Fresh, New Jokes :) Prepare to laugh :D

[Melonhead1]

1.

Death or Booka?


Three explorers are captured by a tribe in the Amazon jungle. The chief is going to punish the intruders. He calls the first explorer to the front of the tribe and asks, "Death or Booka?" Well the explorer doesn't want to die, so he opts for booka. The tribe starts screaming BOOKA! and dancing around. The chief then rips the explorers pants off and fucks him in the ass. The chief calls the second explorer to the front and asks, "Death or Booka?" Well not wanting to die either, he opts for booka. The tribe again starts screaming BOOKA! and dancing around. The chief rips the second guys pants off and fucks him in the ass. The chief calls the third explorer to the front and asks, "Death or Booka?" Well the third guy has a little more self respect and thinks death would be better than being violated in front of hundreds of tribesman, so he opts for death. The chief turns to the tribe and screams "DEATH BY BOOKA!"

2.

Don't argue with children

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal, its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

[Ajax]

Both are pretty good

[The Stranger]

love the second one, nice jokes

[Roland]

lol second one was great, teacher = girls bitch.............reps for joo!!

[Mount_Happy]

Haha both of those were great lol :lol: :lol:

[west495]

haha yeah they were good

[reigenborn]

Nice, that is really funny. I love jokes where smartass kids slam the adults.

[theViBe]

i kinda liked the first one better. i could just picture as tribe getting all frenzied up.. "death by wooka" "AAAAAAA" , then

"o, shit..."


funny as hell

[Kharndabetrayer]

lol nice jokes the second one was funny as hell :lol:

[Melonhead1]

im feeling alot of love haha :lol:

[244244]

both pretty funny

[vimm]

1st one was halarious. i couldnt stop laughing for 3 whole minutes :icon_rofl . reps for u :cool:

[joka]

both jokes rock but i heard them in like 4th grade


:bow: :bow: booka

[LotsMorePhun]

Nice jokes. I got one, hope you guys like it.

A man is going away on a business trip and during his trip he doesn't want his wife cheating on him. So he goes into some chinese store to see if he can find anything to prevent his wife from becoming horny. When he enters he asks the owner if there is anything that would prevent his wife from cheating on him while he goes away on his trip. The owner goes to the back of the store and brings out a wierd looking dildo. The owner says, "This is a voodoo dick. Watch how it works. Voodoo dick, wall." Suddenly the dildo started humping the wall until the owner said, "Voodoo dick stop." The man said, "I'll take it!" He goes home later that night and shows his wife how to work the dildo. The next day the wife is using the voodoo dick and has an orgasm, but she doesn't know how to stop the voodoo dick. She has to go to an important meeting, but she cant get it out. She gets ready and goes driving with the voodoo dick humping her. While she is driving, she suddenly gets another orgasm and almost crashes. A cop pulls over and says, "What's the problem maa'm?" The wife says, "I have a voodoo dick stuck in my vagina."
The cop then goes, "What the hell?! Voodoo dick my ass!!"

Poor cop :)

[Melonhead1]

Yeah, nice joke LotsMorePhun, a little old, but i still laugh every time i hear it :lol: