Funny Porn Titles

[skeen]

A Clear And Present Stranger
Add Momma To The Train
Any Given Cumday
Batman in Robin
Big Trouble In Little Vagina
Boldfinger
Breakfast On Tiffany
Breast Side Story
Bumfight At The OGay Corral
Charlie's Anal
Children Of The Cornhole
Chitty Chitty Gang Bang
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
Crocodile Done Me
Cum And Cummer
Cunt Hardly Wait
Diddle-Her on the Roof
Driving Miss Daisy Crazy
Ed's Wood
Ferris Bueller's Jerk Off
Field Of Wet Dreams
For Your Ass Only
For Your Thighs Only
Forrest Hump
Forever Hung
Forrest Gimp
Full Metal Jackoff
Glad-He-Ate-Her
Glazed And Confused
Going For Sloppy Seconds
Honey, I Shanked The Kids
Honey, I Shrunk Your Clit
I Know What You Did Up The Bummer
I Know Who You Did Last Summer
Inspect Her Gadget
Intercourse With The Vampire
Jurassic Poke
Lawrence Of A Labia
Leaking Beauty
Lord Of The Cock Rings
Man On The Poon
Men in Back
My Best Friends Wetting
My Big Lebowski
My Best Friends Wetting
My Big Fat Greek Woody
On Golden Blonde
Riding Miss Daisy
Riding on Boys in Cars
Romancing The Bone
Saturday Night Beaver
Saturday Night Fever Blister
Schindler's Fist
Screw Momma In The Train
Sex Trek: The Next Penetration
Sleeping With The Enema
Some Big Dick Head This Way Comes
Sorest Rump
South Pork: Big Long and Uncut
Sperms of Endearment
Starshit Poopers
Tango and Snatch
The Bad Nudes Bared
The Crocodile Humper
The Empire Likes Crack
The Empire Stikes From The Back
The Jism Of Oz
The Little Sperm-Aid
The Loin King
The Man Who Blew Too Much
The Pelican Queif
The Royal Tenderbuns
The Spooge-itive
The Wadfather
Three Men And A Barbie
Throbbin' Hood
Twat Lies Beneath
Twin Cheeck
Weapons of ass destruction
White Men Can't Hump
Will He Bonk Ya In The Chocolate Factory
Willie Wanker Up the Chocolate Factory
Young Buns
You've Got Male
You've Got Male Genitalia


--Movie Titles That Sound Like Porn Movies--
1) The Bone Collector
2) Toy Story
3) Anywhere But Here
4) Deep Impact
5) Fire Down Below
6) In & Out
7) Backdraft
8) Gone In 60 Seconds
9) The Serpent And The Rainbow
10) Any Which Way You Can
11) Every Which Way But Loose
12) Howard's End
13) The Black Stallion
14) Big Daddy
15) Three Men and a Little Lady
17) The Fast and the Furious
18) Shaft
19) Driven
20) Blow
21) Snatch
22) Iron Monkey
23) Woman On Top

[The Reverend]

You forgot "Shaving Private Ryan"

[maoam]

'starshit poopers' that one sounds nasty man.

[Carlsagan43]

What about

Luke thighwalker
Dark Invader

[SliPKnoT]

Cum and Cummer-ER

lol

[rockmanx3300]

Cum and Cummer-ER


hehehe lol :D

[skeen]

Here's a bunch more.

