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mitosblog
10-11-2009, 04:23 AM
Before Getting Married

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.

She: Do you want me to leave?

He: NO! Don't even think about it.

She: Do you love me?

He: Of course!

She: Have you ever cheated on me?

He: NO! Why you even asking?

She: Will you kiss me?

He: Yes!

She: Will you hit me?

He: No way! I'm not such kind of person!

She: Can I trust you?



After Getting Married

She: Can I trust you?

He: No way! I'm not such kind of person!

She: Will you hit me?

He: Yes!

She: Will you kiss me?

He: NO! Why you even asking?

She: Have you ever cheated on me?

He: Of course!

She: Do you love me?

He: NO! Don't even think about it.

She: Do you want me to leave?

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.

(The reverse from before getting married)