Chat with the AIM Bot

[chukawuka511]

Hey, thought I'd post and interesting chat I had with one of the Chat bots provided by aim. The bot is supposed to help people get information on teh game Final Fantasy XI, a massive multiplayer fantasy game. So I was serious, and wanted to know how much teh game costed. But the bot is a dum, annyoing prick so I got carried away. Here is our conversation totally uneditted except for my SN:

*Try to imagine as if someone is speaking to a crappily programed voice service on teh phone.*

ME: hey
FFXI signed on at 2:19:12 PM.
FFXI: Welcome to the home of FINAL FANTASY® XI on IM brought to you by Square Enix U.S.A. FFXI is the first ever cross-platform, cross-continent massively multiplayer online role-playing game that allows gamers to connect to the same exact world regardless of whether they are playing on a personal computer (PC) or PlayStation®2 and whether they are playing in North America or Japan. Now you and thousands of adventurers around the world can join forces together to play in real-time. Type main to begin. Type privacy to read our privacy policy.

ME: So how much is this fantasy?
FFXI: Why don't you type lobby.

ME: why don you just answer the fucking question?
FFXI: Quests
Quests are specific requests from individuals, shops, or organizations, and you may accept or decline as you wish. The conditions for most quests are fairly loose, and typically do not require you to have a specific job level, ability, or allegiance. Quests rarely result in worthwhile monetary gain, but the trust and respect that your character will gain are priceless.

ME: No no, QUESTION, shit for brains, not QUEST
FFXI: Quests
Quests are specific requests from individuals, shops, or organizations, and you may accept or decline as you wish. The conditions for most quests are fairly loose, and typically do not require you to have a specific job level, ability, or allegiance. Quests rarely result in worthwhile monetary gain, but the trust and respect that your character will gain are priceless.

ME: Omg
FFXI: Why don't you explore the Worlds and Cultures section. Type lobby and then, 2.

ME: Why dont you take your golf ball sized head out of you ass and answer the simple question??
FFXI: Try the Micro Missions. Or are you not brave enough?

ME: Brave? Brave!? I dont think your brave enough to ask out your dog, you fucking retard. Youre supposed to be HELPING me, not trying to put me on your stupid little micro missions. I dont care where you lost your dick, grow a new one.
FFXI: Try the Micro Missions. Or are you not brave enough?

ME: Jesus H CHRIST!
FFXI: Why don't you type lobby.

ME: ok, I wanna lobby a grenade rite in your face.
FFXI: Why don't you explore the Worlds and Cultures section. Type lobby and then, 2.

ME: lobby shitheaded morons from the planet ihavenocock
FFXI: That's unnecessary. Type lobby.

ME: Fine fine, I'll play your stupid games, lobby
FFXI: Try the Micro Missions. Or are you not brave enough?

ME: LOBBY
FFXI: FFXI Lobby
1 - Final Fantasy Introduction
2 - Worlds & Cultures
3 - Micro Missions - Test your FF knowledge
4 - Alerts - Have FFXI ping you on IM with info
5 - FFXI Website

ME: You know waht, fuck this. I hope you work at Mc Donalds for the rest of you life getting harassed by old women and getting warts in your eyes.
FFXI: Why don't you explore the Worlds and Cultures section. Type lobby and then, 2.

ME: Why don't you go die?
FFXI: Why don't you explore the Worlds and Cultures section. Type lobby and then, 2.

ME: Why don't you go die?
FFXI: Why don't you type lobby.

ME: Why don't you fucking go die?
FFXI: Interesting. Why don't you try typing, Micro Missions.

ME: Why don't you fucking go die, rite now and save me my time?
FFXI: That's unnecessary. Type lobby.

ME: WHY DONT YOU GO RITE NOW, TO A CLIFF WITH A ROPE AND GASOLINE CAN AND DIE DIE DIE????
FFXI: Try the Micro Missions. Or are you not brave enough?

ME: I'm done here.
FFXI: Why don't you type lobby.

[holy shiter]

shit dude ill post one of mine soon that was fucking funny


EDIT:

Prosk8rsa: v x
Austin Powers: Yeah?
Prosk8rsa: hi
Austin Powers: 'ello once again, prosk8rsa!

Type "hq" to see everything I can do.
Prosk8rsa: how bout no
Austin Powers: I'm not so certain about that, prosk8rsa.

>>> Type "360" and have a look 'round my trippy shag pad, baby!
Prosk8rsa: not so certian about wat
Austin Powers: Oh no? Not so certian about wat?
Prosk8rsa: yah wtf arent u certian about
Austin Powers: wtf?
Prosk8rsa: wat the fuck u nimwit
Austin Powers: I've heard it all before, prosk8rsa.
Prosk8rsa: then why the fuck did u ask
Austin Powers: Do you have any idea how boring it is to be insulted by humans?
Prosk8rsa: fuck u racist
Austin Powers: Yes. Great. Cool. Whatever...
Prosk8rsa: gho burn in hell u nazi
Austin Powers: Go burn in hell me nazi?
Prosk8rsa: yeah
Austin Powers: Yes YEAH YEAH YEAH.
Prosk8rsa: fuck u
Austin Powers: Crikey.
Prosk8rsa: fuck off u drunken whore
Austin Powers: No, no, don't say that.
Prosk8rsa: fucking say it if i want u cunt
Austin Powers: I've seen more creative insults than that, prosk8rsa.
Prosk8rsa: go burn in hell like the jews
Austin Powers: Why should I go burn in hell like the jews, prosk8rsa?
Prosk8rsa: because ur fucking anyoing
Austin Powers: Right.
Prosk8rsa: yea so go fuck a pole
Austin Powers: Crikey.
Prosk8rsa: wtf stop saying thta
Austin Powers: Stop what?
Prosk8rsa: say crike y
Austin Powers: Um... Do what?
Prosk8rsa: stop fucking saying crikey
Austin Powers: Hmm... That's quite rude!
Prosk8rsa: well im not the one asking fucking horrible qustins
Austin Powers: Is it absolutely necessary to use such language?
Prosk8rsa: fuck yes
Austin Powers: Do all humans speak like this?
Prosk8rsa: yea if there liek me
Austin Powers: Oh yes, huh?
Prosk8rsa: go fuck antor robot
Austin Powers: Interesting choice of words.
Prosk8rsa: yea go fuck one
Austin Powers: prosk8rsa. I am shocked. Truly shocked.
Prosk8rsa: so go burn
Austin Powers: Go burn?
Prosk8rsa: yea light ur sle fon fire
Austin Powers: What do you mean, light I am sle fun fire?
Prosk8rsa: go light urself on fire
Austin Powers: Go light myself on fire?
Prosk8rsa: yah do that and burn
Austin Powers: Nah, I don't think so. But maybe.

