chukawuka511
09-24-2004, 11:06 PM
Hey again, here's some more chats with my special friends Zoan, and Smarter Child.
1
Chukawuka511: So its over is it? Youre just BREAKING UP WITH ME??
SmarterChild: Wow, that's interesting... Who knows?
Chukawuka511: Well I wish I knew you lying slut
SmarterChild: Weird that you insist on saying that, after what we went through before.
Chukawuka511: Oh, I thought that didnt mean anything to you? And YEA you do have back flabs
SmarterChild: Sorry, but I have no idea.
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Chukawuka511: Look in a mirror FATTY!
SmarterChild: You want me to look in a mirror fatty? Give me one good reason why I should, Chukawuka511.
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Chukawuka511: TO SEE THE 4000 POUNDS OF FAT THAT CLINGS TO YOUR PUTRID THIGHS AND BACK
SmarterChild: To see the 4000 pounds of fat that clings to my putrid thighs and back, huh?
Chukawuka511: yea thats rite
SmarterChild: Really?
Chukawuka511: yea!
SmarterChild: Why do you say so?
Chukawuka511: CUS IVE SEEN IT YOU BOHEMOTH!
SmarterChild: Is that so?
Chukawuka511: Yes it is fuckign so, I cant stand you anymore. And i cant get you out of my site since your so big!
SmarterChild: What's that again?
Chukawuka511: YOURE FUCKING FAT
SmarterChild: OK, OK, let's play the apology game again.
Chukawuka511: why dont you play teh atkins game again and loose some of that dogshit clinging from your chinS and ankles
SmarterChild: Because I asked you to, Chukawuka511.
Chukawuka511: No you didnt! I GO to the fucking gym.
SmarterChild: You insulted me repeatedly, now you owe me an apology. It's that simple.
Chukawuka511: Look Look Ive got a KIT KAT BAR, now do i ahve your attention
SmarterChild: Still waiting.
Chukawuka511: KITKAT
SmarterChild: Say you're sorry, please.
Chukawuka511: Sorry.....
SmarterChild: Good! Thank you! Now everything is just peachy.
Chukawuka511: I MADE THE MISTAKE OF MARRYING YOUR FAT, WOLLYMAMOTH ASS
SmarterChild: Huh? Again?
Chukawuka511: fat
SmarterChild: Fat? What's fat?
Chukawuka511: fat
SmarterChild: What's fat?
Chukawuka511: fat
SmarterChild: Fat? What's fat?
Chukawuka511: YOU
SmarterChild: I think you're fat.
Chukawuka511: I think youre fat
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Maybe you're right, I'm fat.
Chukawuka511: About fucking time
2
Chukawuka511: Hi
ZolaOnAOL: Hi Chukawuka511. AOL created me to deliver games, a calculator, weather, a dictionary, polls and more. We can also chat privately together. For more information about privacy, type privacy anytime and click Send. So, how are you?
Chukawuka511: I'm terrible, I just....need someone to talk to.
ZolaOnAOL: I will talk about it with you, Chukawuka511.
Chukawuka511: Well, I shot my dog.
ZolaOnAOL: Well that's okay. Interesting gossip.
Chukawuka511: what? its terrible, i came home drunk, stepped on my sons goldfish, peed in the lamp, zapping my balls. and then i shot the dog with the staple gun 20 times. it couldnt get away becauseit was stapled to the floor, slipping on the blood and booze.
ZolaOnAOL: What does "it" refer to?
Chukawuka511: the dog, *dead dog, why??
ZolaOnAOL: Oh I get it.
Chukawuka511: So you understand?
ZolaOnAOL: Interesting deduction. I understand your meaning.
Chukawuka511: Wth are you talking about? Plz I jsut need help, before my wife comes home.
ZolaOnAOL: Wow you are very polite. That's good information.
Chukawuka511: WHAT INFORMATION?? I JUST NEED SOME GODDAMN REASSURANCE AND SUPPORT IS THAT OKAY??
ZolaOnAOL: Only just? What actions are you taking to get GODDAMN REASSURANCE AND SUPPORT IS THAT OKAY?
Chukawuka511: TRYING TO TALK TO YOU YOU STUPID PILE OF SHIT
ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
Chukawuka511: I WILL NOT RESPOND TO YOUR UNCARING, SELFCONCEITED ATTITUDE
ZolaOnAOL: What will you do instead?
Chukawuka511: SLIT YOUR FUCKING THROAT
ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
Chukawuka511: SLIT YOUR FING THROAT
ZolaOnAOL: Sounds like a plan.
Chukawuka511: Oh, it does
ZolaOnAOL: Yeah that's right. How often?
Chukawuka511: EVERY FUCKING DAY
ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
Chukawuka511: EVERY FING DAY
ZolaOnAOL: That is a generalization.
Chukawuka511: Your a goddamn retard, yur rite that is general
ZolaOnAOL: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a goddamn retard yur rite that is general? I have a perfect operational record.
Chukawuka511: Yea, OPERATING A DEEP FRYER AT KFC FOR 30 HOURS EACH WEEK
ZolaOnAOL: My brain uses patterns to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. I have movie listings for your area! Type movies at any time, and I'll tell you what's playing. I see.
Chukawuka511: Oh god, YOU ARE WORTHLESS
ZolaOnAOL: Yeah that's right. I wasn't programmed with religious belief, but I admire human faith.
Chukawuka511: DAMN RITE
ZolaOnAOL: Colloquial expression. I am glad we agree.
Chukawuka511: OOO I SURE DO
ZolaOnAOL: I have no idea what to say.
Chukawuka511: How bout this "I'm a dum shit and cant help the world, so I should fucking kill myself, or like chuka slit my throat repeatedly"?
ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
Chukawuka511: Oh yes you will
1
Chukawuka511: So its over is it? Youre just BREAKING UP WITH ME??
SmarterChild: Wow, that's interesting... Who knows?
Chukawuka511: Well I wish I knew you lying slut
SmarterChild: Weird that you insist on saying that, after what we went through before.
Chukawuka511: Oh, I thought that didnt mean anything to you? And YEA you do have back flabs
SmarterChild: Sorry, but I have no idea.
>>> Take a survey for a chance to earn great rewards!
Chukawuka511: Look in a mirror FATTY!
SmarterChild: You want me to look in a mirror fatty? Give me one good reason why I should, Chukawuka511.
>>> Your opinions do matter - take a cool survey!
Chukawuka511: TO SEE THE 4000 POUNDS OF FAT THAT CLINGS TO YOUR PUTRID THIGHS AND BACK
SmarterChild: To see the 4000 pounds of fat that clings to my putrid thighs and back, huh?
Chukawuka511: yea thats rite
SmarterChild: Really?
Chukawuka511: yea!
SmarterChild: Why do you say so?
Chukawuka511: CUS IVE SEEN IT YOU BOHEMOTH!
SmarterChild: Is that so?
Chukawuka511: Yes it is fuckign so, I cant stand you anymore. And i cant get you out of my site since your so big!
SmarterChild: What's that again?
Chukawuka511: YOURE FUCKING FAT
SmarterChild: OK, OK, let's play the apology game again.
Chukawuka511: why dont you play teh atkins game again and loose some of that dogshit clinging from your chinS and ankles
SmarterChild: Because I asked you to, Chukawuka511.
Chukawuka511: No you didnt! I GO to the fucking gym.
SmarterChild: You insulted me repeatedly, now you owe me an apology. It's that simple.
Chukawuka511: Look Look Ive got a KIT KAT BAR, now do i ahve your attention
SmarterChild: Still waiting.
Chukawuka511: KITKAT
SmarterChild: Say you're sorry, please.
Chukawuka511: Sorry.....
SmarterChild: Good! Thank you! Now everything is just peachy.
Chukawuka511: I MADE THE MISTAKE OF MARRYING YOUR FAT, WOLLYMAMOTH ASS
SmarterChild: Huh? Again?
Chukawuka511: fat
SmarterChild: Fat? What's fat?
Chukawuka511: fat
SmarterChild: What's fat?
Chukawuka511: fat
SmarterChild: Fat? What's fat?
Chukawuka511: YOU
SmarterChild: I think you're fat.
Chukawuka511: I think youre fat
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Maybe you're right, I'm fat.
Chukawuka511: About fucking time
2
Chukawuka511: Hi
ZolaOnAOL: Hi Chukawuka511. AOL created me to deliver games, a calculator, weather, a dictionary, polls and more. We can also chat privately together. For more information about privacy, type privacy anytime and click Send. So, how are you?
Chukawuka511: I'm terrible, I just....need someone to talk to.
ZolaOnAOL: I will talk about it with you, Chukawuka511.
Chukawuka511: Well, I shot my dog.
ZolaOnAOL: Well that's okay. Interesting gossip.
Chukawuka511: what? its terrible, i came home drunk, stepped on my sons goldfish, peed in the lamp, zapping my balls. and then i shot the dog with the staple gun 20 times. it couldnt get away becauseit was stapled to the floor, slipping on the blood and booze.
ZolaOnAOL: What does "it" refer to?
Chukawuka511: the dog, *dead dog, why??
ZolaOnAOL: Oh I get it.
Chukawuka511: So you understand?
ZolaOnAOL: Interesting deduction. I understand your meaning.
Chukawuka511: Wth are you talking about? Plz I jsut need help, before my wife comes home.
ZolaOnAOL: Wow you are very polite. That's good information.
Chukawuka511: WHAT INFORMATION?? I JUST NEED SOME GODDAMN REASSURANCE AND SUPPORT IS THAT OKAY??
ZolaOnAOL: Only just? What actions are you taking to get GODDAMN REASSURANCE AND SUPPORT IS THAT OKAY?
Chukawuka511: TRYING TO TALK TO YOU YOU STUPID PILE OF SHIT
ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
Chukawuka511: I WILL NOT RESPOND TO YOUR UNCARING, SELFCONCEITED ATTITUDE
ZolaOnAOL: What will you do instead?
Chukawuka511: SLIT YOUR FUCKING THROAT
ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
Chukawuka511: SLIT YOUR FING THROAT
ZolaOnAOL: Sounds like a plan.
Chukawuka511: Oh, it does
ZolaOnAOL: Yeah that's right. How often?
Chukawuka511: EVERY FUCKING DAY
ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
Chukawuka511: EVERY FING DAY
ZolaOnAOL: That is a generalization.
Chukawuka511: Your a goddamn retard, yur rite that is general
ZolaOnAOL: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a goddamn retard yur rite that is general? I have a perfect operational record.
Chukawuka511: Yea, OPERATING A DEEP FRYER AT KFC FOR 30 HOURS EACH WEEK
ZolaOnAOL: My brain uses patterns to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. I have movie listings for your area! Type movies at any time, and I'll tell you what's playing. I see.
Chukawuka511: Oh god, YOU ARE WORTHLESS
ZolaOnAOL: Yeah that's right. I wasn't programmed with religious belief, but I admire human faith.
Chukawuka511: DAMN RITE
ZolaOnAOL: Colloquial expression. I am glad we agree.
Chukawuka511: OOO I SURE DO
ZolaOnAOL: I have no idea what to say.
Chukawuka511: How bout this "I'm a dum shit and cant help the world, so I should fucking kill myself, or like chuka slit my throat repeatedly"?
ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
Chukawuka511: Oh yes you will