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OPP
09-19-2004, 11:03 PM
Well the slut got married again today. I give it 2 months.

http://www.cnn.com/2004/SHOWBIZ/Music/09/19/spears.marriage.reut/index.html

Sailor_Bob
09-20-2004, 01:32 AM
Well the slut got married again today. I give it 2 months.

http://www.cnn.com/2004/SHOWBIZ/Music/09/19/spears.marriage.reut/index.html

I think she'll marry Jason Alexander again, not her high school sweetheart, but the guy from Seinfeld.

ka_boomATRN
09-20-2004, 11:30 AM
Not that I care about celebrity juice but... she got married in a surprise overnight ceremony.
Deja vu anyone?
-K's
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pidgeball6
09-20-2004, 01:24 PM
I'm afraid I have to accept some of the blame for this one.

You see, I have this effect on women. When I give them a taste of my supreme manhood, they tend to get a little crazy. They go Koo-Koo for cock-n-balls, so to speak. Many times they get extremely clingy afterwards and I'm forced to end it, this sends them in to a love crazed downward spiral in which they attempt to re-create the same magic with other men that they had with me. Sometimes even marrying them in an attempt to "highten" the level of excitement and somehow help fill the void. Sadly, their attempts always end in failure and I'm afraid Brittany's quest will be a fruitless endeavor. She'll marry several times, I'm sure, but the void is simply too great. My apologies to those that are forced to witness her slutty ventures and those left in her "fuckwake".

MGselwonK
09-20-2004, 08:41 PM
the history teacher i TA for has a "Britney divorce count down" thing on his white board

so far its at 1 day

poopchow
09-20-2004, 09:00 PM
Now i've got a decent chance.....

Ajax
09-20-2004, 09:43 PM
Well the slut got married again today. I give it 2 months.

http://www.cnn.com/2004/SHOWBIZ/Music/09/19/spears.marriage.reut/index.html


Wow she's such a whore she really needs to die. She's really not hot at all without her makeup on. :eek: AHHHHHH!!!! (http://womeninwigs.narod.ru/artificial_beauty/celebs/bspears2.jpg) :eek: