Sadest Dude Ever

[cottonzway]

In terms of being a man this has to be the sadest, most pathetic attempt at keep a relationship going. Here (http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&ncid=757&e=2&u=/nm/20041011/od_nm/odd_hero_dc) is the story. :insane:

[lcstinky]

:lol: :lol: This poor son of a bitch. He needs to just change his name, move to another state, and start over.

If this were a sitcom the girl would fall in love with him because he went to such idiotic lengths to win her back. But I doubt that's what'll happen here.

[MrDeliquent85]

You know life sucks when you have to go that far.

what would have happened if the wife panicked and had a gun?

[lcstinky]

You know life sucks when you have to go that far.

what would have happened if the wife panicked and had a gun?I hadn't thought of that, good point. Or what if the cops hurt one of the dumb-ass kids? This could have been a lot less funny. Reminds me of that girl who faked her own abduction, prompting a $90,000 manhunt.

[Sketcher]

Even if it had gone to plan and his wife wasn't able to get free, after the guy finished "fighing off" the burglers and freed his wife, didn't he think that she would want to call the police then? Either way, he was fucked.

[pat99872]

I would kill myself if I did that

[Zooch]

Wow, that dude is low. I saw this story on Good Morning America a few days ago. That woman could've easily pulled a knife on those dudes and we'd have a huge fucking story on our hands. I hope he get's git by a car or something.

[Ajax]

What happened to the two high schoolers? Did they get charged with anything?

[biscuit]

suspicion of raping a tuna fish.

[reigenborn]

A teacher did that ladies and gentleman. I can picture my science teacher doing that. I can also picture him saying "GUYS.....I HAVE A SMALL PENIS"