SlIt1JohNNy
09-28-2004, 07:03 PM
A blonde dies her hair because she is tired of being called dumb.
The next day, she meets a farmer with some sheep. "If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I have one?" she asks.
The farmer agrees.
The blonde takes a quick glance, then says, "You have 158 sheep, mister."
To the farmer's amazement, the woman is right, so he hands over one of the sheep. Then, as she walks away, the farmer asks, "If I can guess what color hair your hair really is, can I have my sheep back?"
The woman agrees.
"You're a blonde... now give me back my dog."
The next day, she meets a farmer with some sheep. "If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I have one?" she asks.
The farmer agrees.
The blonde takes a quick glance, then says, "You have 158 sheep, mister."
To the farmer's amazement, the woman is right, so he hands over one of the sheep. Then, as she walks away, the farmer asks, "If I can guess what color hair your hair really is, can I have my sheep back?"
The woman agrees.
"You're a blonde... now give me back my dog."