As sung by Asians

[callmejulio]

What songs do you guys think would be the funniest if sung by an asian?
Some of my favorites would be:

Whore Rotta Rove
Rayra
Rora
Hoter Carifornia
Rivin Ra Vida Roca
Rouie, Rouie
Porry
Brack Whore Sun
:bang:

Oh and here's some jokes too.

What do you call a woman with one leg?
Ilene

What do you call a chinese woman with one leg?
Irene