(Spanking) 12 Monkeys
A Rear and Pleasant Danger
A Fist Full for Dollars
American Bi
Ass Ventura
Black Cock Down
Booty and the Beat
Boys on the Hood
Butt Pirates of the Carribean
Buttman Forever
Drive This Miss Daisy
Forrest Dump
Forskin Hump
Fucked in 60 Seconds
Full Latex Jackoff
Goodwill Humping
How Stella Got Her Tube Packed
Humped Back at Notre Dame
I Know Who You Did Last Summer
Leave It In Her Beaver
McHale's Gravy
Moulin Splooge
Murphy's Brown
My Bare Lady
Natural Born Jigglers
One Blew Another in the Cuckoos Nest
One Fell Into the Poo Poo's Nest
Ordinary Peepholes
Orifice Space
Planer of the Gapes
Play it to the Boner
Plowing Miss Daisy
Pokahotass
Porn on the 4th of July
Position: Impossible
Pump Friction
Reaming out the Dead
Riskey Jizzness
Robin's Wood
Scat People
Single White She-male
Sleeping Booty
Silence of the Loing
Snow White and the 7 Sailors
The Bone Erector
The Midget Bones Diary
The Rawshank Infection (my personal favorite)
The Truman Blow
Tits a Wonderful Life
Waiting to XXX Hale
What About Boob
Who Lies Beneath
Who's Eating Gilbert Grape

[The Stranger]

A Clear And Present Stranger
You think my name is funny?

[SliddY]

You ever hear of the Sopornos? Ah...That was a good one.

[FightClip]

pretty nasty

[Bubba-E]

You forgot "Shaving Private Ryan"

You wouldn't have Warcraft3, now would you? I know (a very anoying) "TheReverend" online...

[uglycatface]

the funny thing is "Shaving Private Ryan" is a real porn...


i used to hang out in a porn shop when i was bored.. so what?

[reigenborn]

Playmate of the apes "wha.. whats that.. " thats my cock"

[reigenborn]

Playmate of the apes "wha.. whats that.. " thats my cock"

lol ...actual quote

[Roland]

Playmate of the apes "wha.. whats that.. " thats my cock"


Ive seen that, its a weird one. nice chicks though, but not many good "scenes" :(

[The Stranger]

Ive seen that, its a weird one. nice chicks though, but not many good "scenes" :(
Good scenes... what do you like your porn to have a stroy line?

[skeen]

Good scenes... what do you like your porn to have a stroy line?
He probably just saying it was one of those with to much hairy bobbin' man ass. You know where they do a close up of the mans ass when he's doing a girl doggy style. There's way to much of that in porn. I doubt girls even like that. plus they have to realize mostly guys watch porn in the first place. And none of us want to see that.

[Roland]

Good scenes... what do you like your porn to have a stroy line?


I ment no good sex scenes, to much plot and storyline. And no there were no hairy bobbing asses, it was mostly lesbian action :p

[SliddY]

I ment no good sex scenes, to much plot and storyline. And no there were no hairy bobbing asses, it was mostly lesbian action :p

Sounds like the lesbians even it out. :D

[uglycatface]

haha nothing beats porn with a plot :D

[SliddY]

haha nothing beats porn with a plot :D

Porn with a plot is even better on Tuesdays...

[west495]

You forgot "Shaving Private Ryan"
thats off of family guy! man i love that show

[wazoo11]

you forgot

play-mates of the apes...

[American Infidel]

"Thanks for the mammaries"

[Mount_Happy]

Playmate of the Apes sucked, that was such a stupid porno. I agree, the chicks were hot, but overall it was crap.

[Amadeus]

How about shows that sound like porn?

"All In The Family" sounds like a great incest porn.

[hellraiser_427]

How about shows that sound like porn?

"All In The Family" sounds like a great incest porn.
Almost a year fucking old thread and you bring it up to make the stupidest post ever created. Cut your fucking balls off.

[navid]

Funniest I've ever seen (its true)

Wild Porn Movie Fucking.

saw it somewhere in europe, classic :lol:

[rvdVit]

"Willy wanker and the fudge packing factory"

[Wild Phoenix]

You can't forget Assablanca from Family Guy.

[MiKe]

Yeah, hello, this is RST Video, customer number 4352, I need to place an order. Okay, I need one each of the following tapes: "Whispers in the Wind", "To Each His Own", "Put It Where It Doesn't Belong", "My Pipes Need Cleaning", "All Tit-Fucking Volume 8", "I Need Your Cock", "Ass-Worshipping Rim-Jobbers", "My Cunt Needs Shafts", "Cum Clean", "Cum-Gargling Naked Sluts", "Cum Buns III", "Cumming in Socks", "Cum On Eileen", "Huge Black Cocks and Pearly White Cum", "Girls Who Crave Cock", "Girls Who Crave Cunt", "Men Alone II: the KY Connection", "Pink Pussy Lips", and, uh, oh yeah, "All Holes Filled with Hard Cock". Uh-huh... yeah... Oh, wait, and, what was that called again?

