funny limericks

[Trickee]

anybody got funny limericks? I've got one, my friend told it to me.

There once was a man from Albass,
Who had two balls made of brass.
When he rubbed them together,
It made stormy weather,
And shot lightning bolts out of his ass.

I love that one.

[The Reverend]

There once was a young man fom Leeds,
Who swallowed 2 packets of seeds.
From out of his ass
shot 3 feet of grass
and his balls were covered in weeds.

[whiplash]

There once was a man from bengal
Who went to a fancy dress ball
He thought he would risk it
and dress as a biscuit
But the dog ate him up in the hall!

a classic

[Carlsagan43]

There once was a man named dave
Who dug up a prostitute's grave
She smelled like shit
and was missing a tit
But think of the money he saved

[Trickee]

There was a young girl from Rabat,
Who had triplets, Nat, Pat and Tat;
It was fun in the breeding,
But hell in the feeding,
When she found she had no tit for Tat.

[PlasticMan2112]

There once was a man from Nantucket,
Who's cock was so long he could suck it,
He said with a grin,
Wiping sperm from his chin,
If my ear was a cunt I could fuck it!

[theViBe]

There once was a man named dave
Who dug up a prostitute's grave
She smelled like shit
and was missing a tit
But think of the money he saved

nice one, i like it!! LOL