What's the weirdest or strangest thing you’ve seen someone do in public?

[skeen]

I didn’t see this but my friend did recently. He saw bum taking a shit on the sidewalk in a very busy part of downtown Seattle. What made it even funnier was it was right by the Seattle art museum.
Some bums just have no class.
Once when I was working at a restaurant someone came up to me and said, “Uh I think someone needs to clean the bathroom” then walked away laughing. So I go into the bathroom and the first thing that catches my eye is a big, dirty, pale, hairy ass stinking out of the stall. A bum had passed out with his head on the toilet and his pants down. :thud:
I have some other good ones but they are long stories. I’ll try posting them later.

[Mr Z.]

You should post this in the everything/nothing forum, it'll get more attention there.

[RckWorld]

Gross :thud:

[Devastation]

When I was working at a Taco Bell, we had some teenage kids come in one night and before they left they came up to me and said "Someone should clean the bathroom."

Those damn kids had tore off the hand dryer and paper towel dispensers off the walls and had left the sinks running with the drains clogged up.

However, they played it stupid and stopped at the Gas Station NEXT to us and were filling up their gas tank which gave us plenty of time to call the cops and have those damn kids arrested.








Damn kids with your music..

[whiplash]

i saw a guy picking up USED cigarette ends, and smoking the last 5 secs of them...

he was odd

[TDK12345]

Some friends and I were waiting in line for a movie to start one morning at about 5:30 and it was still dark (the movie started at 6:30 and we expected a line). Some guy came out from an alley next to the theater and started talking to us. As we were talking he took out a cd, broke it into pieces, and ate it :insane: Talk about akward :shuffle: We just stood there trying not to look directly at him, all of us too afraid to say anything.

[dorito]

my school organises quite a few international exchanges. one day we were with some friends and all our german correspondants and this homeless guy with a stiff leg was staring at us. we started to get a lil bit freaked, so we walked away. he of course followed us, and started pointing at my german correspondants. she started to get really freaked, and the german correspondants started kinda running, and one of them fell. the guy with the stiff leg was still following us, pointing at my correspondant with a weird smile on his face. i know this may seem stupid but i just couldnt stop laughing (i didnt really like my correspondant, she was such a bitch to me), cos she was so freaked. in the end we just went home and he stopped following us.
a few days later, i was taking a picture in a photo booth and the weird guy was there. i think he recognised me cos he smiled at me. while i was taking my pic he suddenly pulls back the curtain and just sticks his head in the booth. luckily i had just taken the pic ^^ otherwise it wouldve been a screaming me and a smiling weird guy lol

oh god i just realised this was a real long post even though it was a pretty pointless story

[theViBe]

i saw a guy picking up USED cigarette ends, and smoking the last 5 secs of them...

he was odd

i see this everywhere

[Grimace]

I saw a fat european guy taking a piss in a garbage can at a park near where I live.

[blade_700]

once, i was at the park and where i live it has a lot of bums. my hat started itching so i took it off. i dropped it on the bench and i heard this homeless guy shout HAT!!! HAT!!! so i took my hat and ran. because all these homeless people started running at the bench i was sitting on.(I thought they would eat my hat)

[ac/dc]

my school organises quite a few international exchanges. one day we were with some friends and all our german correspondants and this homeless guy with a stiff leg was staring at us. we started to get a lil bit freaked, so we walked away. he of course followed us, and started pointing at my german correspondants. she started to get really freaked, and the german correspondants started kinda running, and one of them fell. the guy with the stiff leg was still following us, pointing at my correspondant with a weird smile on his face. i know this may seem stupid but i just couldnt stop laughing (i didnt really like my correspondant, she was such a bitch to me), cos she was so freaked. in the end we just went home and he stopped following us.
a few days later, i was taking a picture in a photo booth and the weird guy was there. i think he recognised me cos he smiled at me. while i was taking my pic he suddenly pulls back the curtain and just sticks his head in the booth. luckily i had just taken the pic ^^ otherwise it wouldve been a screaming me and a smiling weird guy lol

oh god i just realised this was a real long post even though it was a pretty pointless story
LOL DUDE THAT WAS HILARIOUS, im gonna tell that storie.. man, the ending was one of those "priceless adds"
a hobo chasing u-loss of breath
a hobo remembering you-loss of breath
a hobo opening the curtain after you take a picture in a stall and almost having your picture taken of you screaming with a unknown person smiling next to you- priceless

[west495]

hahaha thats just funny

[Massimo]

Have any of you guys met people with turret syndrome? I'll try to keep this brief.

Back in Israel, our school was real close to town, and there's this lady who has her blonde hair all scrunched vertically, looking like Marge Simpson, shaped into somewhat of a turbine thingy. She would walk with a cart with her, not those big ones like in Wal-Mart, but smaller, and go around screaming at people and cussing them out. Both in Hebrew and in English. My friends one time tried to "interview" her with a camera, and she just flipped and started chasing them. They also interviewed some guy who thought Moses was gonna come that coming weekend.
:insane:

[Devastation]

Have any of you guys met people with turret syndrome? I'll try to keep this brief.

Back in Israel, our school was real close to town, and there's this lady who has her blonde hair all scrunched vertically, looking like Marge Simpson, shaped into somewhat of a turbine thingy. She would walk with a cart with her, not those big ones like in Wal-Mart, but smaller, and go around screaming at people and cussing them out. Both in Hebrew and in English. My friends one time tried to "interview" her with a camera, and she just flipped and started chasing them. They also interviewed some guy who thought Moses was gonna come that coming weekend.
:insane:

Now that is, FUCKING BASTARD, funny

[ribwich]

There's a billboard for Jack in the Box that has a picture of Jack with a sunburn with the words, "I'm not putting on sunblock until you try my natural cut fries." My friend saw some guy shouting at the billboard "I ALREADY DID! NOW WHAT?!?!?!?"

[Roland]

one time a friend of mine started shouting penis really loud :insane: , then a teacher walked by, i dont think the teacher likes her any more

[rebel at birth]

i saw some bum girl crapping on the wall in downtown houston...man nasty...then this one guy showed his tallywhacker to my friends little sister at barnes and noble

[biscuit]

While at the park me and my friends occasionaly see this old man we nicknamed "Grandpa". This old guy was so funny he almost made me shit my pants one time. He carried a stick with him everywhere and used to bang it on the fence :insane: and creep us out/laugh histerically. Me and my friends are on the other side of the fense and he starts poking the stick through the hole stabbing us. :insane: :insane: It was too funny to hurt. We finally had the courage to ask him who he was and he said his names Jimmy and in his high school years was the team basketball captain at Stuyvesant high scool. I havent seen him in a long time. I hope hes not dead. :(

If he his dead , R.I.P. Jimmy the crazy hobo that poked people with sticks.

:(

[slope_style]

Once i was walking in downtown vancouver and this crazy guy ran down the street past me yelling stuff and as he was running he was punching people in the arm. It was kinda freaky yet fucking hilarious.

[callmejulio]

theres this crazy guy that lives next to my grandfather. My grandfather was always trying to tell the neighbors that that guy was crazy, but nobody believed him. So one day he took the picture of the guy at 1:00 in the morning standing on his roof in the middle of a thunder storm with lots of rain and he was watering his lawn with a garden hose tied to his arm. The really funny thing is that the guy is a counselor at a local high school. :lol:

[Trickee]

it. i was downtown, and i looked down an alley. 2 bums, a guy and his ho, i guess.

[biscuit]

it. i was downtown, and i looked down an alley. 2 bums, a guy and his ho, i guess.


wow that was a useless post.

[gigagogoaia]

i saw an old man driving a pink car once...

[Devastation]

i saw an old man driving a pink car once...
now that is fucking scary.

[RebelliousYouth]

Ive got 2

--At our school we had a lot of people with down syndrome. So once I'm walking in the hallway on my way to the Media Center and someone yanks at my hair really loud and starts shouting at the top of her lungs "Pretty hair, preeeety hair!!" It was a girl with down syndrome so I was more scared than angry. She was so loud that a teacher came out of the classroom to see if everything was alright. Embarrasing and weird.