20 points to anyone who knows where this quote came from.

[fistgozinya]

Yeah, hello, this is RST Video, customer number 4352, I need to place an order. Okay, I need one each of the following tapes: "Whispers in the Wind", "To Each His Own", "Put It Where It Doesn't Belong", "My Pipes Need Cleaning", "All Tit-Fucking Volume 8", "I Need Your Cock", "Ass-Worshipping Rim-Jobbers", "My Cunt Needs Shafts", "Cum Clean", "Cum-Gargling Naked Sluts", "Cum Buns III", "Cumming in Socks", "Cum On Eileen", "Huge Black Cocks and Pearly White Cum", "Girls Who Crave Cock", "Girls Who Crave Cunt", "Men Alone II: the KY Connection", "Pink Pussy Lips", and, uh, oh yeah, "All Holes Filled with Hard Cock". Uh-huh... yeah... Oh, wait, and, what was that called again?

20 points to anyone who knows where this quote came from.

FROM CLERKS. Happy Scrappy Hero Pup!
wheres my points

[reidtheweed04]

you have to give it to those people, because they are pretty clever

[guitargod]

whats up with the posts n/a thing?

[PestControl]

Dr. Do Me
Wonka's Willy and the Hershey Highway
Daddy Does Dallas
I Love Loosely
Driving Mistress Daisy
Making Mona Moan
Knocking On Betty's Back Door
Group Therapy
The Dykes of Hazzard
Banging Brenda's Booty
Debbie Does Mars
Give the neighbours dog a bone
Guess What Mom? It Tasted Just Like Chicken!!!!
Half dressed man with a tool belt stops by
My 3 Plumbers
Pound For Pound
She Gargled It
Doing The American Tail
Good Girls Give Good Oral
Deep Sea Diving
Cherry Poppin Daddies
Big Mama's Cummin
Squeals, Moans, & Screams

[BiteMe]

whats up with the posts n/a thing?

This threads a year old...

[Indras]

Dude, I can't believe people forgot "Saving Ryan's Privates" (http://www.atomfilms.com/landing/landingIndex.jsp?id=atom_102&mature=accept)

[owensoccer]

Oh my, some of those are just bad.... very funny. I guess it gets some people's attention.

[spootinsteve]

whats that one with all those midgets?

oh yeah, Itty bitty gang bang

[Takeoff]

E-Three: The Extra Testicle

[loser-cake]

hahahahaha

[Nergal]

I just made this one up in my head.
Tit-tanic

[suckaditbit]

Men In Black Men
A-lad-in-a-lad
Pokahotass
Good Will Humping
Great Balls For Hire
A cock to lips now

[LordCalvert]

Sgt. Pecker's Lonely Hearts Club Gang Bang!!

[bonenator]

big gong schlongs in hong kong




fail, i know

[osiris]

Here's one that sounds like a porn movie:
XXX: State of the union.

Fail, most likely.

[SirWilliam]

and of course based on the movie anaconda "assaconda"

[SirWilliam]

And? Palmela Anderson is fine for me...

[SirWilliam]

as you reply to me from your computer...its a vicious cycle

[216]

Die Hard
Hot Fuzz

[SirWilliam]

clever...indeed kudos

[Edgecrusher]

Wow, that OP was fuckin' lame...

[XxCarbinexX]

"My Big Fat Greek Woody"

I lul'd

[Spider1]

Come On Eileen.

Yes, from Clerks.

[Hawbz]

Playmate of the apes "wha.. whats that.. " thats my cock"

lol ...actual quote

lolololz werd?

[Tosca]

Man. You have no life.