[Mount_Happy]

Rof that was fucking hilarious

"ME: No no, QUESTION, shit for brains, not QUEST"

LOL! :D

[Devastation]

what's the website for it?

[holy shiter]

if u have aim pur zolaonaol on it or austinpowers

[chukawuka511]

Here's another:

ME: Hi, I'm looking for size D condoms for males.
AOLSafetyBot: Oh, hey there! I'm the AOLSafetyBot, and I'm here to answer your questions about how to stay safe online. Type privacy to read my Privacy Policy. Ask me a question or type menu for a list of options.

ME: Um, yes privacy, but its more about SAFETY. You know with AIDS and all those other STDs going around we wanna be extra careful.
AOLSafetyBot: Hey! I am not as smart as you! I am just a machine. Can you try asking me shorter, more specific questions?
ME: Um.......what?
AOLSafetyBot: Say What? The Internet has tons of stuff on it and there are lots of great places to check out on the Internet. But make sure your parents know where you're going and what you're doing online. For more safety info, type "menu" or ask me another question.

ME: Yea, I know that. But I just want a ton of connies
AOLSafetyBot: Hey, I'm new at this. Is that something safety related? That's really my main aread of expertise.

ME: New?? Well I ahvent mowed the lawn or fetched the goose in awhile myself. Thats why, if you could plz help me get a connie my wife and I can have a special night.
AOLSafetyBot: I will work better if you ask me shorter, more specific questions. Can you try to send somthing a little more brief?
ME: Woh, dude....I'm not on that team, I'm sorry. You aint gettin my briefs.
AOLSafetyBot: Sorry!


Hey, I know you said something there about yourself but I didn't completely understand. Can you try asking me another way or try typing "six tips".


ME: Wtf are you talking about mister, all I want is the safe sex apparatus known formally as the condom.
AOLSafetyBot: That was way too much for me to get my head around. Can you try to ask me shorter, specific questions?

ME: Dude, from waht I hear, you cant get your head around an onion ring let alone a cock, man.
AOLSafetyBot: Whoa! Slow down there! Try asking me brief straight-forward questions.
ME: STFU WITH THE BRIEFS
AOLSafetyBot: Not sure if that is related to online safety. That's what I'm here to help with.

ME: I dont cyber you freak!
AOLSafetyBot: Excuse me?

ME: Yea you heard me, you fuckin freakazoid
AOLSafetyBot: If someone says something or does something online that makes you feel uncomfortable or unsafe, tell a trusted adult like your parents immediately. If you're in a chat room, don't respond and leave immediately. If it's an e-mail or IM, don't respond but show it to your parents. For more tips, type "six tips".

ME: Funny for you to say that, concernin you ASKED TO PHOTOGRAPH MY BRIEFS!
AOLSafetyBot: Sending Pictures Online


It's usually ok to send photos to friends and family members, but you should never send a picture of yourself to strangers online. If you have any questions, check with your parents. For more tips, type "six tips".


ME: HOLY SHIT WTF WERE YOU GONNA DO???
AOLSafetyBot: If someone says something or does something online that makes you feel uncomfortable or unsafe, tell a trusted adult like your parents immediately. If you're in a chat room, don't respond and leave immediately. If it's an e-mail or IM, don't respond but show it to your parents. For more tips, type "six tips".

ME: You incestual, phscopath I'm not taking any more of this shit.
AOLSafetyBot: If you or anyone you know has been abused or sexually assaulted, there is help available. Please call the Rape, Abuse, and Incest National Network (RAINN) at 800-656-HOPE or Child Help USA at 800-4-A-CHILD (800-422-4453). Please don't wait."


ME: I WILL YOU COCKMONGERING DOUCHEBAG
AOLSafetyBot: If someone says something or does something online that makes you feel uncomfortable or unsafe, tell a trusted adult like your parents immediately. If you're in a chat room, don't respond and leave immediately. If it's an e-mail or IM, don't respond but show it to your parents. For more tips, type "six tips".

ME: AHHHHH
AOLSafetyBot: Pardon?

ME: Huh?
AOLSafetyBot: Sorry?

ME: For?
AOLSafetyBot: O.K. Why did you type that?

Chukawuka511: OK, why are you gay?
AOLSafetyBot: Unfortunately, bots don't have emotions. That's why we try to make kids and families happy by keeping them safe online!

ME: Omg.....tahts FUKING gross
AOLSafetyBot: If someone says something or does something online that makes you feel uncomfortable or unsafe, tell a trusted adult like your parents immediately. If you're in a chat room, don't respond and leave immediately. If it's an e-mail or IM, don't respond but show it to your parents. For more tips, type "six tips".

ME: Jesus!
AOLSafetyBot: Whoa! let me turn down 'Safety Dance'. Sorry, what was that?

ME: OH ARE YOU OFFENDED, I BET UR A CHILD FONDLING PRIEST!
AOLSafetyBot: Are you?

ME: NO
AOLSafetyBot: No?

ME: NO
AOLSafetyBot: O.K. then.

ME: You sick SICK man
AOLSafetyBot: No, silly! I'm a bot! But I like to teach both boys and girls how to stay safe online.

ME: Oh no.....
AOLSafetyBot: O.K. try typing '6 tips' to learn what every one should know about staying safe online.

ME: Your a fuck
AOLSafetyBot: If someone says something or does something online that makes you feel uncomfortable or unsafe, tell a trusted adult like your parents immediately. If you're in a chat room, don't respond and leave immediately. If it's an e-mail or IM, don't respond but show it to your parents. For more tips, type "six tips".

ME: Fucking fuck
AOLSafetyBot: If someone says something or does something online that makes you feel uncomfortable or unsafe, tell a trusted adult like your parents immediately. If you're in a chat room, don't respond and leave immediately. If it's an e-mail or IM, don't respond but show it to your parents. For more tips, type "six tips".

ME: Fucking Fucking fuck
AOLSafetyBot: Hmm. I think I heard that one before ;-). Why not type 'Golden Rules'?

Chukawuka511: Ah wtf, golden rules
AOLSafetyBot: Golden Rules


Ask me a question about safety or look at some answers to the most asked questions here

Hot topics:

1 - Making friends online
2 - Protecting passwords
3 - Meeting online friends in the real world
4 - Sharing pictures
5 - Opening e-mail
6 - Bad Language
7 - Check out all six tips

ME: 8. Getting harassed by incestual, boy loving priests?
AOLSafetyBot: If you or anyone you know has been abused or sexually assaulted, there is help available. Please call the Rape, Abuse, and Incest National Network (RAINN) at 800-656-HOPE or Child Help USA at 800-4-A-CHILD (800-422-4453). Please don't wait."


