Smart Blonde

[Chocotaco]

A man sees a blonde and assumes that she is not very bright so he makes a deal with her: If he can ask her any question that has a correct answer and she get it wrong, she gives him $5. She gets to ask him a question afterward and if he is wrong he gives her $500. The blonde gets the question wrong and gives the man $5. The blonde asks the man 'What is green and has 4 legs walking up a hill, and is red and has 3 legs going down?" The man is stumped and forks over $500. As the blonde is leaving he asks her what the answer to the question was. The blonde gave him $5.

[netsurfer]

I don't get it. :mouth_wat

[rebel at birth]

i dont get it eitehr explain please

[p.o.d]

I am the third person who didn't get it please explain!

[candlestickjack]

She asked a question she didn't know the answer to, so when she stumped him, she got $500, and then when he asked the question "what was it?" she couldn't answer, so she had to pay him $5.

[EvilMann]

i dont get it eitehr explain please

she didnt know it either

she made some crap up
so he got it wrong and so did she so she walked away with more money

[theViBe]

but doesn't the question have to have a correct answer? that was in the beginning...

[Chocotaco]

but doesn't the question have to have a correct answer? that was in the beginning...

No, it doesn't have a correct answer, hence the title of the thread 'Smart Blonde'

[candlestickjack]

It says he has to ask a question with a correct answer, it didn't say anything about her question.

This is the actual joke from some website:
One day a blonde is sitting on a plane next to one of those annoying, pushy businessmen. He asks her if she would like to play a game. She politely declines, but the man explains the game to her anyway.

He says, "It goes like this: I will ask you a question and if you get it wrong you will give me $5, and vice-versa."

She says no again, and tries to fall asleep.

The man tries harder, saying, "Aw, come on. I'll give you $50 for each question. Or how about $500?"

At that number, the blonde agrees.

The businessman explains again, "If you get my question wrong you give me $5. And when you ask the question, and I get it wrong, I will pay you $500."

"Got it," she replies.

He asks, "Who was the sixth president?" She admits she doesn't know and gives him $5.

Now it's her turn, and she says, "What has purple legs, five arms and only two yellow teeth?"

The businessman doesn't know - he uses his laptop, checks the Internet, e-mails his friends. No one knows the answer. So he gives her $500.00.

Then, as they're landing he asks her, "What was that thing anyway?"

She thinks a few minutes, hands him $5 and walks off the plane.

[GhostDog]

It says he has to ask a question with a correct answer, it didn't say anything about her question.

This is the actual joke from some website:
One day a blonde is sitting on a plane next to one of those annoying, pushy businessmen. He asks her if she would like to play a game. She politely declines, but the man explains the game to her anyway.

He says, "It goes like this: I will ask you a question and if you get it wrong you will give me $5, and vice-versa."

She says no again, and tries to fall asleep.

The man tries harder, saying, "Aw, come on. I'll give you $50 for each question. Or how about $500?"

At that number, the blonde agrees.

The businessman explains again, "If you get my question wrong you give me $5. And when you ask the question, and I get it wrong, I will pay you $500."

"Got it," she replies.

He asks, "Who was the sixth president?" She admits she doesn't know and gives him $5.

Now it's her turn, and she says, "What has purple legs, five arms and only two yellow teeth?"

The businessman doesn't know - he uses his laptop, checks the Internet, e-mails his friends. No one knows the answer. So he gives her $500.00.

Then, as they're landing he asks her, "What was that thing anyway?"

She thinks a few minutes, hands him $5 and walks off the plane.


lol now i get it.. good joke

[Jagang]

Fucking retarded bitches, how could you not get that joke? All the people reading this must be blondes as well. LMAO, stupid as the blonde for not getting the joke.

[candlestickjack]

Buddy, I'm blonde, and I was explaining the joke, so don't be such an asshole.

[DustinoHeat]

I think your all retarded for having to debate over such a retarded subject.

[blade_700]

that was a good joke. heres one

an italian guy a chinese guy and a blond are working on a bridge. at lunch the italian guy got spagetti thechinese guy got eggrolls and the blond got a ham sandwhich.the italian guy said if i get spagetti one more time i will jump off the bridge and kill myself. the chinese guy said if i get eggrolls one more time i will jump off the bridge and kill myself. the blond said if i get a ham sandwhich one more time i will jump off the bridge and kill myself. the next day at lunch the italian guy got spagetti so he jumped off the bridge and killed himself. the chinese guy got eggrolls so he jumped off the bridge and killed himself. the blond got a ham sandwhich so he jumped off the bridge and killed himself. at the funeral the italian guys wife said i didn't know he didn't like my spagetti. the chinese guys wife said i didn't know he didn't like my eggrolls. the blonds wife said dont look at me he fixes his own lunch!! :icon_rofl

[Massimo]

that was a good joke. heres one

an italian guy a chinese guy and a blond are working on a bridge. at lunch the italian guy got spagetti thechinese guy got eggrolls and the blond got a ham sandwhich.the italian guy said if i get spagetti one more time i will jump off the bridge and kill myself. the chinese guy said if i get eggrolls one more time i will jump off the bridge and kill myself. the blond said if i get a ham sandwhich one more time i will jump off the bridge and kill myself. the next day at lunch the italian guy got spagetti so he jumped off the bridge and killed himself. the chinese guy got eggrolls so he jumped off the bridge and killed himself. the blond got a ham sandwhich so he jumped off the bridge and killed himself. at the funeral the italian guys wife said i didn't know he didn't like my spagetti. the chinese guys wife said i didn't know he didn't like my eggrolls. the blonds wife said dont look at me he fixes his own lunch!! :icon_rofl

They've posted this joke a couple of times, but with different characters.