Donut5
10-07-2009, 12:57 AM
(it's very very very very very very embarrassing, but I'm sure the guys here will agree this is a far worse experience than anyone here has had, did I mention it was very embarrassing?)
Okay, well one day I was masturbating, and I had my eyes closed, so of course a BLACK WIDOW has to be hanging over me, oh and look where it lands.....YEAH! right there! thats where it lands! I felt it, I open my eyes......"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HH" My mom comes running in, while the spider is still there, and I slap off the spider, pull up my pants, and my mom kills the spider. My face was as red as blood, a cherry, fruit punch, and red food coloring would be if it were mixed in one bowl. My mom said "are you okay?", I nodded my head, and she left my room.
Yeah....
Okay, well one day I was masturbating, and I had my eyes closed, so of course a BLACK WIDOW has to be hanging over me, oh and look where it lands.....YEAH! right there! thats where it lands! I felt it, I open my eyes......"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HH" My mom comes running in, while the spider is still there, and I slap off the spider, pull up my pants, and my mom kills the spider. My face was as red as blood, a cherry, fruit punch, and red food coloring would be if it were mixed in one bowl. My mom said "are you okay?", I nodded my head, and she left my room.
Yeah....