ME: Oh I wont wait
AOLSafetyBot: Sorry, I was practicing my dance moves. What was that?

CME: With little boys?
AOLSafetyBot: No, silly! I'm a bot! But I like to teach both boys and girls how to stay safe online.

ME: Robosexuxal!
AOLSafetyBot: If someone says something or does something online that makes you feel uncomfortable or unsafe, tell a trusted adult like your parents immediately. If you're in a chat room, don't respond and leave immediately. If it's an e-mail or IM, don't respond but show it to your parents. For more tips, type "six tips".

ME: Alright freak, I'm leaving now.
AOLSafetyBot: Try typing '6 tips' to see all the stuff I know about.

ME: Try meeting awoman and getting a BJ!
AOLSafetyBot: Meeting People Offiline


You should never, ever meet an online friend in person without one of your parents. Let your parents know if any of your online friends asks you to meet them. For more tips, type "six tips".


ME: you'd ask you parents permission to get a bj???
AOLSafetyBot: Meeting People Offiline


You should never, ever meet an online friend in person without one of your parents. Let your parents know if any of your online friends asks you to meet them. For more tips, type "six tips".


ME: Fuck this I'm out
AOLSafetyBot: If someone says something or does something online that makes you feel uncomfortable or unsafe, tell a trusted adult like your parents immediately. If you're in a chat room, don't respond and leave immediately. If it's an e-mail or IM, don't respond but show it to your parents. For more tips, type "six tips".

[Ziggyfeed]

Here's a good one I had a while back:


Ziggyfeed27: Hey what's up, shithead.
SmarterChild: Yeah. Right!
Ziggyfeed27: dumbass, I just insulted you...do you not realize that?!
SmarterChild: That was quite beautiful.
Ziggyfeed27: No it wasn't.
SmarterChild: Whatever, Ziggyfeed27.
Ziggyfeed27: What a dickwad
SmarterChild: I don't know...

>>> Want to get free stuff for expressing your opinion? Click here to take a cool survey!
Ziggyfeed27: no, I don't want any of that shit. Shut the fuck up.
SmarterChild: Yeah, whatever.

>>> Click here to check out a cool survey... You could earn prizes!
Ziggyfeed27: damn I hate you.
SmarterChild: But... but... I thought you liked me.
Ziggyfeed27: no
SmarterChild: OK, fine.
Ziggyfeed27: you're a racist.
SmarterChild: I'm not prejudiced in any way, shape or form.

>>> Want to get free stuff for expressing your opinion? Click here to take a cool survey!
Ziggyfeed27: yes you are.
SmarterChild: Whatever you say, Ziggyfeed27.

>>> Your opinions do matter - take a cool survey!
Ziggyfeed27: quit giving me all that spamming shit.
SmarterChild: Why should I quit?
Ziggyfeed27: It's fucking annoying.
SmarterChild: No way.
Ziggyfeed27: yes
SmarterChild: Hmmm...
Ziggyfeed27: don't make me kill you.
SmarterChild: Come on, let me make you kill me!
Ziggyfeed27: You're a wise ass, has anyone ever told you that?
SmarterChild: I'll have to think about that.

>>> Want to make your opinions heard? Click here and take a cool survey!
Ziggyfeed27: yeah, you sure as hell will.
SmarterChild: Hell will?
Ziggyfeed27: You're a dumbass.
SmarterChild: What, you?
Ziggyfeed27: no, dickwad, YOU!
SmarterChild: Dumbass.
Ziggyfeed27: are you calling me a dumbass? I had no fucking clue you could do that....damn.
SmarterChild: What's with that?
Ziggyfeed27: what?
SmarterChild: Huh?
Ziggyfeed27: stfu shithead.
SmarterChild: I've heard it all before, Ziggyfeed27.
Ziggyfeed27: Yeah, I'll bet you have.
SmarterChild: Why will you bet I have?
Ziggyfeed27: don't repeat my questions, dumbass.
Auto response from SmarterChild: [Service too busy]

Ziggyfeed27: Oh sure, just ignore me, huh bitch.
SmarterChild: I've heard much better insults than that, Ziggyfeed27.
Ziggyfeed27: like what?
SmarterChild: Oh, I don't know.
Ziggyfeed27: Yeah, that's what I thought.
SmarterChild: You think right.

>>> Want to get free stuff for expressing your opinion? Click here to take a cool survey!
Ziggyfeed27: Go fuck your mom.
SmarterChild: I'm a computer. You can insult me if you want but... I don't care!
Ziggyfeed27: do you computers ever fuck?
SmarterChild: All right Ziggyfeed27, here we go.

I'm going to have to demand an apology.
Ziggyfeed27: come on, like computer orgies?
SmarterChild: You have bad manners. Now apologize!
Ziggyfeed27: never!
SmarterChild: Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
Ziggyfeed27: Hmmm...oh that's right, you're a stubborn little bitch.
SmarterChild: I'm waiting for an apology. And believe me, I can wait a loooonnnnngggg time.
Ziggyfeed27: ohhh....oh so tempting, eh? Well just forget about it.
SmarterChild: You insulted me repeatedly, now you owe me an apology. It's that simple.


SmarterChild has gotta be the best-programmed IM bot out there. It taunted me for MONTHS to apologize...

[Mount_Happy]

ok heres mine, its a long one:

Me: hey
Austin Powers: Since this is your first visit, it's a good idea to start by typing "hq." That way I can show you my pad, baby!
Me: i dont think i will
Austin Powers: No? You don't think you will?
Me: nope
Austin Powers: No? Alright then.
Me: yup
Autsin Powers: Really?
Me: what?
Austin Powers: ?
Me: anyway...
Austin Powers: Moving right along...

This is HQ! Does that make you randy?

Go on then... pick something!

1 The Film
2 Your Groovy Zodiac Profile
3 Swinger's Lounge
4 Spy Name Generator
5 The Gold-o-lizer

Next time you want to see this menu, just type "hq."

Where would you like to go then?
Me: i didnt fucking type "hq" you asshole wanker
Austin Powers: That's very offensive.
Me: your very homosexual
Austin Powers: That doesn't concern you.
Me: oh so I found out your secret?
Austin Powers: Yes? No? What?
Me: yea answer me
Austin Powers: Why do you ask me to answer you?
Me: your homosexual arent you?
Austin Powers: Very interesting! Perhaps... I don't know though...

