Unfunny jokes

[dorito]

Now these are a few very stupid jokes that I just love ^^ if you dont laugh, that means youre normal lol.

(i think this one is a repost, but ill still put it)
two eggs were on a frying pan. one egg says "wow, its hot in here" and the other screams and says "holy shit a talking egg".

Q: What's the difference between a squirrel and a toothbrush?
A: Put both of them beneath a tree, the one who climbs up is the squirrel.

Q: What's the difference between a hose and a screwdriver?
A: They're both made out of rubber, except the screwdriver.

Q: What's the difference between a crow?
A: Both legs are the same, especially the next one.

Yes I know these are stupid and unfunny, but they're so unfunny that I find them hilarious. :insane: :)

[theViBe]

um, these arent jokes tho. they are like...logical observation!!!

what makes a chalk board a chalkboard?
u write on it with chalk!!!

why is the grass green?
if it wasn't, wouldn't that be strange?

im not laughing at all.

[Roland]

ha.....i laughed.......then i cried......then i ate a cookie :D ......... :bang:

[The Stranger]

[QUOTE=dorito]Q: What's the difference between a squirrel and a toothbrush?
A: Put both of them beneath a tree, the one who climbs up is the squirrel.
QUOTE]
You now what they say "Never mistake a porcupine for a toothbrush" ;)

[Zooch]

Holy crap, those were funny because they sucked so bad!

[D13G0]

I must be abnormal then, because those jokes had me rolling, and it's hard to make me laugh. Rep for you Dorito :D

[_Phantom_]

Why did the 2 oranges fuck eachother?





Cuz they is gay

[J0e.]

What do giraffes have that no other animal has?
Baby giraffes.

Two cows were in a field. One cow says, "Mooooo." The other says, "Jerk. I was going to say that."

Did you hear about the burned down tree?
It was ash.

What do you get when you cross a ghost and a the letter K?
A book.

Did you hear about the imaginary tree?
It was mapleleaf.

[D13G0]

Elaboration on your joke Joe;
http://www.cold-moon.com/Discordia/Images/moo.jpg :D

[dbs_4eva]

no way here is my awesome (bad) jokes

Q:whats white and blue and sits in a tree?
A:A fridge with jeans on :icon_rofl

Q:What song did michael jackson sing, which actually described himself
A:A,B,C i was born as a black baby :icon_rofl

2 good!!!!!!

[crazy-ass]

this one's pretty bad...

what did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat-mobile?

"Robin, Get in the bat-mobile!"

[ribwich]

What did one blonde say to the other blonde?
I don't know. I wasn't there.

[Beastman]

Q: What did eBaum say after viewing this thread?
A: I'm going to close it.

[Carlsagan43]

THis is a super duper nerd joke that yalll will never get but here it is anyways

Why do computer programmers mix up halloween and christmas?

Becuase OCT 31 is DEC 25


Well that was really bad. Tell me if anyone understands why that is funny. I do