Peter Nguyen: Extremely funny or stupid?

[Warplex]

The following 3 links are scans of a document, and are supposed to be things this kid (Peter Nguyen) actually handed in for a grade. Judging by some of the crap that gets handed in at my school, I think these are real. Either way, they are extremely funny (sorry if this has been posted before, i checked back 2/3 pages, no matches)

Biography of Walt Whitman
"Walt Whitman was an awful child molester who was born in ancient Hong Kong"
http://img20.photobucket.com/albums/v60/profmadhatter/nguyen1.jpg
Influential Person in World War 2: JimmyMCPErson
"And it can also be said, without a doubt, that he definitely existed"
http://img20.photobucket.com/albums/v60/profmadhatter/nguyen2.jpg
U.S. CApitalism and Influence on Foreign Nations
"Who ever wins, the childern lose. And who cares? I hate kids."
http://img20.photobucket.com/albums/v60/profmadhatter/nguyen4.jpg

[Roland]

Lolololololololololololoolollolollolololololololol ololol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Those Were Figgen Hilarious!!!!!! Reps For Joo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D

[Chocotaco]

I am speechless...

[DragnMastr]

ROFLMFAO!!!!

This is great dud, rep4u

[Devastation]

Those were funny. I applaud you, and I send you a rep point. Take good care of it, for unless you post something that is funnier, thou wilst never see it again.

[Warplex]

wow, 8 posts and 3 rep points lol. Considering it took me 3 years to find something this stupidly hillarious (unless my friend's lightening essay is recieved as well), i don't see this happening again any time soon.

Cheers.

[The Stranger]

Yea dude that was mad funny! Reppies. :D

[theDJ]

lol!

"he went to Tianamen Square and gave them all candy. Except instead of candy he killed them."

I love it!

the teachers comments on the 2nd one were funny too. I wonder if there are any more...?

[Warplex]

I've been searching my ass off. I found a 4th (wasn't terribly funny). If i can find the site, i'll put up the link (it has all 4 as one big picture).

[N00N00]

I was just searching on Google and came across this. It was posted like 4 month ago so good job i found it again isn't it??


Can't believe it didn't get more replies, but desperately needs a bump. This sort of thing should be on the main site surely?

[N00N00]

I like the last essay the most. People should read that one.

[MGselwonK]

heres another one

http://img20.photobucket.com/albums/v60/profmadhatter/nguyen3.jpg

i looked at all the links and saw they were 1, 2, and 4 and thought hmm....

[Green_Day]

i was just going to say that because i saw the 1,2,and 4 so i thought, what if i change that to a 3.

"in conclusion, girls are icky"

[RK_Pr0t0c0l]

Great post. I liked the teacher's question at the end of the second paper. If Jimmy McPerson was unknown, who did he know about him? Very good question, I think.

[DreadPirateWes]

I AM an English teacher, and I'd give that guy an A! Reminds me of the History Channel sketches on SNL: in 1942 Justin Timberlake fought the hordes of vikings as they invaded the Confederacy.

I should post some of my students' papers on here...they're nowhere near as funny, but I still have one that made me chuckle. I told the students to find a narrative from someone who grew up in the Great Depression (we were about to start Of Mice and Men). One students handed in this really long story about some lady from Cleveland who weighs 300 lbs., is 45 years old, single, and taking several prescription drugs. What the hell?

When I asked the student about it, she said "you wanted something on depression."

Okay, it's not funny now, but when you realize that I'd spent a couple class periods explaining America in the 1930s, THEN had the students go research something about the GREAT Depression...I gave her points for being completely lost.

[MforceOFdeath]

That is really funny. I love seeing things like that, myslef being a student. Some of the comments didn't seem to fit though. I dont know of a teacher in the world that says "See me" (anymore) or "Oh god no..." By no means am I saying this is not real but those few things were the only way for me to be distracted by such humor! Funny stuff!

[DragnMastr]

You're a noob. don't dig up dead threads. Though they were hilarious.

But seriously, you got my hopes up that he had written some new stuff or something.

[Kazimierz]

I never saw this before, that's fantastic. Hell, if i ever do take another history class i'll probably use one. A laugh from the teacher might do me good.

[Sageth]

I dont know of a teacher in the world that says "See me" (anymore)

I had a college professor last semester write that on one of my tests :shuffle:

Granted, the "oh God no" doesn't seem becoming of a teacher, but maybe it was a private school?

In any case, just realize that everything you see on the Internet should be taken with a grain of salt.

[DiSasTeRpIEcE-]

Granted, the "oh God no" doesn't seem becoming of a teacher, but maybe it was a private school?



It was probably a teachers aid, since it looked like a girl in highschool's writing, or a young teacher in a private school, which would explain why he had religion class

[skater910]

Classic. This looks like something Maddox would write.

[N00N00]

You're a noob. don't dig up dead threads. Though they were hilarious.

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I'll dig up whatever i want - there's nothing in the rules about not doing it. In fact it seems plenty of people appreciate me digging up this thread.
:insane:

And I'm not a noob either thanks. :lol: :insane:

[Wild Phoenix]

Holy shit those are fucking hilarious. I couldn't stop laughing. Reps for you, my friend.

[Warplex]

Well, I was thinking of this today, and feel that it is indeed worthy of a bump. If I can find some more stupid crap like this, i'll definatly post it.

on a side note, these may or may not be origional (jermery lavine, not nyguen, but I've read this one last year)
http://douglas.min.net/essay/essay2A.gif
http://douglas.min.net/essay/essay2B.gif

These are about lightening. I think they are pretty good, not entirely sure if they are up to snuff. I may have found a 3rd nyguen one on "el nino", which I'll edit into this one.

edit: here: http://douglas.min.net/essay/essay1.gif
I hear rumor that nyguen and lavine are one in the same. either way, they kick ass).

[lilhyperazngrl]

LoL hilarious :lol: :icon_rofl