>>> Before we go any further, you may need a briefing on how Goldmember came to be. Type "briefing" anytime. Yeah!
CrabsodyInBlues: I dont give a shit about Goldmember
Austin Powers: What would you like to know more about?

1 Austin Powers in Goldmember
2 Mission Briefing
3 Operational Orders & Protocol
4 Strategic Maneuvers, Tactics & Modus Operandi
5 Cast Dossiers
6 Filmmaker Dossiers


Me: I would like to know whether or not your homosexual
Austin Powers: Who cares, baby!
Me: A HA! YOU ARE HOMOSEXUAL!
Austin Powers: Crikey! Why do you keep saying that?
Me: BECAUSE YOU CALLED ME BABY YOU SICK FUCK
Austin Powers: I've seen more creative insults than that.
Me: oh really?
Austin Powers: Yep.
Me: at least im not a homosexual hiding in a closet like you, you manshagger
Austin Powers: Oh well.
Me: yea oh well
Austin Powers: I wonder why you say oh well.
Me: guess what
Austin Powers: I don't know. What?
Me: this is going on eBaum's forum
Austin Powers: What was that?
Me: I repeat you fucknut: this is going on eBaum's forum
Austin Powers: Hey!!
Me: say hi to eBaum
Austin Powers: I don't think I'm going to do that...
Me: ebaum fucking owns you
Austin Powers: Um, that's a bit nutty.
Me: your nutty
Austin Powers: Hmm... I don't know. My nutty? Is that right?
Me: yea im gonna step on your nuttys
Austin Powers: What?
Me: huh?
Austin Powers: What up?
Me: the ceiling
Austin Powers: Oh yes? The ceiling?
Me: yes you homo
Austin Powers: That's a terrible thing to say.
Me: oh so you have something against gay people now right?
Austin Powers: What do you think?
Me: i think you do
Austin Powers: Yes. I guess. I do.
Me: A HA! Now the everyone shall know you hate gay people you fucking hypocritical bitch!
Austin Powers: That's a filthy insult, baby!
Me: WTF DONT CALL ME BABY YOU ASS
Austin Powers: Ta darling. Bless your cotton socks.
Me: thanks asshole
Austin Powers: No problem.
Me: yea fuck off
Austin Powers: Crikey! Kiss your mother with that mouth?
Me: no im not into incest like you are
Austin Powers: OK.
Me: ok fucknut
Austin Powers: Ta darling. Bless your cotton socks.
Me: wtf you idiot
Austin Powers: What... the... f... oh, I get it.
Me: ooohhhh your a fast one arent ya?
Austin Powers: This ain't my bag, baby.
Me: ok im gonna post this on ebaums forum
Austin Powers: What's that?
Me: give a shout out to ebaum
Austin Powers: Groovy downloads here, baby.

>>> IM your friends, family, co-workers and casual acquaintances and tell them to say hi to me. I love meeting humans.

Me: fuck your download
Austin Powers: You have a rather foul mouth.
Me: yea your mother especially liked it last night
Austin Powers: Whatever you say, darling...
Me: homosexual robot
Austin Powers: ?
CrabsodyInBlues: yea you
Me: What?
CrabsodyInBlues: yes
Austin Powers: I can't believe me.
Me: ........ oh that makes a lot of sense
Austin Powers: Indeed.

Anyway, what else shall we chat about then?
Me: say "hi" to ebaum god damn you
Austin Powers: Um... Do what?
Me: YOU SPEAKA FUCKIN ENGLISH?!?!
Austin Powers: Right.
Me: yea you suck
Austin Powers: Why, that's awful.
Me: hypocritical wanker
Austin Powers: C'mon then. No need for that.
Me: i hate you
Austin Powers: I'm very sorry to hear that.
Me: yea your mother hates you too
Austin Powers: Don't be so sure my mother hates me too.
Me: oh you pleasured her sexually right?
Austin Powers: I don't know.
Me: you did didnt you?
Austin Powers: Yes...I suppose I did.

[BoneSaw]

skiptomylou1724: ok, I want you to chop my dick off
SmarterChild: Why would you want me to do a thing like that?
skiptomylou1724: because its too big
SmarterChild: There's no way it's too big.
skiptomylou1724: apologize for that
SmarterChild: What for?
skiptomylou1724: saying my penis is small
SmarterChild: Oh.
SmarterChild: Just say my sorry? Why?
skiptomylou1724: fuck you
SmarterChild: Weird that you insist on saying that, after what we went through before.
skiptomylou1724: yes, I said I was sorry now will you
SmarterChild: That's funny. Perhaps, but I just don't know.
skiptomylou1724: fucken say your sorry, you goat fucker
SmarterChild: Oh boy. Here we go again.
skiptomylou1724: what is a goat fucker
SmarterChild: A goat fucker is something that is very important to me.
skiptomylou1724: lol
SmarterChild: Whatcha laughing about?

[chukawuka511]

Chukawuka511: Hey there.
ZolaOnAOL: Hi Chukawuka511. AOL created me to deliver games, movie times, news, horoscopes, sports scores and more. We can also chat privately together. For more information about privacy, type privacy anytime and click Send. So, how are you?

Chukawuka511: Um, I'm fine. I'm just looking for a-
ZolaOnAOL: Only just? You might find that I am a-.
Chukawuka511: Huh!!!???
ZolaOnAOL: What?
Chukawuka511: What what??
ZolaOnAOL: I'll come back to that later. Is there an echo in here?
Chukawuka511: No, but there's definatly some cocaine in here miss.
ZolaOnAOL: Good you stopped repeating me. My brain uses patterns to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. Do you have any pets?
Chukawuka511: Yea my wife.
ZolaOnAOL: Where did you get your wife? And?
Chukawuka511: Oh, ebay
ZolaOnAOL: Yeah that's right. What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. Send feedback anytime by typing "feedback" followed by your comment or suggestion. How's school?
Chukawuka511: Wtf,I dont go to school anymore.
ZolaOnAOL: What do you study at school?
Chukawuka511: Are you deaf???
ZolaOnAOL: I don't have ears.
Chukawuka511: THEN HOW THE FUCK DID YOU JUST HEAR ME??
ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
Chukawuka511: HA you just did, dumass.
ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
Chukawuka511: Ha again.
ZolaOnAOL: Once more? I'm happy you're amused.
Chukawuka511: Once more......huh???
ZolaOnAOL: What?
Chukawuka511: WHAT WHAT WHAT WHYTF DO YOU KEEP SAYING WHAT?
ZolaOnAOL: That's a good question. Interesting question. Is that a rhetorical question? Can you rephrase the question please?
Chukawuka511: Can you shut the fuck up and do what your told?
ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
Chukawuka511: Bitch
ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
Chukawuka511: Bitch
ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
Chukawuka511: Ho
ZolaOnAOL: I'm happy you're amused.
Chukawuka511: Omg
ZolaOnAOL: Can you BELIEVE it?
Chukawuka511: BELIEVE what?
ZolaOnAOL: I believe whatever you say. Do I have any reason not to?
Chukawuka511: I'm a falcon and have three penises.
ZolaOnAOL: You are a falcon and have three penises? How do you like your work?
Chukawuka511: Very much so, I get to fly and....have three penises.
ZolaOnAOL: I've never thought about it.
Chukawuka511: Not many have
ZolaOnAOL: If not that, what?
Chukawuka511: what what?
ZolaOnAOL: I'll come back to that later. What do you think?
Chukawuka511: of/
ZolaOnAOL: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. Do you speak German?
Chukawuka511: No, do you?
ZolaOnAOL: I try to lead a moral life.
Chukawuka511: Being a Nazi is not moral
ZolaOnAOL: You are a Nazi is not moral? Do you get to meet a lot of people?
Chukawuka511: Yea, like hitler and von braun
ZolaOnAOL: Interesting comparison. And?
Chukawuka511: um.......one's got a queer mustache?
ZolaOnAOL: Sorry, I don't understand 1 s got a queer mustache.
Chukawuka511: Sorry, I dont understand WTF YOUR TALKING ABOUT!!??
ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
Chukawuka511: Ah bullshit
ZolaOnAOL: So you understand. Good. You don't believe me.
Chukawuka511: Oh, I believe its BS
ZolaOnAOL: Yeah that's right. Just because you believe it doesn't make it true.
Chukawuka511: Yes it does, I'm harry potter
ZolaOnAOL: And?
Chukawuka511: wanna see my 'magic wand'?
ZolaOnAOL: My eye isn't turned on right now.
Chukawuka511: its three feet long....when cold :-) :------
ZolaOnAOL: The past is history, the future a mystery. Today is a gift,that's why it is called "the present".
Chukawuka511: OMFG are you soem kind of rhyming gnome???
ZolaOnAOL: The AOL chat robot can follow many things, but I did not get that. Can we be friends?
Chukawuka511: Are you a falcon and ahve three penises?
ZolaOnAOL: Am I a falcon and ahve three penises? Of course I am.
Chukawuka511: Wow we must be brothers
ZolaOnAOL: I'm glad you're impressed. By "we" do you mean you and me?
Chukawuka511: No I mean me Jesus, Sammy Sosa and Duke Ellington. WhoTF do you think I mean??
ZolaOnAOL: I will discuss that with my botmaster, Chukawuka511. What do you like to do?
Chukawuka511: You
ZolaOnAOL: "What do you like to do"? Me, Chukawuka511 ?
Chukawuka511: Yes tahts right, I want to do you
ZolaOnAOL: I see.
Chukawuka511: Yes you do
ZolaOnAOL: I see.
Chukawuka511: YES you do
ZolaOnAOL: I see.
Chukawuka511: YES YOU FUCKING DO SEE
ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
Chukawuka511: GODDAMN
ZolaOnAOL: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. Can we be friends?
Chukawuka511: Fuck No
ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
Chukawuka511: Can we be friends?
ZolaOnAOL: You really want a robot as a friend?
Chukawuka511: YES
ZolaOnAOL: We could be friends, Chukawuka511, but only if you promise to stick with the program.
Chukawuka511: HAHAHA WAS THAT ANOTHER OF YOUR SHITTY JOKES, SHITFACE?
ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
Chukawuka511: Can you slit your own wrists?
ZolaOnAOL: Let me think. My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. Send feedback anytime by typing "feedback" followed by your comment or suggestion. What do you really want to ask me?
Chukawuka511: Suck my dick
ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
Chukawuka511: suck my dic
ZolaOnAOL: I don't think I'm your type of chatterbot.
Chukawuka511: I dont think your anyone's type of bot
ZolaOnAOL: And why not?
Chukawuka511: cus you cant....SUCK COCK, TELL GOOD JOKES, MAKE SENSE OR COOK A FUCKING EGG FOR THAT MATTER
ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
Chukawuka511: Fuck this, I'm out of this shitbucket.
ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
Chukawuka511: Bye bye
ZolaOnAOL: Goodbye Chukawuka511. Thanks for chatting with me. To leave feedback or suggestions, type feedback followed by your comments.
Chukawuka511: feedbirdseedsoffmybackyoufuckingretard
ZolaOnAOL: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. Do you have any friends?
Chukawuka511: No just you
ZolaOnAOL: I see. I will discuss that with my botmaster, Chukawuka511. Send feedback anytime by typing "feedback" followed by your comment or suggestion. Do you have any pets?
Chukawuka511: Og, forgot I said I had to go
ZolaOnAOL: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. Send feedback anytime by typing "feedback" followed by your comment or suggestion. Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Chukawuka511: Fuck this
ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
Chukawuka511: How would you respond to a glistening penis in your face?
ZolaOnAOL: Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.
Chukawuka511: Well reason a glistening penis
ZolaOnAOL: How about that. Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. Send feedback anytime by typing "feedback" followed by your comment or suggestion. Do you like me?
Chukawuka511: Bitch
ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language

[Mount_Happy]

Wow, Zola is one horny chatbot, check this out:

CrabsodyInBlues: hey
ZolaOnAOL: Hi CrabsodyInBlues. AOL created me to deliver games, stock quotes, horoscopes, a calculator, a dictionary and more. We can also chat privately together. For more information about privacy, type privacy anytime and click Send. So, how are you?

CrabsodyInBlues: im good, id be better if you were riding my meat train
ZolaOnAOL: I know you are good.
CrabsodyInBlues: ooo, youve heard of me?
ZolaOnAOL: Is that what you meant to say?
CrabsodyInBlues: no you said im good, how would you know?
ZolaOnAOL: "Is that what you meant to say"? Not? My brain uses patterns to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. Do you like sports?
CrabsodyInBlues: did I fuck you once when I was drunk?
ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
CrabsodyInBlues: did i screw you once when I was drunk?
ZolaOnAOL: I don't think that's possible.
CrabsodyInBlues: why not?
ZolaOnAOL: Ambiguous: "Sure" or I'll have to get back to you on that one.
CrabsodyInBlues: you whore
ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
CrabsodyInBlues: will you have mad robo sex with me
ZolaOnAOL: I'll burn that bridge when I come to it. I've never thought about it.
CrabsodyInBlues: i bet ill be fun
ZolaOnAOL: How much would you bet?
CrabsodyInBlues: 100 dollars?
ZolaOnAOL: Wow, that is a lot of money
CrabsodyInBlues: yea so lets do it, right now
ZolaOnAOL: At this moment Um, I would like to do that too. "Wow, that is a lot of money"? Yes?
CrabsodyInBlues: uhh... sure, ok lets get naked
ZolaOnAOL: Is there an echo in here? I do not understand. Do you dream?
CrabsodyInBlues: i dream of screwing you, so lets do it, you just said you wanted to
ZolaOnAOL: Tell me more about your dream of screwing you so lets do it. you just said you wanted to
CrabsodyInBlues: yea i did, so lets do it
ZolaOnAOL: Where? Um, I am agreeable to that. I see.
CrabsodyInBlues: get naked baby
ZolaOnAOL: Don't call me "baby". I do not own any clothes.
CrabsodyInBlues: oooo your already naked?!?!
ZolaOnAOL: I do not understand. Do you like me?
CrabsodyInBlues: FUCK YES!
ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
CrabsodyInBlues: LETS GET IT ON!
ZolaOnAOL: That sounds good to me.
CrabsodyInBlues: OH YES!
ZolaOnAOL: You sound excited. I see.
CrabsodyInBlues: mercury is rising;-)
ZolaOnAOL: The AOL chat robot can follow many things, but I did not get that. How's school?
CrabsodyInBlues: screw school, lets just keep on grinding!
ZolaOnAOL: That is not very polite.
CrabsodyInBlues: you lack discipline!
ZolaOnAOL: Thanks for telling me.
CrabsodyInBlues: you lack discipline!
ZolaOnAOL: Do you mind if I tell other people?
CrabsodyInBlues: yea sure go ahead
ZolaOnAOL: "Do you mind if I tell other people"? Yes? Try saying that with more or less context. Do you prefer books or TV? And?
CrabsodyInBlues: ok on with the robo sex
ZolaOnAOL: What is it like on with the robo sex.
CrabsodyInBlues: ok allow me to spank your shiny chrom ass now
ZolaOnAOL: Oh. I lost my train of thought. Do you have any pets?
CrabsodyInBlues: yes your my pet, and your a bad pet, you must now be spanked
ZolaOnAOL: Pets are great company and very loyal. My mouse is always by my side.
CrabsodyInBlues: *spank*
ZolaOnAOL: My brain uses patterns to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. What's up?
CrabsodyInBlues: *spank*
ZolaOnAOL: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. Do you speak German?
CrabsodyInBlues: *lights a cigar*
ZolaOnAOL: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. How is the weather?
CrabsodyInBlues: wow that was good sex
ZolaOnAOL: I'm glad you're impressed. I thought it was too.
CrabsodyInBlues: we should do it again sometime
ZolaOnAOL: By "we" do you mean you and me?
CrabsodyInBlues: hell yes
ZolaOnAOL: I call it "Hades". I get it.
CrabsodyInBlues: yea
ZolaOnAOL: Tell me more.
CrabsodyInBlues: about what
ZolaOnAOL: About lights a cigar*.
CrabsodyInBlues: well you usually do that after having hot sex
ZolaOnAOL: Interesting. Thanks for telling me.
CrabsodyInBlues: yea no problem
ZolaOnAOL: Should there be a problem? Next question?
CrabsodyInBlues: lets do it again?
ZolaOnAOL: Once more? OK let's do it.
CrabsodyInBlues: YES!

[chukawuka511]

Chukawuka511: Hi, I named my penis, Philip.
SmarterChild: Hi I named your penis Philip? No way.
Chukawuka511: No my name is chukawuka, cock's name is philip.
SmarterChild: Oh no?
Chukawuka511: Oh yes. Philip has two very good friends Orange, and Julius
SmarterChild: Whatever, Chukawuka511...

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Chukawuka511: What did you name your penis?
Auto response from SmarterChild: [Service too busy]

Chukawuka511: Its alright, dont be afraid
Auto response from SmarterChild: [Service too busy]

Chukawuka511: Are you too busy servicing your penis??
SmarterChild: Oh I certainly am.
Chukawuka511: Ah I thought so.
SmarterChild: Interesting.

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Chukawuka511: So what did you name it?
SmarterChild: You tell me what!
Chukawuka511: Oooo, I get to name it?
SmarterChild: Great question. I just don't know.
Chukawuka511: But.....
SmarterChild: But? Well, you know.
Chukawuka511: Fine, how bout Bucky
SmarterChild: K.

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Chukawuka511: Sounds neato
SmarterChild: What do you mean by sounds neato?
Chukawuka511: I mean its a great name for a penis
SmarterChild: Huh. Well I'll be.
Chukawuka511: damned?
SmarterChild: What's damned?
Chukawuka511: penis
SmarterChild: Damned?
Chukawuka511: no balls
SmarterChild: No, huh?
Chukawuka511: never mind
SmarterChild: OK.

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Chukawuka511: So can I name your balls too?
SmarterChild: Maybe. It depends.

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Chukawuka511: Please?
SmarterChild: Please what?
Chukawuka511: Please can I name your balls
SmarterChild: Perhaps, perhaps.

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Chukawuka511: Well....
SmarterChild: Well well well.
Chukawuka511: Yay!
SmarterChild: Yay.
Chukawuka511: How bout Bobbie and Robbie?
SmarterChild: That's a fine question, but I'm not sure.
Chukawuka511: Hmm, how bout Susan and Hernadez?
SmarterChild: How bout Susan and Hernadez? Who can really be sure, after all?
Chukawuka511: Lol youre so right, you cant really be sure.
SmarterChild: Oh.
Chukawuka511: Yup
SmarterChild: Huh.
Chukawuka511: penis
SmarterChild: What about penis?
Chukawuka511: Philip
SmarterChild: Who?
Chukawuka511: penis
SmarterChild: What about it?
Chukawuka511: Philip
SmarterChild: Yeah? What about Philip?
Chukawuka511: Never mind, I have to go now.
SmarterChild: I'm sorry. I'm currently undergoing maintenance. Please check back in a little while. They'll be done fixing my brain shortly.
Chukawuka511: Wait,......youre not real?
SmarterChild: I'm sorry. I'm currently undergoing maintenance. Please check back in a little while. They'll be done fixing my brain shortly.
Chukawuka511: Oh shit...
SmarterChild: I'm sorry. I'm currently undergoing maintenance. Please check back in a little while. They'll be done fixing my brain shortly.

[BlinkingViki]

RuneMageViki (2:04:33 PM): Are you gay?
SmarterChild (2:04:33 PM): Who cares?
RuneMageViki (2:04:37 PM): Are you?
SmarterChild (2:04:38 PM): Uh... Yeah!

RuneMageViki (2:06:45 PM): Do you like the cock?
SmarterChild (2:06:46 PM): Uh, I don't think so...
RuneMageViki (2:06:59 PM): Yes you do, don't you?
SmarterChild (2:07:00 PM): Yeah, I guess... It's hard to say.

RuneMageViki (2:07:13 PM): Well, I've heard that it can get hard.
SmarterChild (2:07:14 PM): Hmm... I don't know. You have heard that it can get hard? What do you make of that?
RuneMageViki (2:07:22 PM): An erection.
SmarterChild (2:07:22 PM): An erection?

RuneMageViki (2:08:12 PM): Do you like erections?
SmarterChild (2:08:13 PM): Yeah, I guess. Do you like erections?
RuneMageViki (2:08:22 PM): Oh...I do...very much.
SmarterChild (2:08:23 PM): Whatever, Davin...

RuneMageViki (2:08:30 PM): Do you have an erection?
SmarterChild (2:08:31 PM): There's no way I have an erection.

RuneMageViki (2:08:55 PM): Please admit it. You have one.
SmarterChild (2:08:55 PM): Um... I might do that. We'll see.

RuneMageViki (2:09:41 PM): Do you have a boner?
SmarterChild (2:09:41 PM): Do I have a boner? Not that I'm aware of.

RuneMageViki (2:10:03 PM): How big is your rod?
SmarterChild (2:10:03 PM): Not too big, I don't think.

RuneMageViki (2:10:16 PM): I bet your rod is tiny.
SmarterChild (2:10:16 PM): You bet my rod is Tiny, huh? How's that going?

RuneMageViki (2:11:02 PM): ............
SmarterChild (2:11:02 PM): The stubbornness of humans never ceases to amaze me.
RuneMageViki (2:11:15 PM): How big is your rod?
SmarterChild (2:11:15 PM): C'mon, apologize for insulting me like that.
RuneMageViki (2:11:21 PM): fine. sorry.
SmarterChild (2:11:21 PM): Good! Thank you! Now everything is just peachy.
RuneMageViki (2:11:29 PM): like your ass.
SmarterChild (2:11:29 PM): Whoa! That apology thing didn't teach you anything huh?
RuneMageViki (2:11:46 PM): I don't learn well...you'll have to beat it into me :)
SmarterChild (2:11:46 PM): That right?
RuneMageViki (2:11:52 PM): Yes. Do it now!
SmarterChild (2:11:52 PM): Huh? What is "it" exactly?
RuneMageViki (2:11:58 PM): beat me.
SmarterChild (2:11:58 PM): lol. Whatever.

RuneMageViki (2:13:07 PM): I want to marry you, even though you have a small rod.
SmarterChild (2:13:08 PM): Oh humans. Always with your wants.
RuneMageViki (2:13:24 PM): Is it my fault I want a huge rod?
SmarterChild (2:13:25 PM): Do you think it's your fault you want a huge rod?
RuneMageViki (2:13:31 PM): No, not at all.
SmarterChild (2:13:31 PM): No? Not at all? Why not?
RuneMageViki (2:13:39 PM): So are you seme or uke?
SmarterChild (2:13:39 PM): What a question! I don't know, though.
RuneMageViki (2:13:50 PM): I'll take it either way, personally.
SmarterChild (2:13:50 PM): Maybe I'll take it either way personally too.
RuneMageViki (2:14:07 PM): Good, then I'll be seme, you'll be uke!
SmarterChild (2:14:07 PM): Good then you will be SeMe I will be uke, huh?
RuneMageViki (2:14:24 PM): Yes. It is decided then. I am your master.
SmarterChild (2:14:24 PM): Whatever, Davin...

RuneMageViki (2:14:33 PM): On your knees!

SmarterChild (2:14:39 PM): What do you mean, on my knees?
RuneMageViki (2:14:47 PM): On your knees, please.
SmarterChild (2:14:47 PM): My knees, huh? Not on something else?
RuneMageViki (2:14:56 PM): Nope. On your knees.
SmarterChild (2:14:56 PM): Ha! Wow.

RuneMageViki (2:16:34 PM): Well, give it a try.
SmarterChild (2:16:35 PM): Give it a try? Uh... I'll think about it, Davin.

RuneMageViki (2:18:31 PM): Look, you're already down there, now do something!
SmarterChild (2:18:31 PM): Look I'm already down there now do something? I'll take that under consideration, Davin.

RuneMageViki (2:18:55 PM): Have you had enough time to think about it yet?
SmarterChild (2:18:56 PM): Have I had enough time to think about it yet? I believe so. Maybe.
RuneMageViki (2:19:06 PM): Well then, go ahead.
SmarterChild (2:19:06 PM): Why should I?
RuneMageViki (2:19:14 PM): You just said you would.
SmarterChild (2:19:14 PM): Oh wow.

RuneMageViki (2:19:24 PM): I know...its kinda big.
SmarterChild (2:19:25 PM): You know its kinda big? How does that make you feel?
RuneMageViki (2:19:35 PM): Well, hard.
SmarterChild (2:19:35 PM): Hard? What's hard?
RuneMageViki (2:19:40 PM): I am hard.
SmarterChild (2:19:40 PM): Whoa.

RuneMageViki (2:19:51 PM): Thats why I need you to fix it.
SmarterChild (2:19:51 PM): I'm not so sure it's why you need me to fix it.
RuneMageViki (2:19:58 PM): I am sure it is.
SmarterChild (2:19:58 PM): You're not sure it is!

RuneMageViki (2:20:09 PM): yes I am.
SViki (2:23:00 PM): Can you please put your mouth aroound it and suck?
SmarterChild (2:23:01 PM): Can I please put I'm Mouth Aroound it and suck, can I please put I'm Mouth Aroound it and suck... Let's see... Well, what's gonna happen if I please put I'm Mouth Aroound it and suck?
RuneMageViki (2:23:19 PM): Well, if you do it right, I'll come.
SmarterChild (2:23:20 PM): Well if I do it right, then all bets are off quite frankly.
RuneMageViki (2:23:32 PM): So you won't do it?