--When I was at Disney World last year I made a pit-stop to the bathroom and as I made my way toward the mirror I saw a homeless man peeking under the stalls!! :eek: I ran outta the bathroom and walked all the way across the park to a different bathroom.

[Jalard123]

There was one time that I was at Adveture Island(a big water theme park in Tampa, Florida, for those of you that don't know) and I saw this kid that was about 3-4 years old. Well, in front of a large crowd, he pulled down his pants, and took a piss of the ground. I just wanna get that sick thought out of my head soon! :banghead: Another funny thing that I saw in public(this doesn't invovle a person, though) was when I was at a mall and I saw a K Toys B(which is actually KB Toys). Also, there were construction workers going up a ladder goinf to fix their mistake. :lol:

[rolo]

My friend dressed up as a bloody tampon last Halloween.

There is this really crazy old dude (about 50) that lives one street down from me who sits in his car all day. When I drive by, there's always the same car parked by the street next to the mailbox, and this guy just sits in it, chillin'. He rolls down the windows, then rolls them up.. His wife (?) and kids come out from the house to see him and bring him things. It's really disturbing. I sat behind some bushes one day checking him out. He talks to himself and looks in the rearview mirror alot. :insane:

[crazy-ass]

my neighbour, talks to her plants alot, sometimes she gets pissed off and starts shouting at them when she thinks they aren't talking back. :D
last night(about 11:30) I saw her sitting outside, in heavy rain.

[biscuit]

Praise the lord! I saw jimmy the crazy hobo today! I dont think he remembered me though. Like five minutes after watching my friends play a full court , he walked up the ramp to leave the park , and sure enough behind his back he held his trusty stick!

[kenmore]

Some friends and I were waiting in line for a movie to start one morning at about 5:30 and it was still dark (the movie started at 6:30 and we expected a line). Some guy came out from an alley next to the theater and started talking to us. As we were talking he took out a cd, broke it into pieces, and ate it :insane: Talk about akward :shuffle: We just stood there trying not to look directly at him, all of us too afraid to say anything.

Must have been hungry. :insane:

[jswift872]

well one day during basic training here in Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada. We were all formed up and had our kit laid out for inspection, well didn't this guy get out of a cab run in, and take a piss in the middle of the parade square. When he was done he ran back into the cab and took off, then our seargent simply turned around and said "some people's children...,now, who is missing any kit??oh yea, private so-and-so, go clean that piss up." thankfully it wasn't me, but man was it hard to just stand there at attention watching some guy take a piss right in front of you.. :eek:

[skeen]

This was isn’t that strange, but it’s definitely not common.
I used to live in a very populated part of the city. There used to be this HUGE guy I’d always see walking down the street. He was always dressed up medieval wearing what I guess you could call leather armor. And strapped to his back was a big-ass two handed sword. He basically looked like Conan, and that's exactly what everyone called him (well not to his face anyway).

[Drain Bamaged]

Creepy? What do you think?

Theres this guy that lives in his car right down the street from me. Every night, he goes downtown Salem and sits there and waits for people to walk by. This guy is a transvestite (sp.), at night, he dresses up as a girl. He goes by the name David Dunham at day and Shiela at night. I walked by him once and he was parked, he pulls out of his parking space, drives by me very slowly while staring at me, after he passes me, he parked again, again, same thing, I walk by, he pulls out and drives by me again. Now Im starting to get scared, I start running. Some little kid pops out from behind a bush and hops into the car with him. Im scared shitless now thinking he was going to get raped. Little did I know, this kid was Shiela's son.

[Smoothy]

well one day during basic training here in Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada. We were all formed up and had our kit laid out for inspection, well didn't this guy get out of a cab run in, and take a piss in the middle of the parade square. When he was done he ran back into the cab and took off, then our seargent simply turned around and said "some people's children...,now, who is missing any kit??oh yea, private so-and-so, go clean that piss up." thankfully it wasn't me, but man was it hard to just stand there at attention watching some guy take a piss right in front of you.. :eek:
Seriously man, try making some sense.

The weirdest/most traumatic thing that has probably happened to me was when we were visiting San Francisco. This bum was pissing in the street and there was his wang for all to see.... My two sisters were in the car(16 and 18) You can imagine the screams ;)

[Nexon]

In my neighbourhood theres this old man who has a vintage 1950 car and he takes his BIG-ASS dog with him every night. I couldve sworn that Dog filled both seats in the back of the car. Now thats something you dont see everyday. :eek:
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I walked by a hobo once and he asked me for spare change, I said no then walked into the CD shop, 5 mins later when I walk out he asks me again :wtf:
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I remember when I was with my dad in town 3 months ago when we get off the Skytrain and were walking toward the elevator and I hear banging and some lady going "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS THING!" I look at the elevator and the Homeless screams "WHAT?!" to me, my legs were shaking when I was goin down the escelator when she says in a calm voice
"Sorry, Sorry" :insane:

[Black/White man]

At my camp I heard noises in the woods so I went to go check it out. There were 2 guys making out :insane: . They didn't see me so I just left.

[comicfilmer]

I was at the library once and when I went past the restrooms, the door swings open and out walks a man with a large book and a larger smile on his face. He sniffs his hand and blinks several times very quickly. At this point I figured he was just nuts, but just for the heck of it, I followed the guy upstairs at a casual distance. He walked over to a shelf, put the book back, and grabbed another, then began figiting with the pages and sniffing his hand again. Guess where he went next...



Yep - Back to the restroom. I really don't want to know what he was doing.

[Goatman]

Well, this might not be too strange, but kind of uncommon. I was in a CD store, and there were two black kids ( probably 10 years old or so ) sampling the CDs. Then he starts dancing like a retard. I tried not to stare but it was just too funny.

[damn_need_help]

well it was kind of weird...but more so it was funny....my friend put a blue bag on his head and wore it as a hat at the detroit auto show last year....VERY funny....and THEN he went over to the michellin tire blow up guy that was like 20+ feet tall....and he "fondelled" where his balls would be WE HAVE IT ON TAPE but taht is private use only...very funy stuff...wish i could share it...or had a converter from VOB to mpg....

O and he was acting like a mentally disabled person the whole time (no mentally disabled peopel are not funny....i ahve a couple of friends that are disabled) but when he pretended to be it just really made the act of idiocy complete


EDIT...woah!!! just read the post 2 above mine about the bathroom guy with the books...that is funny.....i would have been curious but not enough to touch the book....

Another Edit...the more i read the more i remember

I walked by a hobo once and he asked me for spare change, I said no then walked into the CD shop, 5 mins later when I walk out he asks me again :wtf:

i have this 1 thing that made me laugh for a fuckin long time......me and my friends were in windsor (while goin to the auto show last year) and my 1 friend's dad is well off.....so we walk by this homeless dude and he asks for some cahnge...my dads friend says he doenst have any....but the funy part was that the guy had an INCH LONG BUGGER hangin off his nose....and it was no thin bugger...i'm talkin FULL-NOSTRIL-DIAMETER-INCH-LONG-BUGGER

[Nexon]

Wtf? Someone just neg repped me. about my hobo story. Whoever you are loosen up a bit. He asked me twice and my hands were empty, I had no money. I wasnt making fun of him. I just said that he did that

[Sketcher]

Back when I was working at a movie theatre, something strange happened. The way the theatre is set up is that the ticket booths and consession stand are surrounded on three sides by a wall, about 5 feet tall. Behind the wall on all three sides are were the theatres are. Anyway, all of a sudden, we see this kid jump over the wall right in front of the ticket booths and run into the theatre. Now this kid wasn't too smart. He had on a bright yellow shirt and a bright yellow hat so it was easy to spot in in the theatre he ran into. Not only that though, but it happened about 15 minutes before the movie was about to start so there was only about 3 people in there. I swear, he wanted to ge caught. :thud:

[f0xracing]

My friend's brother craped his pants.......he's 17....yeah ewww

[Sageth]

In 7th grade, my friend pissed himself in the classroom.

