Fag Jokes

[Carlsagan43]

How do you fit 4 gay guys on a stool?
Turn it upside down

What do you call 3 gay guys in a sleeping bag?
A fruit roll-up

A gay man was standing in front of a straight guy in line for a bathroom. Right before the gay guy goes in the stright one tells him not to jack-off in there. The gay guy says ok and goes in. When the gay guy is done he goes out and the stright guy goes in. He sees all this white stuff everywhere and yells "i told you not to jackoff in there!" The gay guy turns around and says "I didn't jack off, I farted!"

4 gay guys are in a hot tub and a condom floats to the top. What do they say?
Who farted?

[skeen]

What's the difference between a microwave and a gay guy?
A microwave won't brown your meat.

[whiplash]

Whats hit more balls than david beckham's foot?

Elton John's chin

[Leila]

lol @ all 3 posts

[theViBe]

haha, NICE. i really liked the washroom one. But some were reposts, or a heard them somewhere before

[EvilMann]

What's the difference between a microwave and a gay guy?
A microwave won't brown your meat.


goatse bunny with pancake on head :thud:

[wtfsaidthat]

[QUOTE=Carlsagan43]A gay man was standing in front of a straight guy in line for a bathroom. Right before the gay guy goes in the stright one tells him not to jack-off in there. The gay guy says ok and goes in. When the gay guy is done he goes out and the stright guy goes in. He sees all this white stuff everywhere and yells "i told you not to jackoff in there!" The gay guy turns around and says "I didn't jack off, I farted!"

QUOTE]That one made me laugh for five mins. :lol: :lol: :lol: