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J0e.
09-25-2004, 10:44 PM
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that...

- she called me to get my phone number.
- she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."
- she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
- she tried to drown a fish.
- she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
- she tripped over a cordless phone.
- she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
- she studied for a blood test.
- she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
- when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.

Devastation
09-25-2004, 10:45 PM
- got hit by a parked car.