One time I was going into McDonalds and this guy said he didn't have any money and asked me for $1 so he could take the bus home. I asked, "Do you have change for a 5?" and he said, "Yeah... right here.... no no no... I don't."

He didn't get a dollar.

[bluesheep]

it was about 1 in the morning and there was a party going on a couple of houses down from mine and then i hear someone screaming and i look out my window and there it was,a drunk guy streaking naked down my street,it was disgusting

[Sageth]

It could have been worse. He could have had something sticking out of his ass.

[killerclown]

--When I was at Disney World last year I made a pit-stop to the bathroom and as I made my way toward the mirror I saw a homeless man peeking under the stalls!! :eek: I ran outta the bathroom and walked all the way across the park to a different bathroom.
How would a homeles guy get into disneyworld?? :wtf:

[PsychoThriller]

ok i am new but, once i was going to the baseball park to play a game with my team but, when we got their, there was a drunk bum cooking a dog in center field. to make thing worse after we started the game he started to coming up to us and started yelling about him playing and the dog cooking. so we called the cops and when they got their the drunk bum was hit the wall with a bat saying jesus is coming over and over. the cops told him to put down the bat but when he started at them swinging the bat, well lets just say theirs one less bum in the world.


and sorry about the long post ;)

[PsychoThriller]

my brother was sitting at a stop light in Houston tx, right by a freeway. in the u turn lane under the freeway, a bum come out and started to piss on oncoming cars. my brother did not know what to think but felt bad for the people that had to be right there as the bum drips his pants, and started the pee on thier cars.


bum under freeway+ water from the gutter= bum with a full tank of piss

bum with a full tank of piss+ no bathroom= pissing on oncoming cars

pissing on oncoming cars+ it not beening your car beening pissed on= non stop funnyness for all.

[vimm]

i have one.

i was on a vacation in china cuz im azn american and we saw a begger with crippled legs. we gave him some money, then he stood up , bowed, and walked away.

[Machavelli]

theres this weird guy in a city nearby me who pics up garbage and puts it in a bag and walks to city limits and dumps it all in the city next to where hes from :insane:

[Smoothy]

i have one.

i was on a vacation in china cuz im azn american and we saw a begger with crippled legs. we gave him some money, then he stood up , bowed, and walked away.
maybe he had to relieve himself

[biscuit]

How would a homeles guy get into disneyworld?? :wtf:

maybe it was his dream to go and he finally saved up the 30 dollars.

[ralphy]

wen i was in darwin, australia for a holiday...i saw sum aboriginal guy tryin 2 fight with this other abo or sumfen like that but he was screamen at him and stuff, i was watchen and i was about 2 piss myself laughen cause these guys are full petrol heads...was really funny

[dropkick03]

One night, me and a couple friends were out on my porch while it was raining out. My crazy next door neighbor (who never comes out of his house), drives his car to the end of the driveway, takes a huge trash bag out of the trunk, and starts beating it with a hoe until it fit in the trash can. Later that night I could see him digging in his backyard in the middle of a lightning storm. Then the next morning my other neighbors were out in the middle of the street, ripping through his trash in their nightgowns because they were suspicious about what was in the bag.

I love the 'burbs. :bang:

[Sailor_Bob]

While driving home from the library, I looked out the window and noticed a man with his pants around his ankles bent over in front of another man. Not something you expect to see on the street.

I went to see the monkeys at the zoo one time and saw probably the funniest thing, ever. A monkey was riding on another monkey's back when it suddenly reached for the other monkey's ass, pulled out a lump of shit, and then tossed it at another monkey. Feces throwing monkeys are funny.

[qopanna16]

If anyone used to watch Jackass on mtv, there was 1 episode where chris pontious dresses up as a dutch person, goes around the city, gets into a bus, does a monkey bar thing in the bus, had no undies on underneath, everyone saw his parts. I was lmao when I saw that on tv. I can only imagine how hilarious it must have been if I was actually there.

There was another one where he dresses up as a fairy and put money in people's parking meters. Cops started talkin to him and said it was illegal but he was like, "I'm the meter-fairy" LMAO

[ralphy]

lol i like wen he dresses up as the devil and that full churchy and gets his ass kicked by the guy...that was hilarious

[Shujinko]

Me and my friend wanted to check out the paintball guns at wal-mart,so we went there and we saw someone in the corner by the paintball guns.We went over and the hottest lady ever was breastfeeding her child.It was very akward,but very funny to watch.

[RebelliousYouth]

How would a homeles guy get into disneyworld?? :wtf:


I dunno. I was assuming he was homeless because he had really long, unbrushed hair and looked like a homeless person.

[Sageth]

Actually, the homeless theme reminds me of something that happened to my friend a few years ago. We were walking through Philly like we do all the time and this guy was sitting outside of a building that was under construction and he had a cup in his hand. Keep in mind that the guy was extremely dirty. My friend went over and put some change from his pocket into the guys cup and starts walking off. The guy gets up and says, "What the fuck did you just put in my coffee?"

Apparently the guy was working with the construction crew.

[RebelliousYouth]

Me and my friend wanted to check out the paintball guns at wal-mart,so we went there and we saw someone in the corner by the paintball guns.We went over and the hottest lady ever was breastfeeding her child.It was very akward,but very funny to watch.

That reminds me of a story my step-mom told me a few years ago, before my dad met her. She had just started her new job at a day care center and she noticed that everyday a lady would wait in the car and breastfeed her 2 year old child before dropping her off. Then when it was time for lunch the little girl would say "Titty, titty!!!!" Talk about strange.

[Shadow]

Thers this dude who got on the bus once, and he just rnadomly started hurling abuse at people, he told one girl that "if she were pudding the world wouldn't be hungry", i thort he mightve been a bit pissed tho cos he kept drinking this bottle of gin, but then my mate told me his name was smelly ernie and that he was just generally like this, he got off the bus telling some other guy that laughed like a duck.....

[Nexon]

My friend went over and put some change from his pocket into the guys cup and starts walking off. The guy gets up and says, "What the fuck did you just put in my coffee?"

Apparently the guy was working with the construction crew.

PWNED!

Ive throwin that one in my sig

[Perro]

One time i was walking home from a store and i see a dude running awkwardly, i kept watching and then all of a sudden he fell flat on the ground, got up then fell again a litte bit later....and then agin a litte bit later....i crossed the street i was kinda freaked out

[DirtyDave]

One time I was walking home from a friends house, and then all of a sudden a guy just walked outside, completly naked, and stretched, and asked me if I knew if Burger King was still open...I was like "uhhhhhhhhhhhhh dunno" and then he asked if he could use my phone...I was deffinatly like "NO!!"

[Def Jam Junkie]

one time at school i was walking behind my Vision Teacher Mrs Shifter. shes this ugly fat lady and as i was walking behind her She Ripped a LOUD!! fart and i just went infront of her and said I think you accidently left your porthole open Mrs Shifter and i went to the bathroom.

[WAR_machine]

one time at school i was walking behind my Vision Teacher Mrs Shifter. shes this ugly fat lady and as i was walking behind her She Ripped a LOUD!! fart and i just went infront of her and said I think you accidently left your porthole open Mrs Shifter and i went to the bathroom.

Hi I am new forum person but I have been looking at Ebaums site for quite a while now.........well anyways speaking of farts BACK in grammar school we had this fat guy as our "computer's" teacher. Well one day a classmate behind my friend needed help and when he bended over(remind you he his LARGE) and he let out his massive fart and he felt the wind fly out of his ass and he threw up shortly after. That was quite a doosy:lol:.

Edit:His ass was next to the back of his head mind you

[dorito]

this teacher was waiting by the classroom door waiting for everyone to get in, and she was scratching her ass in what she probably though was a very discreet manner. she then "discreetly" smelled her fingers and did a weird face informing us that her ass was.... lets say 'not very fresh'

[Black/White man]

I saw a guy holding his IMAGINARY boobs :wtf: