Redneck Jokes

[skeen]

I'm sure this has been done before, but I'm doing it anyway.

How do Redneck farmers find their sheep in long grass?
Very satisfying.

What's a Rednecks idea of foreplay?
'You awake Mum?'

What is the ideal birthday present for a Redneck?
Velcro gloves.

What do you call Redneck with 200 wives?
A sheep farmer.

... I have more I just can't remember right now

[dorito]

erm.... what are rednecks? :shuffle:
sorry, im french, no idea who they are lol

[slope_style]

How do you tell if a redneck is married?

Cause there is tobacco spit cans on BOTH sides of his truck.

You know your a redneck when you go to a family reunion to pickup chicks.

You know your a redneck when you drive your truck through a metal detector and it doesnt go off.