits oil