Real Excuse Letters

[TheDawgPound72]

"Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick, and I had her shot."

"Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea, and his boots leak."

"Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday."

"Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral."

"Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps."

[ribwich]

The paper one was hilarious. :D

[Carlsagan43]

Please excuse Donna Februrary the 28th 29th 30th 31th and 32th

[dactar]

funy very funny

[BlinkingViki]

This reminds me of something. Lol

My dad is a case manager for a middle school, so he handles placement of students, and IEP (Individualized Education Plans)

This is a letter he got from a parent.

"I would like to schedule a meeting to discuss my son's eggplant."

Guess we already know that kids placement -_-;

[Wild Phoenix]

I've read some (I dont remember the names):
Please excuse Sally yesterday- she had two teeth pulled out of her face.
Please excuse Jason yesterday- he had (all crossed out except the last one) direa- direrea- dieria- the runs.

[chukawuka511]

Plz excuse Sarah for dying, it wasnt her fault.

[biscuit]

Pleas excuse Al-sukaqueer from suicide bomber school today. He flew a plane into the world trade center.

[RckWorld]

Not Funny :mad:

[TDK12345]

"I would like to schedule a meeting to discuss my son's eggplant."

I almost peed my pants when I read that. That's the funniest thing I've ever seen.