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Donut5
10-07-2009, 08:02 PM
Okay, heres how it works, someone makes a wish, and the next poster has to corrupt it somehow, then he makes a wish.

EX.

Poster 1: I wish I had a hat
Poster 2: Granted, but the hat turns out to be an alien with huge ass teeth, and it bites your head off.

Okay, i'll start:

I wish I had someone to hang out with today.
TheOne
10-07-2009, 08:10 PM
you will but with your mom


i wish I can see through things.......
Donut5
10-07-2009, 09:17 PM
Granted, but those "things" are men's clothes, and only when worn by men.

I wish there were more emoticons.
Saf
10-07-2009, 10:05 PM
Emoticons being the closest thing to a human you'll ever interact with.




I wish I was a huge cockmuncher.
TheOne
10-07-2009, 10:13 PM
granted but you break your jaw afterwards.


I wish I had an incorruptible wish.
splinter
10-07-2009, 11:28 PM
granted.

/thread.
Donut5
10-07-2009, 11:46 PM
granted but you break your jaw afterwards.


I wish I had an incorruptible wish.


Granted, but your wish is that you get to be 70 gay men's sex slave, switching off every week....have fun :D

I wish my Halo 3 campaign worked.
ZippyTWM
10-08-2009, 12:43 AM
granted but halo3 is just as gay as the first 2 and now you have to suck dick for it.

I wish my balls didn't hang so low
TheOne
10-08-2009, 12:49 AM
Granted but they're so high up you should just pretend you have a vagina

I wish the next poster would die without anything bad happening to me or anyone I care about..........
Donut5
10-08-2009, 12:52 AM
Granted, it's bad enough to be you, so there you go :)

I wish I had $125.
ZippyTWM
10-08-2009, 12:53 AM
granted but you owe me $150

wish I had a monkey
TheOne
10-08-2009, 01:02 AM
granted but it hates you

I wish for more trees in this forum...
ravens_rool28
10-08-2009, 01:17 AM
granted but it hates you

I wish for more trees in this forum...

Granted, but those trees are filled with HIV ridden monkeys who enjoy your anal cavity.


I wish I was alive in the 70's
TheOne
10-08-2009, 01:20 AM
granted but for one minute

I wish I could not fly....
Taz
10-08-2009, 11:58 AM
Granted. *Gives your pilot license to HIV-ridden monkeys, then turns you into an ostrich*

I wish my car would turn into an Audi R8...if only for a day.
Donut5
10-08-2009, 09:38 PM
Granted, but when you start driving it, you crash, and flip into a ravine. You lose your Audie R8, your current car, and your life all at the same time :awesome:

I wish I had more free time.
IHateEverything
10-08-2009, 09:44 PM
Granted, but you can't watch porn and masturbate... therefore you have no use for your free time.

I wish Lou Holtz was still the coach at Notre Dame.
Donut5
10-08-2009, 10:00 PM
Granted, but on his way to Notre Dam he gets hit by a truck.

I wish I could get laid already!
TheOne
10-08-2009, 10:27 PM
Granted but ejaculated prematurely and will never get laid again.


I wish I could stop killing people for fun.
Donut5
10-08-2009, 10:46 PM
Granted, now you decide to kill yourself for fun YAY!

I wish I the next poster lived to be 100 years old :D
Taz
10-08-2009, 11:28 PM
Not granted. I don't want help wiping my ass and stuff. Just let me stay dead in my car accident.

I wish I could find $100 on the ground like I did once before..
stradus
10-09-2009, 05:42 PM
i've played this game before but some of you are trying to control their actions to much you have to be more creative,

it can't be "you find the $100 but as you pick it up you get slammed in the ass"

it's more like you find the $100 but it turns out to be mexican dollars and therefore worth 6 cents american.

i wish i had to ability to read all thoughts
Peer_Pwnage
10-10-2009, 09:56 PM
Granted, but you hear All thoughts.

I wish I had more weed.
Mattjam
10-10-2009, 11:48 PM
Granted, but you hear All thoughts.

I wish I had more weed.

Granted. You have all the weed you want. (http://forums.gardenweb.com/forums/weeds/msg0217300826682.jpg)

I wish I could smoke marijuana again.
ZippyTWM
10-12-2009, 09:29 PM
granted but the bong is filled with gasoline and when you light it, it blows up leaving third degree burns on 90% of your body.

I wish I had a Guy Fawkes mask
Elise
10-13-2009, 11:59 AM
granted but the bong is filled with gasoline and when you light it, it blows up leaving third degree burns on 90% of your body.

I wish I had a Guy Fawkes mask

Granted, but the mask is so believable, 16th century townsfolk decide to hang, draw and quarter you all over again. After anal.

I wish I had lesbian tendencies.
Fastjack
10-13-2009, 02:20 PM
Granted, but the mask is so believable, 16th century townsfolk decide to hang, draw and quarter you all over again. After anal.

I wish I had lesbian tendencies.

Granted, but your chosen one is Rosie O'Donnell.

I wish to see you getting raped by Emma Watson
ZippyTWM
10-14-2009, 01:51 AM
Granted but your penis is tied to the trigger of a shotgun, so if you get wood, it goes off. No Fapping for you!

I wish I could see the ninjas hiding all around me and stop them before they commit their incideous crimes.
Bertram
10-15-2009, 03:55 AM
Then the Car turns into A Banana, which is subsequently eaten by me while I make sexual innuendos.
Donut5
10-15-2009, 09:14 PM
don't forget to make a wish :D

I wish I had Manyard's voice!
LaVache
10-17-2009, 05:49 PM
Granted, but then Maynard gets yours, and after the band meets you they decide they'd rather just break up than have a dick like you in it, effectively pissing off all their fans who make it their life's mission to fuck you up on a regular basis in revenge.

I wish I was a hot chick so I never have to work
Bertram
10-21-2009, 05:15 AM
I rape you cuz ur so damn sexy, then you turn into a raging alcoholic, run over 12 babies, Get sentenced to a week in prison, And in this week you get hooked on meth!
You turn MAD ugly and then I kill you.

I wish I had a vagina on my side, you know, like on my hip so I can easily masturbate in school WITH a vagina! :D
coldpizza
10-25-2009, 08:50 PM
youd get beat up because your a hermaphrodite and die because you kill yourself because you have no friends.

i wish i could have every single game for xbox 360
Griimz
10-25-2009, 09:16 PM
you got too excited and smashed up your x box

I wish i was the last man on earth
Edrix
11-05-2009, 01:40 AM
Granted! but it turns out your a shemale

I wish i had oxy with me right now
Boy Howdy
11-05-2009, 01:52 AM
I wish i had oxy with me right now

Granted. Although I don't know why you don't already have a sufficient supply of oxygen. Are you posting from outer space?

I wish I had Oxycontin with me right now.
Boy Howdy
11-05-2009, 10:59 PM
If you don't know "Would you rather?" its a game where I give you two otions, and you have to pick one of them. You can't say neither, you must pick one option. After that you will make up your own would you rather. Ok I'll start.

Uh, no. Spread your faggotry via your own thread.
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ZippyTWM
11-11-2009, 02:09 AM
granted but it's a million dollars worth of gold of WWII era jewish gold and silver, it has now been confiscated and returned to the families.

I wish I had a night vision scope
TheOne
11-11-2009, 02:48 AM
granted but then you go blind

I wish to not care about anything at all and to never be hurt.
Somethingevil
11-14-2009, 05:01 AM
Granted, but without feeling pain you unintentionally cause fetal injuries to yourself without realizing it..

I wish I owned the state of Hawaii.
ramza042
11-15-2009, 01:52 PM
Granted, but Hawaii floats up in the air and gets dropped right smack in the middle of Minnesota.

I wish I owned Minnesota.