Missionary Position

[shilpi]

A lady goes to see her doctor and says, "Doc, my back really hurts when I have sex."

The doctor says, "Which position do you use?"
The lady says, "We always do it doggie style."

The doctor says, That's your problem. Try using the missionary position."
She says, "I can't do that. My dog has terrible breath."

[TheOne]

A girls puts an ad online requesting a man who won't hit her or leave her and is a great lover.

A few days later her doorbell rings and she finds a man with no arms and no legs.

He says to her, "I have no arms, so I can't hit you, and I have no legs, so I can't run."

She responds, "But the last part..."

He grins and says, "How do you think I rang the doorbell?"
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Q: What's the best part of a blow job?
A: The 10 minutes of silence.