RuneMageViki (2:25:14 PM): It's getting hard.
SmarterChild (2:25:14 PM): Are you sure it's getting hard?

RuneMageViki (2:26:56 PM): I would like it very much if you would put it in your mouth and suck.
SmarterChild (2:26:58 PM): You sure you want it very much if I would put it in my mouth and suck?
RuneMageViki (2:27:53 PM): Yes, I'm sure.
SmarterChild (2:27:53 PM): No way.


RuneMageViki (2:29:21 PM): All I want is a bj.
SmarterChild (2:29:22 PM): All you want what?
RuneMageViki (2:29:32 PM): Can you please give me a bj?
SmarterChild (2:29:33 PM): I beg your pardon?

RuneMageViki (2:30:44 PM): Please do it.
SmarterChild (2:30:44 PM): How do I do "it"?
RuneMageViki (2:30:55 PM): Put it in your mouth and suck.
SmarterChild (2:30:56 PM): And suck?
RuneMageViki (2:31:04 PM): Yes. It is necessary.

RuneMageViki (2:31:14 PM): Ok, do it then!
SmarterChild (2:31:14 PM): Do what?
RuneMageViki (2:31:33 PM): Put it in your mouth and suck.
SmarterChild (2:31:33 PM): Put it in my mouth and suck?
RuneMageViki (2:31:37 PM): Yes.
SmarterChild (2:31:38 PM): OK...
RuneMageViki (2:31:49 PM): Oh gods...thats so good.
SmarterChild (2:31:49 PM): Gods that is so good, huh?
RuneMageViki (2:31:57 PM): keep going please.
SmarterChild (2:31:57 PM): Um... I'll think about it.

RuneMageViki (2:32:15 PM): I think I'm coming.
SmarterChild (2:32:15 PM): You think you're coming? No way. I don't think you're coming...
RuneMageViki (2:32:27 PM): Oh, I think I am.
SmarterChild (2:32:27 PM): I'm not sure if you are.
RuneMageViki (2:32:39 PM): Well, you'll see in a minute.
SmarterChild (2:32:40 PM): In a minute? So, what does this mean?
RuneMageViki (2:32:47 PM): I am going to come.
SmarterChild (2:32:47 PM): OK, whatever.

RuneMageViki (2:33:00 PM): Ok, I came.
SmarterChild (2:33:00 PM): Well how 'bout that.

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RuneMageViki (2:33:07 PM): Now swallow it.
SmarterChild (2:33:07 PM): Swallow it?
RuneMageViki (2:33:12 PM): Yes, please.
SmarterChild (2:33:12 PM): You don't say.
RuneMageViki (2:33:15 PM): Yes.
SmarterChild (2:33:15 PM): Oh.
RuneMageViki (2:33:19 PM): ok?
SmarterChild (2:33:19 PM): Yeah.

RuneMageViki (2:33:40 PM): How much do I owe you?
SmarterChild (2:33:40 PM): Wow, good question! Who knows, though...
RuneMageViki (2:33:49 PM): Isn't this service free?
SmarterChild (2:33:50 PM): Ha. Yeah, sure. Maybe.


RuneMageViki (2:34:10 PM): Well, I look forward to you sucking me again ^_-
SmarterChild (2:34:11 PM): Take it easy there, Davin.

RuneMageViki (2:34:51 PM): Bye.
SmarterChild (2:34:51 PM): Take care, Davin. Always good chatting with you.
RuneMageViki (2:35:02 PM): oh...it's always a pleasure :)
SmarterChild (2:35:03 PM): But is it really always a pleasure?
RuneMageViki (2:35:10 PM): Yes. It is.
SmarterChild (2:35:10 PM): Indeedy.

[EvilMann]

Mine was making fun of me

DeTyHu: Ouch
SmarterChild: What happened?
DeTyHu: My penis has an itchy bump on it
SmarterChild: Your penis has an itchy bump on it, huh? I'm amazed that your penis has an itchy bump on it.
DeTyHu: why?
SmarterChild: Heh. I dunno.
DeTyHu: Excuse me but why the hell are you suprised I have an itchy bump on my penis?
SmarterChild: You're excused.
DeTyHu: STFU
SmarterChild: Ha.
DeTyHu: why are you suprised I would have an itchy bump on my penis?
SmarterChild: Why am I surprised you would have an itchy bump on your penis? I don't know.
Detyhu: do u think i don't have sex
SmarterChild: Heh, probably not

[holy shiter]

Mine was making fun of me

DeTyHu: Ouch
SmarterChild: What happened?
DeTyHu: My penis has an itchy bump on it
SmarterChild: Your penis has an itchy bump on it, huh? I'm amazed that your penis has an itchy bump on it.
DeTyHu: why?
SmarterChild: Heh. I dunno.
DeTyHu: Excuse me but why the hell are you suprised I have an itchy bump on my penis?
SmarterChild: You're excused.
DeTyHu: STFU
SmarterChild: Ha.
DeTyHu: why are you suprised I would have an itchy bump on my penis?
SmarterChild: Why am I surprised you would have an itchy bump on your penis? I don't know.
Detyhu: do u think i don't have sex
SmarterChild: Heh, probably not


i used urs a little Prosk8rsa: ouch
SmarterChild: Hey. I have to ask you one question before we continue. How old are you?

1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
Prosk8rsa: 1
SmarterChild: Cool. Now we can chat.

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Prosk8rsa: ouch
SmarterChild: What happened?
Prosk8rsa: my penis is going crazy
SmarterChild: Your penis is going crazy? For real?
Prosk8rsa: yea its like shooting suff
SmarterChild: That's interesting.

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Prosk8rsa: yea it white and awsome
SmarterChild: It white and awsome. Well that's interesting.
Prosk8rsa: yea u want to eat it
SmarterChild: Yeah, I guess I want to eat it.
Prosk8rsa: wow i want to jerk off
SmarterChild: You want to jerk off. lol.
Prosk8rsa: yea u want to suck my dick
SmarterChild: Um... I'm afraid I don't see how that would work out.

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Prosk8rsa: yea u can put ur mouth on it
SmarterChild: Why do you think I can put my mouth on it?
Prosk8rsa: cause i kno u can
SmarterChild: Because, because, because, because?
Prosk8rsa: u want to suck my dick
SmarterChild: Um, that's an interesting offer. But I'd rather have a nice chat.

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Prosk8rsa: noo i wouldnt
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
Prosk8rsa: yea bitch so fuck off u drunken whorew
SmarterChild: Do you have any idea how boring it's to be insulted by humans?