Funny Words

[DustinoHeat]

Show us some funny words
words like spynkter and bussom not surer if there spelled right but there funny

[Last_Words]

Hijinks. 3 dotted letters in a row.

[The Stranger]

goggle and dickweed..... haha I said do it, wait no I didn't.....

[Roland]

spoonerism

Its a word and its not the religion of spooning, i wish it was though :p

[Zooch]

It's Sphinktor and Buzzums, I think.

Anyways, gook and slanty-eye are always funny words to say.

[TheDawgPound72]

Brouhaha, when somethings really funny

[Devastation]

Oh for crying out loud, it's bosom

I know, I'm a journalism major.

[BlinkingViki]

spoon, luggage, and mastecate

[joka]

weenus (as in your elbow)
and none other than

ZEEKYBOOGYDOOK

[banjo1735]

EGRESS (exit)

[dorito]

bubble, rabbits, moo, sheep
well theyre not funny but i like em ^^

and banjo, to anser to ur signature, 'gut' means good in german ;)
lol just kidding i know thats not the anser

[Devastation]

actually, "gut" does mean "good" in German.

But, here's a funny word...

antidisestablishmentarianism

[The Reverend]

FLOCCINOCCINIHILIPILIFICATION...

and of course DOLLOP.


PS: It's spelt sphincter.

[skeen]

This is a real word believe it or not.
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words.

I like the German word for elbow. It's Elbowgan (I'm sure someone will correct me if I spelled that wrong).

Taint - The area between your asshole and balls.

Smegma
1. A sebaceous secretion, especially the whitish cheesy secretion that collects under the prepuce of the penis or around the clitoris.
2. he secretion of a sebaceous gland; specifically : the cheesy sebaceous matter that collects between the glans penis and the foreskin or around the clitoris and labia minora

[candlestickjack]

taint can also be called the choda. hehe, choda. I also enjoy the word junk.

[west495]

haha weiner
and
douche
and
lenard
lol

[Carlsagan43]

Cwm and crwth

Words that use w as a vowel.

[spydermonkie]

Tromboner, I think that one is funny

[banjo1735]

Why'd I get negative repped? :wtf: :insane: GUT means "Grand Unified Theory" and UFT means "Unified Field Theory". Both are hypothetical theories that would revolutionize mankind.

[Spank666]

Brouhaha, when somethings really funny

Brouhaha is a jumble of noises and/or words.

[uglycatface]

defenestrate - to throw out of a window.

god that's a cool word.

[Trickee]

here's a really funny one

http://img72.exs.cx/img72/1517/313495551mcpoop-thumb.gif

[Sybexia]

pussywillow and cockadoodledod

[spydermonkie]

tommyknocker...gobsmacked...antidisastanlishmentar yanism (that's spelled really wrong but it's a real word)

[Trickee]

Antidisestablishmentarianism- is a political philosophy that is opposed to the separation of church and state. The term originated in the context of the nineteenth century Church of England, where theocratic "antidisestablishmentarians" were opposed to proposals to remove its status as the state church of England. Antidisestablishmentarianism succeeded in England, but failed in Ireland and Wales, with the Church of Ireland being disestablished in 1871 and the Church in Wales in 1920. The term has largely fallen into disuse, although the issue itself is still current.

There's that

[spydermonkie]

There you go...I could never remember how to spell it

[Trickee]

it's one of the funnest words to spell. I memorized it in 2nd grade and amazed :confused: my friends. Fun times right there. And it's never in the spelling bees on tv. why not?

[candlestickjack]

It's not in spelling bees on TV because they use hard words, not long words. Antidisestablishmentarianism is easy to spell, when I first heard the word a few years ago, I wrote it down to remember it, and I spelled it correctly.

EDIT:
and yet you didn't just then. proofread before posting. yeah, only one letter, but still... :rolleyes:
wow, that was amazing. Thanx for the help :rolleyes: I was simply stating that it was easy to spell, but I was typing fast. Ok, my mistake, it's simple to spell if you are anal.

[Trickee]

and yet you didn't just then. proofread before posting. yeah, only one letter, but still... :rolleyes:

[Baby J]

Cwm and crwth

Words that use w as a vowel.

how the hell is that pronounced?

words that sound dirty but arent, masticate
ei: "Last night I masticated my hotdog with my hands"

[Trickee]

Masticate actually means "chew" so if you chewed your hotdog w/ your hands...oh, well. Don't mean to be the human dictionary here. sorry.

[JerkyMyTurky]

flabbergast
umbrella
cocktail
knob
you
orgasm
understand

[Devastation]

didactic

adjective:
1. Fitted or intended to teach; conveying instruction; instructive; teaching some moral lesson; as, "didactic essays."
2. Inclined to teach or moralize excessively; moralistic.

[skeen]

Therapists
because if you put a space in it
The rapists

Dingle Berry
Bowdaggit

[Baby J]

Masticate actually means "chew" so if you chewed your hotdog w/ your hands...oh, well. Don't mean to be the human dictionary here. sorry.

it doesn't only mean chew it means knead (check dictionary.com) and kneading is often done with the hands. (and aparently grind?)

[Ziggyfeed]

poppycock
cocktail
shitaki
masticate

and of course, ASSASSIN because it has "ass" in it twice...gee, I'm really mature, huh :rolleyes: ?

[Dontdropthesoad]

piggly wiggly :icon_rofl

[JerkyMyTurky]

Butt Plug? Butt PLUG? BUTT PLUG? BUTTTTT PLLLLUGGGGGGGG? BUTT PLUG? Butt PLUG? Butt plug?

[SliddY]

Pooter...and uh...Jungle?

[Boxed in Chaos~]

Er...someone said poppycock already *crosses that one out* :banghead:

Persnickety

Scrib! (from Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind)

Sincerely Yours,
Chaos... :angel: \

[Dual]

Pussyfoot...and masticate

[ATLBRAVOSFAN]

clearly the greatest word in the english language is............... pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

[Timebomb]

clearly the greatest word in the english language is............... pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
"a factitious word alleged to mean 'a lung disease caused by the inhalation of very fine silica dust' but occurring chiefly as an instance of a very long word."

:thud:

[poopchow]

dobacle.

ramrod


lupis

dusche

scared----for some reason i keep reading it "sacred"

flabberghasted

hemoglobin

[ac/dc]

nigglet :lol:

[BlinkingViki]

sake...because it can be used two ways:

"Oh for Christ's sake!"

-or-

"Would you rike some sake or perhaps...a bingo?"

LOLOLOLOL

Some others:

anapestic, dactylyc, perrogative, omnipotent (I love it when people mispronounce it)

spermatazoa, uvula, phosphorous, swan, codswallop, and the Japanese word for ice cream : aisu-kurimu!

favorite Spanish sentence: el mono in mis pantalones es moy bobo!

[vimm]

Baloooga whaale.

say it with a redneck accent :p

[GOLDMEMBER6689]

That Is Not Funny..... That Is F*#^en Stupid

[candlestickjack]

That Is Not Funny..... That Is F*#^en Stupid
Buddy, did you read the two blonde jokes that you just posted?

[SlOtH]

Queef

Tit Mouse

[qopanna16]

pinocytosis (pee-no-cytosis) and ebonics

[SliddY]

Queef

Tit Mouse
Tit mouse? LMAO! :icon_rofl

[Kerpal]

Without a doubt its that oxygen carrier we all know and love....


haemoglobin!

[Shujinko]

Queef

Tit Mouse

Damn,I was going to say Queef,but here is another 'Tough Tittyballs'