Dead Baby Jokes

[123man]

I don't know if there was a thread started before for these or not. I've heard a bunch, but I'll start off with just a few.


What's all red, spins around and scratches at the door?
A baby in a microwave.

What's easier to unload - a truckful of bowling balls or a truckful of babies?
Babies, you can use a pitchfork.

[wtfsaidthat]

One of the most common ones :
whats more fun that stapling a baby to a wall?
Ripping it off.

[candlestickjack]

There are at least 3 other dead baby joke threads. A quick skim of the forum would have told you that.

[Mount_Happy]

There are at least 3 other dead baby joke threads. A quick skim of the forum would have told you that.
Yea, these dead baby jokes are getting old anyway...

[123man]

I looked for other onesfirst ! I couldn't find a search function anywhere. Am I retarded or isn't there a search?

(Let's see how many people respond with just: "You're retarded.")

[Philhouse]

What's the difference between a red mini and a pile of dead babies?

I havent got a red mini in my garage

[west495]

i dont really like dead baby jokes, cause well i think they are kinda stupid and just disturbing, but here is one

whats red, bruised , and rolls around

if guessed and apple your rong
its a baby