View Full Version : How do asians name their kids?
MerchantIvory
08-14-2009, 11:56 AM
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They throw pots and pans down the stairs - ping pow bang
Fireal87
08-14-2009, 04:40 PM
omg HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. havent heard that very original joke before
Mitsubishi_A6M
08-20-2009, 04:58 AM
NO! By throwing them at the wall, and whatever noise it makes, is it's name!
Weddingsinger
08-20-2009, 01:59 PM
Why do these idiots in the U.S government force people to call Orientals "Asians"???
Asian also could mean, Indian, Pakistani, Afghani, Iranian, Saudi, UAE, Kuweiti, Bahraini, Qatari, Iraqi, Syrian, Lebanese, israeli, Jordanian, Palestinian, Former Soviet repuplic states that are now free, parts of Turkey, Bangladeshi, Yemeni, Omani people who DO NOT HAVE DOWN SYNDROM EYES!
HehStupidPeopl
08-20-2009, 02:33 PM
NO! By throwing them at the wall, and whatever noise it makes, is it's name!
NO! NO! WAIT! WAIT!...LISTEN! LISTEN! they throw silverware down the stairs and whatever sound it makes they approve of babys name! CHING, CHONG, CLING, DONG, KIM, JONG, IL, YAO, MING, BAHAHJAHAHAHAHAHA
Peer_Pwnage
08-20-2009, 05:53 PM
Why do these idiots in the U.S government force people to call Orientals "Asians"???
Asian also could mean, Indian, Pakistani, Afghani, Iranian, Saudi, UAE, Kuweiti, Bahraini, Qatari, Iraqi, Syrian, Lebanese, israeli, Jordanian, Palestinian, Former Soviet repuplic states that are now free, parts of Turkey, Bangladeshi, Yemeni, Omani people who DO NOT HAVE DOWN SYNDROM EYES!
Probably because they're from Asia....:facepalm2:
Weddingsinger
08-20-2009, 07:07 PM
Probably because they're from Asia....:facepalm2:
I know they are from Asia but the thing is they only call orientals Asian which makes no sense!
Like if I tell someone I am Asian, they will laugh and say no you are not.
Why?
Because I don't have goofy looking eyes!!!
Caption
08-20-2009, 07:56 PM
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha OMFG DUDE DID U MAKE THAT UP YOURSELF???? I can't stop laughing!!!
Caption
08-27-2009, 12:46 PM
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hello
You: Where from?
Stranger: china.and you?
You: Japan
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 13
You: How old you?
Stranger: 22
Stranger: boy or girl
You: Girl. You boy or girl
Stranger: boy
Stranger: you don't have a good english.ha
You: I know I'm sorry. My English isn't ad good as yours.
You: Please forgive me
Stranger: never mind
You: What never mind mean
Stranger: mine is not very good either
You: So how does it feel to own the united states haha
Stranger: it means it is ok
You: China own USA you know. What you name
You: Mine name is Ping Ling Ching Sing Tao
Stranger: china own usa?
Stranger: what do you mean.
You: Yes USA borrow money china
You: China own USA.
Stranger: oh.yes.
You: What you name
Stranger: i know a little your language
You: That weird name
Stranger: my name is wang
You: You name Wang.
You: Wang is penis right
You: Boy say me "want to see my Wang"
You: I say what wang
You: He say penis
Stranger: はい
You: Lol that a good one
piercehannigan
08-27-2009, 12:55 PM
What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?
Armanio
08-27-2009, 02:40 PM
I told that pots and pans joke to an elderly man a while ago and he almost had a heart attack he was laughing so hard.
MerchantIvory
08-27-2009, 02:53 PM
lol im glad he liked it armanio!
what'd he say pierce?
piercehannigan
08-27-2009, 02:56 PM
*Pink Panther Melody*
Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead aaaant.
MerchantIvory
08-27-2009, 03:20 PM
haha very good, will remember that one
particlephysics
08-31-2009, 03:58 PM
Are these racist jokes even allowed on ebaum
Why do these idiots in the U.S government force people to call Orientals "Asians"???
Asian also could mean, Indian, Pakistani, Afghani, Iranian, Saudi, UAE, Kuweiti, Bahraini, Qatari, Iraqi, Syrian, Lebanese, israeli, Jordanian, Palestinian, Former Soviet repuplic states that are now free, parts of Turkey, Bangladeshi, Yemeni, Omani people who DO NOT HAVE DOWN SYNDROM EYES!
Because over there the majority of Asians are chinky. Like "Asian" over here implies Pakistani, because the majority of Asians here are Pakis.
MerchantIvory
08-31-2009, 05:42 PM
asians over here find the term oriental racist
Sarah
09-01-2009, 05:21 AM
What the hell you think of yourself................You even don't have mind nor manners how to talk. & How these forum owners allow such stupid things on forums....................
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MerchantIvory
09-01-2009, 05:27 AM
What the hell you think of yourself................You even don't have mind nor manners how to talk. & How these forum owners allow such stupid things on forums....................
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