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my.lala.land
08-11-2009, 10:23 PM
Just Put Up One's That You've Heard Or Seen Somewhere

Here's A Couple I Have Off The Top Of My Head:

"I love you like an anorexic chick hates food":facepalm:

"If you were a booger I'd pick you first"

"You are so beautiful that I want to be reincarnated as your child so that I can breastfeed by you until I'm 20"

"You should be someone's wife"
Yugimanz
08-12-2009, 12:52 AM
is hot in here or is it just you
ZippyTWM
08-12-2009, 01:07 AM
you remind me of a trophy bass, I don't know whether to mount ya or eat ya.

Nice shoes! Wanna fuck?

that shirt's gonna look good laying beside my bed in the morning.

did you wash those pants in windex cuz I can see myself in them.

I have midget porn.

I have giant brass balls! No, not in my pants, at my house. Wanna see?
leoChill
08-12-2009, 01:22 AM
you remind me of a trophy bass, I don't know whether to mount ya or eat ya.





Fuckin thread saved!!!




I mean. Could you imagine!?!
heroic_banana
08-12-2009, 06:48 PM
I have midget porn.

Fuckin gold.
18C
08-12-2009, 09:29 PM
You must have a yeast infection, cuz you're making my dick rise.
ilovetortillas
08-13-2009, 12:06 AM
if you were a line of text you'd be what they call fine print
eye hack
08-13-2009, 12:41 AM
My idiot friend tried this on a girl. It didn't work

"Is your dad a baker? Because you have some nice buns."

I wonder why it didn't work...
Well Me
08-15-2009, 03:12 AM
You'll do.
Danner
08-19-2009, 05:23 PM
Is your dad a plumber? Cause you're the shit!

If I was a squirrel and you were a squirrel, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?
LaVache
08-21-2009, 12:44 AM
I must be allergic to you, cuz you just made my dick sneeze.
IGneois
08-21-2009, 01:19 AM
Here, i bought you this drink
RayFinkel
08-21-2009, 03:14 PM
Nice shoes....

























wanna fuck?
square eyes
08-24-2009, 12:27 AM
Nice shoes! Wanna fuck?

Direct, to the point and honest.
Yugimanz
08-24-2009, 12:23 PM
hey can you point me to the train station?

then when they turn around, hit them with a hammer. and raep them. in the butt. butt
Saf
08-24-2009, 12:43 PM
Well technically as soon as you ask them their name it's a bit more intimate and tells them they're more than casually interested.

It's a good way to start atleast.









Then you ask them if they like anal.
Vtec Baby
08-25-2009, 08:40 PM
You must have a yeast infection, cuz you're making my dick rise.

I tried this....



















IT DIDNT WORK!
Saf
08-25-2009, 09:21 PM
I tried this....IT DIDNT WORK!
You didn't try this...because this is the actual end result when you do!

http://www.mopo.ca/uploaded_images/lots-of-girls-one-guy-732620.jpg
ZippyTWM
09-06-2009, 01:43 AM
There are 206 bones in the female body wanna make it 207?

I have 5 naked midgets on roller skates waiting for us at my place with baby oil and a twister board, lets go.

Can I put my willy wonka in your chocolate factory?
Petrolhead
09-06-2009, 07:38 AM
Nice legs love, what time do they open?
TheOne
09-07-2009, 05:15 AM
You know what would look good on you? Me!

The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
ilovetortillas
09-07-2009, 07:29 AM
You might as well sleep with me because I'm going to tell everybody we did it anyway.

Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?

Girl you're like a car accident, cause I just can't look away.

I'm going outside to make out... care to join me?
davido
09-09-2009, 04:21 PM
Do you have any Irish in you? ...No.. Would you like too.
ChickinCobMang
09-09-2009, 07:08 PM
Hey baby, I might rape you.