Nursery Ryme jokes

[blade_700]

Do you like nursery ryme jokes?

heres a good one.

Little miss Tubberd
went to the cubberd
to fetch her dog Rover a bone.
But when she bent over,
Rover took over and gave her a bone of his own.

:icon_rofl :icon_rofl :icon_rofl
i gotta get more of this shit.

[J0e.]

Here's a good one to tell your kids:

Whats long and hard and filled with seamen?
You guessed it, a submarine!

[west495]

haha those are awsome, shame i dont know any

[blade_700]

hers another.

jack and jill went upthe hill to smoke some marijauna.
jack got high unzipped his fly and asked jill if she wanna.
jill said yes pulled up her dress and then they had some fun.
jill forgot to take the pill and now they have a son.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
i have more i just need to remember them

[Massimo]

how about the scooby doo song?

scooby dooby doo where are you?
we gonna roll-up this blunt with you
scooby dooby doo, where are you?
please smoke up with me right now.

[dbs_4eva]

heres a good 1, heard it from a friend

Sex is alot like kfc
first you start with the leg
and by the time your finished
you have a nice greasey box to leave your bone

:D :icon_rofl
good stuff aye

[dorito]

Yay I know quite a few of those:

Jack and Jill went up the hill
to have some hanky-panky
Silly Jill forgot her pill
and now there's little Frankie.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the king's horses and all the king's men
said "Fuck him, he's only an egg"

Georgie Porgie, pudding and pie
Kissed the girls and made them cry
When the boys came out to play,
He kissed them too, cos he was gay

:icon_rofl

[Devastation]

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the king's horses and all the king's men
said "Fuck him, he's only an egg"

that's hilarious

[uta coby]

heres a good 1, heard it from a friend

Sex is alot like kfc
first you start with the leg
and by the time your finished
you have a nice greasey box to leave your bone

:D :icon_rofl
good stuff aye


i think you left out a part...
first you start with the leg,
then move on to the thigh
next you make your way to the breast
and by the time your finished
you have a nice greasey box to put your bone in

[blade_700]

heres some

little miss muffet sat on a tuffet
eating her blueberry pie
along came a spider
and sat down beside her and said
"whats in the bowl bitch"

ickery dickery dock
the bitch was sucking my cock
the clock struck two i shot the goo
and dropped her off at the next block
:icon_rofl :lol: :lol: :icon_rofl